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I enjoyed one from an apparently still living Neanderthal. It simply said...

"Me like you pics".

That sounded like a keeper!

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I'm not sure if this is a come on or a threat?

"Please let me know if you are interested or not. If I do not get a reply back, I will eventually send another email."

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OM effing G! SM contacted me several times giving me his # and amount me to text him. I've said no. He said didn't you look at my pics? I said yes and asked what he thought I *might* have missed that would make a difference.He literally said, "I'm pretty".

{Thunk} Needless to say, I didn't think he was so "pretty".

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I just submitted something in another thread last night... SMs whole profile (no ID of course) typical of the guys that complain... or the ones that write all the time.

Visalia CA
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Sassy: No. I didn't really want to open a dialog with him. I'm sure he is railing on about how everyone here is fake because he isn't getting any action.

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Did you send him a reply letting him know how close he had been? Some lessons need to be learned the hard way.

Visalia CA
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We got one tonight that was funny. First time communication from this guy and his entire email was: "I'm Free Tonight". Umm okay. The funny thing was that the wife thought he was cute and we were going out tonight. If he had taken 5 minutes to write something he might have gotten fucked. She was definitely in "the mood" tonight. He would have learned what a cougar was lol.

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We got this one today. We're assuming that it's Tammy he's interested in since he mentioned liking to make women holler. I replied that we only like to meet people who use punctuation, can put a sentence together, and show that they know how to communicate in English.

hello there free give you a lot more alike than 4 or 8 times a night, I love you I love to lick the booty hoe and I love to make a woman holler so what do you say that we look up load all I'm at a four some good sex if that's what you want holler at me I will give you the best sex with you ever have I really did wanna f*** that's all I really want to do but trust me it will be more than one time

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I just got a "message" with a blank subject line and nothing in the email. From a couple with a Bi female (I'm very straight, say so in my profile) who lives at least 4 hours away. The picture attached was of the female.

Visalia CA
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Subject line: I'm so horny

Complete message: fuck me

Response: are you right-handed? learn to type with your left. problem solved.

S Pasadena FL
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