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Too funny

Alpharetta GA
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ostensibly from a couples' profile (in Iowa). profile name reads single male. haven't bothered to check out the profile further.

subject: You

message: I want to eat you

ehm......~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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Couth first...Coitus Later...maybe!!!! :-))))) I'm getting old!!!!! :-))))

Seguin TX
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Coitus or couth.....? Hmmm.

Wenatchee WA
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"Couth my friend". Tommy.

Seguin TX
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Should have aimed higher...for the coitus, Tom.

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Miss Kelly Jean, I wish I was more traveled with a plane ticket in my hand bound for NC. ;-)))))

Seguin TX
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"Miss Kelly Jean, I hope to one day be older, less handsome, and less traveling in a chance to entice you to join me for a drink."

Miss Kelly Jean, I only hope to one day be less traveling in a chance to entice you to join me for coitus, but that's just me, I'm crazy like that sometimes.

I haven't had that many interesting emails of late. Clearly, my profile must be scaring the interesting among us away.

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What a charmer, part of a reply from a handsome, younger gentleman after telling him I was flattered but no thank you:

Miss Kelly Jean, I hope to one day be older, less handsome, and less traveling in a chance to entice you to join me for a drink.

Clemmons NC
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smh. the bait and switches continue.

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