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So, got the standard "would like to chat with you. Kik me at XXXXXX"

I replied, "Why would we? No pics. A one line email. A profile and email that tells us nothing about you. Why are you wasting our time?" (sic)

His reply just now, "Haha hahaha you really must think you some girl check your mouth before you get kick off of her"

I asked him who "her is" and why is she kicking me off? and told him to ask for profile help in the forums and to read the "achieving single male success threads"

~rabbit~

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Jenna, You and I have a mutual friend who speaks very highly of you. I might consider the $250. :-))) But not to some "Young" girl that I know nothing about that's obviously trying to pull my strings. LOL

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Had been talking to this younger girl (SF) recently (so her profile says...43 y/o). A business woman who travels allot. She lives in Dallas.(so her profile says) A long ways from me. She is going to Thailand to buy precious stones for her business. She said I seem like a cool guy. We chatted for a while. She ask me to send her $100 so she could buy a chip phone to stay in touch with me while in Thailand. Ahhhhh. Nope!!!!! There are flackey women on here just like there are shit hole men. I guess it comes with the territory. :-/

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Or maybe they thought you were psychos...I mean psychics.

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they may just figure you are geniuses.

;-)~

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That would have been useful information to share in their email.

Windermere FL
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...maybe they're planning a trip to your area sometime in the not too distant future?

Bridgewater NJ
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Someone from Colorado just emailed and asked if we're interested in meeting.

???

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subject: hi

full content of message: (phone number)

oh-tay

Bridgewater NJ
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Thank you. I used a plain ol' online translator, so I wouldn't know the difference.

I could be a real dick and just throw back a bunch of Spanish words I do know - "Dos taquitos por favor... burrito, burro, chimichanga... ariba!"

Mexican menus and Speedy Gonzales taught me everything I need to know.

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