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This one came yesterday.

"We are looking for a couple who will teach us the etiquette."

That's it. Profile was maybe 6 lines and no pics.

Sheesh

Burleson TX
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*something* like that

Mcallen TX
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Seriously, a ransom note...I bet the demand wasn't for $$$ but for sexual favors instead, right?

Memphis TN
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Mrs. Uriah, I just lost a pair of drawers, and got a ransom note, no less.....that shit ain't funny! {oh, wait: yes it is!}

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This one I got the other day:

I can fuck alil nite. try me if u think im lyiIng

Had to laugh out loud at that!

Anchorage AK
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"Would she be willing to sell a pair of her panties?" ---------

I wonder if they have a specific pair in mind.

Shelly

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I get those from time to time. "Flirt with her and buy her some drinks and maybe..." or "Meet us at ABC Bar and seduce my wife"

Um, pass. lol

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Got the following a few days ago...

"trying to surprise girl after work"

Not really a bad line or a good one...just sort of funny. Did he want us to hide in some bushes by his house and jump out when she came home and yell...SURPRISE!!!

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Last night I received =

cum pick up the wife and see what happens. we are very bored

Wow, what lady wouldn't want to join them?

Pittsburgh PA
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This was in my inbox last night: "hi kibbles, signed on tonight hopng to find some companionship...found myself all the way out in texas without finding any. and now i find myself looking at your photos, and the desire to touch myself was overwhelming, so now i am...i hope you don't mind. yours truly, XXXX" I replied with something about I hope he enjoys himself. Then, I got: " with you as my inspiration, how could i help but enjoy myself? " then "OMG!!, you are GLORIOUS! "....I'm flattered he and Rosie had a good night.

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