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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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In response to a polite "No thank you I'm not interested. Good luck in your search."

"why?"

Manville NJ
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LOL.

(did you 'splain that to 'em?)

Manville NJ
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"We can't see your pictures"

- from a couple who are free members

BT

New Orleans LA
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first message from a single male with a very scant profile; might otherwise be interesting.

(this is the sum total of his communication):

"Got a minute?"

hmmmm.

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Email from a dood who lists his profile as single, and, yes, we realize we are total asshats.

single mature man would love to orally pleasure you both all night long and eat and lick you two while you fuck and then lick you clean. licking her cum filled pussy and cum covered nipple clean would be delicious and helping her suck his cock also

Dear msman4fun: Thank you for your tempting proposal. Ordinarily, we would leap to accept an offer for an encounter that is so clearly in line with what we seek. Alas, the missus has a rule that she will not fuck a man if the number of her periods in the last year exceeds the number of periods the man uses in writing a whole fucking paragraph. So, we must decline your kind offer. The loss is ours, we are sure.

New Orleans LA
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Sometimes with dumbasses, I will even take it much further and get all circumlocutious up in dey greeowl.

I can't stand lack of effort.

Phoenix AZ
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see, my smartypants reply would've been something along the lines of

"whut?"

he didn't reply because your message was too smart. ;-)~

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The whole entire mail from a single male last week... "Fuck?"

My reply, "Considering that context and inflection often get lost through digital discourse, please more eloquently elaborate your contextual parameters."

No reply from the DumbASS.

Phoenix AZ
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Free Member Single Male with no pics: "Wow...BBC very attractive, can I play?"

Uriah response: "If you are so 'very attractive', why don't you have pics on your profile?"

Mr. Uriah (aka "The Single Male Policeman")

Memphis TN
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Exactly, no boner

Mrs. U

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