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User Details are only visible to members.	Just received: "Hi How far from (city in my area)?" Do I look like a freakin' GPS or something...?
Panama City Beach FL			Username hidden (1979 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Holly he also means High Sex Drive= 2 strokes and I'm done, was it good for you? Tina By Bob I would just reply- no thanks I'll just use my Battery Operated Boyfirend.
Columbus OH			Username hidden (626 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	"would like to meetshe has nice tit and butt i am a nice quit gy like bi ladys i am not into menjust lady like to meet soon your close !" Opened the profile and I almost died laughing ! UMMMM!!! Seriously ? We Are Looking For: frind wihe same intres like being nude watching bewatch cook out go to river fishing camping going to nudes cammps sexpartys oregy7s head hand fingershave fun sexloce clits nipples tits like all but pain a little kinkey Description : 59 250lb iam quite and cleen fair hair blue eyes love fun and frind work 2 shft loveto meet day time and week ends fave a lot to offer Our fantasies and/or real experiences: like to play with couples bi ladyes tv ts cd somelike to have smal orgey 3 or4 copple meat alady with strapon What else we'd like to say, do, see, hear about and/or learn: like to meet some fokes soon Ok yes I'm a bitch but they're kidding right??? I actually felt insulted this person would think we had the slightest thing in common. Mrs Sav Mrs Sav
Weaver AL			Username hidden (4446 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	hahahaha...all that and then...Bob.
San Antonio TX			Username hidden (6114 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Just received the email below from a SM in Cleveland OH. Clearly he did not read my profile which states you must be local and points out the minor little details like... oh... I'm a single lady, NOT a couple Hello sophisticated couple, greetings to both of you. How is your day going? I would like to commend you for the well written introduction of yourself expressing your wants and desires. I can see how you AS A couple realize physical arousal starts with the mind. I have realized both of you as a couple who are intelligent mature and sophisticated, to be very sexy and interesting. I consider myself to be a "pleaser" when it comes to sex. I derive a great deal of my pleasure from satisfying the person I am with. The look on a woman's face as she enjoys every bit of her experience with me is usually what excites me most.I really like that you are very open and honest about who you are and what you are looking for and that makes you very special and attracting to me. I was born and raised in India and moved to the united states when I was a teenager. Educated here in the US and have been living and working in Cleveland Ohio for about 20 yrs.Your profile attracted my attention.You intrigue me very much. I am NOT A DOCTOR/PHYSICAN I am a college educated health care professional working as a Licensed Registered Senior Staff Radiographer working in the Radiology department in a hospital diagnostic radiology, medical and intensive care units mobile cine-radiography assisting surgeons in surgical/ vascular and orthopedic surgeries.I do enjoy finer things in life and vacations couple times a year. I am financially very stable blessed with good health wealth and all the good fortunes this beautiful life has to offer. I am looking for companionship/friendship and intimacy and passionate sex. My direct E-mail sirajsaraj at yahoo dot com Please reply on this e-mail. Waiting to hear from both of you. I am able to travel any time when we can co-ordinate our schedules, you wont be disappointed! I am a very simple down to earth laid back person with very High Sex drive. Please feel free to ask me anything you would like to know about me and check out my credentials, so that you feel safe and secure. The following narrative would also give details of my insight. I love to meet both of you when you feel the time is right and connect with (I am 100% straight male) and have incredible passionate sex and pleasure you and satisfy your sexual needs to your satisfaction and thats what really turns me on and I get my pleasure. Thats so exciting to me. You may be wondering why I am seeking a friendship with you as a couple, since I am relatively new to this lifestyle and have met three incredible wonderful couples and enjoyed immensely good times this lifestyle has to offer. Well I consider my self very lucky and fortunate to meet and explore the endless opportunities with an amazing sophisticated couple like you and see if you like my personality and go from there. I am not a pushy person, let me know if you are interested. If you feel that I have offended you in any way, that is not my intention and I apologise for taht. If you are not interested, that is ok I do understand and I sincerely wish you all the happiness and joys and pleasures this beautiful life style has to offer. My direct e-mail sirajsaraj at yahoo dot com Please take good care of yourself. Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Best of regards to both of you. Warmly............Bob.
Pittsburgh PA			Username hidden (4124 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	The long one is actually from a man in TX who comes to Pittsburgh for business (my guess - the natural gas biz). The short one with horrendous spelling & grammar? That's from a Pittsburgh couple. They only live about 4 miles from me but I wouldn't care if it was 4 houses... NO WAY
Pittsburgh PA			Username hidden (4124 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Holly, you have quite both ends of the spectrum there with those emails! wow! The non grammatical nonsense ones make me just shake my head and say Wow, and that lengthy one? UGH GAG. And these are supposed to be people from PA? Oh no. I think Holly wins the prize today. respite from her crazy email admirers!
San Antonio TX			Username hidden (6114 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Better yet Ms Rdy, I'll tell him you'd like them to cum for a sleepover. ;-) Lou hasn't been online so i dont think she's looked at the pics from the weekend yet. She sounded pretty good on the phone today. She's definitely on the med.
Pittsburgh PA			Username hidden (4124 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	"Holly, would kindly ask that dood to write to me, Please? Lol" I figured it was something Mr. Rdy wrote.
Belle Chasse LA			Username hidden (8678 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	My wife say's she can suck a weet tasty cunt beter then me so can we have you put us two to work. see our profile. cum on Poor spelling and terrible grammar isn't just the purview of SM.
Pittsburgh PA			Username hidden (4124 post)

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