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today i got one from a single guy who lives all the way across the country ("i know it's far to travel") and is planning a trip to virginia (gee, maybe that's supposed to be close) complete with his phone number.

sigh.

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ayup!

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Invite the whole country and someone is bound to come? And so well written;)

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omg, i got the same e mail from the guy and deleted it.

wow....he was casting his net really far out from joisey.

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Amazing smile and body she has and the husband either.Once I choose the perfect one I will give the address and ask what they are looking for...I could bring up to 5 black or white fantastic respectful clean guys...on my party anyone needs to follow 1 rule...will be do only what the couple of single want..I interpreting my party as special moments ..and not like most of the party's that wants "fuck"the lady like animals....we could get nasty nicely...it's all about pleasing both in couples case and becoming truly friends...my wife are gorgeous and I shared her 6 times and I know what couples need and I can't bring her cause her tremend jealousy....anyway fell free to contact me by text at -----------kisses

Gave us his name and number. Guess we should have jumped in the car and headed to New Jersey from South Carolina.

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Ah, I see, said the blind man. It's been a LONG time since I've seen Roxanne. Always loved the bar scene....

"Hey BIGNOSE?????"

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In the movie Roxanne (a remake of the French classic Cyrano de Bergerac), Steve Martin plays a nice intelligent man with a ridiculous gigantic nose. He loves Roxanne (Daryl Hannah) but is too self-conscious to tell her. Instead he coaches a young, attractive, but fucking stupid man who Roxanne likes.

On their date, he feeds him witty and romantic things to say.... until the connection fails. So the guy is left on his own and this is the best he can come up with:

You have.....a great body.

Your knockers, I mean your breasts, are like melons...

Not melons, like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?

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"Fluff your pillows" hmmmmm?

Do I DARE look that up on Urban Dictionary, or am I gonna need a vat of brain bleach? ;)

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"the guy i sent VA's suggested response to sent back: LOL! Love your sense of humor! "

This can be like Steve Martin in Roxanne. If you go on a date with him I can give you witty suggestions via an earpiece.

Just don't ask him to fluff your pillows.

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"I have zero memory of checking out this guy's profile"

That's because most "who viewed me" hits are random profiles, not people who actually viewed you. You didn't view them. You just happened to show up on their profile.

You can look at the "last online" date of people who viewed you a couple of days ago and still find they haven't been online in months. It's bullshit.

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