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We got this one today. We're assuming that it's Tammy he's interested in since he mentioned liking to make women holler. I replied that we only like to meet people who use punctuation, can put a sentence together, and show that they know how to communicate in English.

hello there free give you a lot more alike than 4 or 8 times a night, I love you I love to lick the booty hoe and I love to make a woman holler so what do you say that we look up load all I'm at a four some good sex if that's what you want holler at me I will give you the best sex with you ever have I really did wanna f*** that's all I really want to do but trust me it will be more than one time

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I just got a "message" with a blank subject line and nothing in the email. From a couple with a Bi female (I'm very straight, say so in my profile) who lives at least 4 hours away. The picture attached was of the female.

Visalia CA
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Subject line: I'm so horny

Complete message: fuck me

Response: are you right-handed? learn to type with your left. problem solved.

S Pasadena FL
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single male replies........i just put bi on my profile to scare couples off.......lmao

Woodbury NJ
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20 y.o. sm free member : "interested in a very young man? " Me: "can you read? " He: "yes. Sorry. Had to at least try" Aww!!!

Mcallen TX
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flirtitude is good!

Mcallen TX
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Caveman here Kibb. Not a Neanderthal but I'm pretty sure they are extinct but the next best thing. All muscle, no brain and full of flirtitude.

Lexington KY
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Wolf never disappoints.

New Orleans LA
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Mongo like

Burleson TX
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I got a doozy today. SM, free of course, no pics {is this a checklist or what? }, been on here several years but no certs. Longish birdie about how he thought we would be a good match, i should read his profile and blah blah blah let's IM, etc

Well I read the damned thing. ...I don't know how I stayed awake through the whole thing. It was a dissertation on communication. My reply was comparatively brief. Want interested in lectures on trivialities and Thanks but no thanks. .....damn! Where's me a nice Neanderthal that can just drag me off by the hair of my head afer all that?

Mcallen TX
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