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{sigh} Had to start my day writing a reply that starts out "look, turwaffle..." Got a birdie the other day from SM stating he liked how my profile was clear about what I wanted yada, tada, wanna spend a weekend together. I replied for someone to be so impressed with what I wrote, how the Hell did he miss the "current playmates only at this time". He replied again, "so, you want to cum to {his town}then?" I bitched him out, suggesting Hooked on Phonics because he reading comprehension seriously lacked, there was no way in Hell I was dragging my happy ass to {his town} for a complete strangerand told him he showed blatant disregard for what I stated clearly. His reply? " So you want me to cum to you? And in you :-). Just send me your address and lets figure out a day and time "

{THUNK} {deep breath} my reply: "Look turdwaffle, your approach sucks. I thought I made it clear that I'm not interested in you. If I didn't I hope I have now. Have a nice day. " And that, folks, is my final answer. If the ignorant, arrogant SOB has the nerve to write to me again, I'm blocking his sorry ass, and it will be a first for me, EVER. I pride myself on not having to resort to that, but I'm beyond over this little turd.

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OK, y'all this impressed me. From a brand new 22 yo SM {PAID!!!!!} profile in ATL: " I never expected to see you here! Do you remember me? It's {his name redacted for his privacy}! Wow didn't we have an amazing time together. We got so drunk at the bar, then back at your place...just wow. Unfortunately I didn't wear a condom and...I think I'm pregnant... "

I got a chuckle and replied to him. He's too young/too far away for me, but damn he's off to a good start making a good impression!

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sort of. Answered, opened private pics, but timing was an issue as I feared. Maybe another time.

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So PirateGirl, did you give the handsome visitor a chance?

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hmmm just had another one ignore the first two lines of our profile. However I am sort of tempted. He is good looking, fits my preferred stats, wrote a decent email, AND has a cert by a friend. In the area visiting, but his home isn't too far away and in one of the area's I go to frequently.

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No "mythical creature" here. Just a very real girl that has very real other things she could've used her time for.

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That isn't one I let slide either and I'm not even a mythical being.

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Many things I easily forgive, being stood up no call/no show is NOT one of them

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Well he missed his one shot at a sexy lady that last time so obviously he "ain't too swooft"

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GRRRRRR!!!!!!FuQUAD that has corresponded before that comes to town once in a while {and totally stood me up the one and only time I considered meeting him} decided to totally IGNORE my current tagline CLEARLY STATING I'm "temporarily out of commission" to basically say "I'm there tomorrow night....wanna fuck?!?" {and my profile basically states CLEARLY that's NOT a good approach for me, ayway!} When I called him out on this, he tried to excuse it away htat he "didn't notice" my tagline. I politely replied "Hooked on Phonics" as I held Ms. Muffy at bay.

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