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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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Most of you are (hopefully) too young or sophisticated to remember Mad magazine's 'Snappy comebacks to stupid questions'.

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TB, I would have replied with something like..."hmmm, what am I looking for? How about someone who is good at starting a conversation??"

Or another option would have been..."you are not good at starting conversations, what a coincidence, I am very good at ending them...goodbye!!"

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Good point, TB!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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How did you answer him, TB? Did you give a simple "not interested" or did you tell him to read your profile for the answer?

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Break 'em in, NIN!

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Just got: "Hi! We will be in NO from xxxx - xxxx. Although we are swinger virgins, we would love to get together with you for a girl-on-girl photo shoot. My husband's hobby is photography & we'd love to have the Mrs. join us." Swinger virgins? Hmmmmm! I like a photo shoot, but that's just the beginning!!!!

New Orleans LA
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I've got one in my mailbox right now that simply says

"word"

That's it.

Miami Beach FL
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"I'd love to play ;) "

play? play what? monopoly? checkers? backgammon?

and did you read the part on our profile where I say that you have to write something that makes me want to open your profile?

Louisville KY
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Ditto here SB!

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TB, we have had a few like that. I think it is because some people just don't know how to look up past e-mail on this site. We've had singles and couples e-mail us multiple times after the standard rejection letter...sometimes 2 or 3 years later. We will usually give them 2 or 3 chances...then the block feature goes into effect.

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