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A bulk email from a local group:

"Looking for 3 sexy couples too feature in our 8th Black Bulls for white couples gangbang party at (a local club). Only 3 couples will get in free and first pick of the BBC 's ."

Sounded more like a slave auction than a GB, we passed....

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Got a good one today from a guy. It started out " hey faggot, I want you to suck my 10 inch cock, with my old lady watching. Figured you might be able to show her how to suck a cock" Answered him back " hey asshole, it might say cocksucker on my forehead, but not teacher. Not into teaching her. " Blocked him

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Ok, this dood (hope I got that right) decides to tell me how all kinds of wonderful he is, but before anything he needs to see my picture to see if I am worth his time and make sure I am gorgeous pretty. I so much wanted to tell him I have three eyes and two noses but simply said thanks but no thanks. I don't do cocky SM's.

Frederica DE
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A very generic message that I am sure was a copy and paste message from a SM. His message was confusing as if he was trying to market himself to many different SF's in one mass message. The thing that gave him away was in his message was;

"I have opened my pictures for you but i am not sure you can view them if your a free member". His usage of the word "if" shows me he did not read my profile, and if he did he would know I am a paid member. Reply was not interested.

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Got this one from the guy who created a fake single black male profile.

"So.... I made the fake profile, and yes I used a real picture of a black guy (porno star) nothing to exposing , just one classy picture. It proved me right, when I said if I was a black guy I would have plenty of action...plenty of women wanted to meet. Needless to say I was kind of hurt with the way so many women jumped on it. I know that I'm not alone with this thought, many white men feel this way, like we have been shunned. This phenomenon has hurt so many white men."

So apparently just the idea of a single black guy getting more action than a married white guy has caused great harm to this poor soul. It does make me wonder if he is equally disturbed that many single white males are getting more action than he is. Nah...cause that would also make him a racist.

~S~

New Orleans LA
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I just got a message that was downright nasty, blocked his ass. I love this block feature.

North Port FL
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Right on NiceGuy and RonKathy. Most single males just don't get it. Got three today, one nice, one I just SMH, and the other downright ugly and he got blocked.

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RnK, agree with you 100%. Some guys just don't get the meaning of respect, nor do they take the time to read a profile. They think being they are on SLS they have the right to be rude.

Dover DE
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OMG - I think I got a message that was meant for another guy from a SM. The subject line was "Do you like having your cock sucked" and the body of the message was "Are you one of Straight SM who really is Bi or Bi curious, and if so would you like to meet for mutual fun"?

I replied "You do know you sent this to a straight female"? He read my message per mail showing opened, but no reply as of yet. His profile is a straight single male.

Marydel DE
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Got a very nice email from an attractive gentleman who had this line in his profile:

"I consider myself a Gentleman is all fascists of the word."

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