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He emailed us when we lived in Virginia.

He emails us in Florida.

He emails our friends in North Carolina.

I wonder if he emails overseas. Would he fly to, say, Somalia for pussy?

Does SLS have any members in Somalia?

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Mr. FootLong hit me up as well. I replied saying not interested. Now he replies he's looking for one LTR. My left boob he is.

Newark DE
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VA, I was referring to footlong.

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And people think I'm an Ass or Dick. I do agree with you VA about the who view Me aspect. At least you can turn it off.

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He just emailed us now.

"I see you visited my profile but you didn't say anything. Shall we open up our pics for one another? "

Get ready for a SHIT TON more of these now that they can see who went to their profile!!!!

Windermere FL
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Cowgirl, VA, I got the same one from the fellow VA mentioned.

Frederica DE
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Yeah Mr. Footlonghersheybar emails the whole fucking country.

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I got one from out of state, no where near I life. Had something written in the subject line but nothing in the body of the message.

Subject line - Wow you are amazing and I am highly interested so please text me 609-XXX-XXXX.

My reply was something along the lines of "Are you for real, have you even read my profile, the subject line". I am sure this is a mass email for all the avail single ladies, and he has over 80 Certs. I guess his well has dried up and he has expanded to out of state.

Sarasota FL
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The latest good stuff from a single guy:

"iam (name) on kik"

That's it.

Windermere FL
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From a man much younger than myself, and much younger than my desired age, young enough to be my son actually.

"That means I gotta keep it hot, I'm sure I can do so and handle you. My hands griiping your waist as I breathe on your neck as my shaft is slowly sliding inside you warm moist box. Nice to meet you, pics are open would like to see more of you"

Pictures were not all that, I actually laughed. Poor guy, simple no thank you was replied back. It is so clear when someone does not read your profile and wastes your time.

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