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On another site (where you can see who is viewing your profile), I had an email from an SF that said she liked my profile. I looked at hers and it was two sentences, one of which was "looking for intelligent guy with willing dick", and two blurry, dark photos. Not much to work with, and I'm too old to try to squeeze blood from a turnip. So I sent a polite but noncommittal email, with a simple self-deprecating joke. No response.

About 5 months later, she emails "Can I ask you a question?" That's it, that's the email. And like an idiot, I said yes. She asks, "You've looked at my profile a few times, why don't you say hi?" And like an even BIGGER idiot, I told the truth. "Because I generally prefer to interact with folks who are comfortable telling a little about themselves in their profile and emails."

Which precipitates a rant about how 90% of people don't read the profiles anyway so why put in the effort, and if you want to know something, just ask, and don't be creeping around my profile you pervy bastard.

Block.

Granted, that was probably a bit of a dickish reply on my part. But I hate it when my default position of "most people suck" is right on the money..

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rarely, but yes. it's nearly always a pleasant/positive experience. :)

Bridgewater NJ
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JW:

Do you as a single female get traffic from other single females?

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i've found the obnoxious twits who haven't a snowball's chance in hell and then respond with insults have overwhelmingly been the younger (15 years or more) set. both married and singles.

of course, it's mostly single men who send the stupidly ignorant messages in the first place, so they're usually the only ones who've...inspired me to be snarky rather than just demurring with the standard "no thanks."

there've been several...memorable couples messages too. usually the ones who approach as if a SF is little more than an animated toy with no life other than waiting to be called upon to be at their beck.

but yep--overwhelmingly the younger SMs "win"

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I never understood why some people insult those whom they approached in the first place.

This seems to be almost exclusively the realm of singles, both male and female. We've only once had a couple insult us back after they emailed us and we "no thanks" 'd them. All of the rest have been single males and females.

Single males have tended to call us ugly or stupid or losers. Single females have generally called us old or fat and insinuated that they can get anyone they want and didn't really want us anyway. The one couple told us that they didn't want to have sex with us anyway.

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so i sent a snarky reply to the clueless SM and he sent back:

hey good luck...i hope you find your "mr perfect" at the retirement age of "50"

~ bwahaha. ::block::

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From a single "straight" male.

"Hi. I'm close by and would love to suck your cock. Interested?"

I replied "Well my profile says ' not bi, bi curious or in doubt on the subject.' So what would your guess be dumbass? Or are you illiterate as well as being confused about your orientation?"

His reply: "I'm very discreet."

LOL. Oh, well in that case... Block!

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Thanks Nin!! They're some crazy people in the world. Some of these are hilarious. Haha

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"He said he read my profile and thinks we have a lot in common. Blocked. "

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! lol

"Or should we just show up with some BBQ sauce.. "

Just try to pick it up before hand and don't keep them waiting for hours on end. ;-)

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Jenna. was his wife's name Anyone???? You said your not looking for Anyone's husband????? Did she know he was missing????If you do find he PLEASE return him back to Anyone!!! Your cooperation is appreciated... XOXOXO Rosie

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