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Got this yesterday from a dude in AZ "Your pics got me hard.... At work. Thx! "

something kinda sweet/honest/funny about it, so I replied, even though I felt it was more one of those one-wya messages.

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great pic

Danville VT
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This today from someone we've already turned down: "Hey guys we like it make friends in and outside of room have a dinner drinks and see what happens guys interest in meeting us. "

I felt like I was in the Swinger edition of the movie Goonies.

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This ws in my inbox today " MORNING, Whats your email , so I can send pic and email "

Uhm, NO!

My reply, " Excuse me? NO! I do not operate that way! Please kindly take the time and trouble to READ my profile."

I guess I shoulda added, "Have a nice day", but didn't think of it in time. Grrr!

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This evening I received : "Well we are very interested in helping you out we would like to talk with you and see if we hit it off Tammy and scott"

Help me out? The only help I'm looking for is someone to empty the dishwasher and mow the lawn.

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Yeah, I get a lot of those, "love your pics....have a nice day" type birdies. I guess it's a way to show some props without disrespecting me when I've stated up front that I have enough playmates right now and I won't take away from their time to schedule in any new ones.

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"Hi, How are you. Any plans for today?"

Really? This is the best you can come up with?

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Louisville KY
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Eeeeeek!!!! SB, I hadn't read the profile until now. It IS the same person! Her husband is a cross dresser & collects women's worn panties!

Picayune MS
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Naughty, it must not be the same person, the certed SF profile that contacted me is also from CT, but she describes herself as a very bi, married lady that is seeking female friends and she mention's her hubby's appreciation of lingerie.

He he! I don't think my guy would like it too much if I sold a pair to a "collector"!! He has a prior claim on my panties.....when I wear them:)

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I don't know, I've gotten birdies from far and wide since even before being on here much.

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