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Okay, just got an IM out of the blue from a Red Gumby, 220 miles away, 22 years younger than me. Something tells me this isn't remotely serious. Conversation in full follows:

(SF over 200 miles away):hi dear

sorillo1000:Hola

(SF over 200 miles away):so tell me what are you looking for in a woman on here ?

sorillo1000:Heartbeat, local. That's a good place to start....

(SF over 200 miles away):okay great

(SF over 200 miles away):so what other media are you on apart from this one

sorillo1000:Soup cans and string, mostly.

SF over 200 miles away has left IM

Yes, I'm an insensitive prick.

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LOL,

So we're supposed to wear flats all the time or we're sluts, is that it?

Wenatchee WA
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Maybe he meant to say he was teething?

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From a single male:

"Hey there Hey ! About me I love to kiss very passionately. Love and I mean I love to perform oral for days until you cum over and over and I'm good at it !"

Days and days?? But how will you sustain yourself?

"I will eat your ass and more once I'm comfortable with you and your clean."

Ok, now I see how you will find your sustenance.

" I have great stamina and I always am all about pleasing you ."

Stamina seems to be a very popular term amongst SMs.

"Have good hands as I was a massage therapist through college . "

I pumped gas while in school, I guess I have good pumping ability ....

"Well just saying I would love the opportunity to meet . Give me a chance."

Oh, how nice... I believe we will pass on this opportunity....

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Pie > Cake

I'm just sayin'

Waxahachie TX
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Cakes are different from pie, but you can use pi if you calculating the cake.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Im tryna gt in them juicy cakes

Classic.

Windermere FL
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"Drop ya number babe. Im tryna gt in them juicy cakes xxx-xxx-xxx_ jxxx Bbc all day hit my phone"

Who knew that I have juicy cakes?! Wait... What are "cakes"?!

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I agree, current! However, I do find some comic relief in that at least 2 people think this stuff works. Vaginal cells? Really? His previous messages were more personalized and couldn't be plagiarized, though.

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The fact that it was plagiarized is disappointing and somewhat diminishes the comic impact.

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