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Free member sm no pics birdied. I replied staying he had no pics. He replied sls kept rejecting them.... Could I furnish him with an email to send me pics to {uhm...NOOOO!!!!!} I replied: please contrast profile review of you're having trouble with pics. As a volunteer that reviews pics, I may have already seen them. .. And found them not meeting guidelines. And please do not ask me for my email address.

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Than you gotta go with your gut

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I know. They were for sure find them hot and leave them wet abs but it takes more then that.

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Grrrr!

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A very nice set of Abs belonging to a young firefighter emailed. Sadly no content in email or profile and of course ignored the whole "on break" thing.

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omg kibb......lmao...

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{Groan} another typical exchange with a blue gumby free member.

He: "how are you? "

{After reading his profile and seeing him emphasize how straight he was, but repeatedly talking about wanting mmf's} me:  "Fine.

Recommendation: if you've been with a dude and a chick and you two dudes weren't doing anything with/to each other, it's a mfm. A mmf implies there's two bi dudes involved."

his reply: "how are you? "

{THUD} REALLY, dude?!?

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Reminds me of that online dating fails article that I quoted from the other day He: "you would love my dick" She: "if it's like your message, it's short and unconvincing"

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blue dot emailed me last night ............how big of a dick do u like...........& that was all lol

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you tube search Sammy Tramp "don't send a dick pic"

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