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You considering him for temp-to-hire, Mrs. Uriah?

Mcallen TX
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Damn, wonder if dude can multi-task too.

Memphis TN
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Damn Holly, sounds like you got yourself a winner there...if you don't want him you can toss him our way...lol

I haven't seen that many missing periods since the last time the Mrs. was pregnant!!!

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I just received a doozy...

hello well i am single laid back very humble but also the freak of all freaks i drink play pool bowl love to watch movies an eat pussy i have a very very high sex drive can 4 times back to back with out stopping i have 11 1/2 inches three fingers thick takes me two hrs to cum once and i still be hard and horny i have a huge pussy eating fetish i wanna know will you wear some sexy panties bend over grab ankles and let me lick both holes until you cum in my mouth or let me have my head hang off the edge of the bed you stand over squat on my face and let me make my tounge vibrate on your clit until you cum down my throat text me XXX xxx XXXX would love to pay your way to come see me for a weekend

Pittsburgh PA
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Well Lou, I hope that at least made you laugh. Did you respond? His 2-6 hours line cracked me up because I have a feeling that he'd wear out before you do. ;-)

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I just do not know what to say.

Having fun on SLS ? Getting that itch scratched ? My name is John, check out my pics, they are accurate. I play without my wife and she knows. This is what I am looking for, a horny slut (preferably single but not a problem if you can be careful and thoroughly discreet) that I can meet 1-3 time a month for full fun times of at least 2-6 hours per time. You must be the type of person that is open minded and freaky ! I view life through erotic-tinted glasses. I must be some sort of perve because I fantasize about 90% of the women I see everyday. NO Prudes or coy teasers ! Will do outside activities as long as they are adult themed. ;-) Toy store, bars, strip joints, swinger clubs, hotel parties, random pickups, exibitionism etc. Will try almost anything twice, just to be sure. Also, during the week would like to correspond thru email, erotic chatting, cyber sex, dirty pics and stories plus a day to day sexually oriented outlook on people is encouraged. I am a terrible flirt and an experienced freak, would love to have a NSA FWB situation with someone geographically close... I live in Dublin. Email me a and let's see what happens..... I'm usually the love me or hate me type. -John (hoping to one day lick your yearning clit through sheer panties !

Columbus OH
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Oh Bruhman, you ruined your gag by using correct grammar and spelling in your post. Better luck next time ;-)

Pittsburgh PA
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Holly, how dare ya put our private conversation up in forums for all to see!!

I thought we were better than that!!!

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Start from the bottom and you can see why I get so disheartened by the majority of emails I receive.

Subject: FWB Sorry sweet ie but if do consider me sure won't b disappointed ty Subject: FWB Hello. We communicated when you were new to SLS and I explained that I wasn't meeting anyone at that time but I also made some suggestions about improving your profile. I just looked at your profile and see that you didn't take my advice. To be honest, even if I was meeting new people right now, I would not ever consider meeting you based on the way your profile is written. I encourage you to work on improving the content - both expanding it and correcting your spelling and grammar issues. Good luck Holly

Subject: FWB Hi short stuff like your look interested if you are message E

Then 3 month later he starts the conversation above Subject: FWB Ty u Holly appreciate infoand if like pic etc let me know or keep me in mind if want to play ty Subject: FWB Thanks for writing. I see you're new to SLS. Welcome! It can be a wonderful place but it doesn't take patience and perseverance. I am not meeting anyone new at this time but I'd like to offer some friendly advice. I think you should work on your profile a bit. It makes a better impression to use proper grammar and punctuation. You should also have more content. A free profile with no pictures and a just a couple of lines will not grab anyone's attention. You should also consider adding some pictures. You can put them in a private gallery and open for people who want to see what you look like. I wish you the best of luck!

holly

29-Jul-13 12:19 PM [EST] Subject: FWB Hi hott stuff if like message me n who knows

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