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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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Well, Leeza, thank you very much. You seem to be quite a hottie yourself!!!! I LOVE your brain & penis statement! Guess that's true, but I'm willing to bet you'd have more to offer! ;)

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Well, Naughty, I don't blame the guy for trying... you're smokin' hot!

The main problem is that men have a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time! ;^)

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Got a message this morning from xxxxxnineincher......(sent with close up pic of his cock, of course) "Hey babe, wouldn't you love to get on your knees & suck my huge cock? I want to see how good you are at giving head." Well....you're never going to know! Why do guys think that just because they have a big cock that women are going to bow down to them? Nope, it takes much more for this girl......starting with BRAINS!

New Orleans LA
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Well, Babe, looks like somebody's gonna get some.

Danville VT
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TB - awwww is right, that was so sweet. And true if I might say!

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lol seriously within 30 minutes of changing our profile to read that we are on break until after the first of the year I get an email that says

"taking a break?" WTF??

Louisville KY
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I like to watch and if you talk dirty I'll join in....

Louisville KY
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let's just say that the combination of your haiku and your heinee get me all worked up

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I am with Holly, (yeah, in my dreams). I say it's pretty a pretty good pickup line. Unfortunately, his follow up is a little like laughing too hard at your own joke. Also, it IS a little condescending to assume you have never had a haiku as a pickup line. Have you? Also, TB I think your spoiled picky ass is superb. LOLOLOLOLOL! good one, eh?

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It wasn't a very good haiku. At least hold out for a Petrarchian.

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