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Coitus or couth.....? Hmmm.

Wenatchee WA
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"Couth my friend". Tommy.

Seguin TX
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Should have aimed higher...for the coitus, Tom.

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New Orleans LA
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Miss Kelly Jean, I wish I was more traveled with a plane ticket in my hand bound for NC. ;-)))))

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"Miss Kelly Jean, I hope to one day be older, less handsome, and less traveling in a chance to entice you to join me for a drink."

Miss Kelly Jean, I only hope to one day be less traveling in a chance to entice you to join me for coitus, but that's just me, I'm crazy like that sometimes.

I haven't had that many interesting emails of late. Clearly, my profile must be scaring the interesting among us away.

BT

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What a charmer, part of a reply from a handsome, younger gentleman after telling him I was flattered but no thank you:

Miss Kelly Jean, I hope to one day be older, less handsome, and less traveling in a chance to entice you to join me for a drink.

Santa Fe NM
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smh. the bait and switches continue.

Bridgewater NJ
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...and this is the profile! Lol:

Dom FEM looking for submissive girl friend

I AM looking for a lady to give me my first BI experience. I am very laid back and cool. This lady needs to be sexy and attractive just like me....This is something I have been wanting to try for a long time. My husband has given me the green light to try it. Iam not looking for single MEN please respect that. I am ok with a female thats part of a couple. MY husband will be apart of this I am very open and I LIKE all races: beautiful and sexy is non negotiable. Due to the overwhelming amount of email it takes me a little time to respond to everyone so please be patient with us. DISCLAIMER. If I really like you them you might get this pussy on a regular ...lol

Looking for. ...ONLY LOOKING females. I will not play with your man and no he cant watch.

Boston MA
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Him: Hung BBC here. Whats up how are you doing? Will be in New Haven CT on sunday for a job interview. Would love to meet and play.

Me: Dude - you are 3 hours away, and all pics of a girl except one of your dick. Get a clue.

Him: DOM BBC HUBBY here thats plays alone at time with the right couple or female. what's up so sexy...would love to get to know you.

Boston MA
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second doozie of the week: single male profile contacted me weeks ago; "my partner and i want to meet you."

supposedly a SF FWB (not from the site).

well after weeks he finally asked yesterday if i only meet with couples or if i meet with SM too.

i reply i do but i have a favourite and you contacted me as a couple so if i am not meeting both of you we aren't meeting. he says okay i will talk to her.

dude.....smh.

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