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A triple major WTF...damnit girl, that ain't never even been attempted before!

Lolol

Tramp

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I got a major WTF message from a double major WTF profile. I had to read the dame thing twice. Profile appears to be a woman with a blue dot. Turns out to be a Straight SM who likes to dress up as a lady, (great legs in nylons) but everything else is just plain wrong and YUCKY. He is over a 1,000 miles away and will be in the Baltimore MD area and is looking for some fun. My reply was "I like my men to be men and not sissy men dressed up as a girlie girl. I am sure I will be blocked from his viewing when he gets it, that is A-OK with me.

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i also sent an e mail directly to the site admin. they responded thanks for letting them know and they would look into it.

i forget how long ago that was.

i'm not really online all day and all night long either.

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The green dot was noticed by NJ and she brought up the issue in the Website part of the forum. I'm sure they will fix the glitch but please don't hold your breath.

~rabbit~

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Welcome VeniceGal, I see you are new on the block here in forums and not to far from each other so I can almost call you neighbor. Might make for an interested time to meet for girls night out. Like Tramp said, you get some real boneheads that do and write things that just have me SMH. (Shaking My Head).

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Lol. That's (sexy librarian) exactly what I was gonna say!

And one more thing...

Be judicious with blocking these knuckleheads. The material you can get from them is priceless...just can't make that stuff up! Lol

Tramp

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BTW...have I mentioned that I just love those glasses?

I don't know why, but they just rock my...

Tramp

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After changing tagline, I received this cute message:

I assume you are looking for men with big imaginations?

Tampa FL
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Could have been a keeper rabbit...a diamond in the ruff, ruff.

Tramp

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You boys are such rabid dogs when it comes to fresh pussy. It's adorable.

Welcome to the shark tank Venice.

Just arrived in our inbox. Free member. One pic of a woman.

"How's it going. I'll hanging out in New Orleans in a little while if interested. Your wife is hot. If you have kik I can send pics"

my reply, "Despite your well written and personable email and fascinating, personality packed profile full of pictures of BOTH of you along with descriptions and info about who the TWO of you are , I think we will have to take a pass."

Profile reads:

Looking For: "A nice looking female to give wife a ladies touch. Maybe some sensual messages , threesomes. Wife has done this before but never eaten the kitty yet. Would like to find her a lady that her kitty taste and smells good. Looking for average to nice body, pretty face."

Description: "In joy good company and love to see chemistry build ..............................................................."

Am I crazy to pass this up? <<eyeroll>>

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