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Just got this from a brand new, free member

"I'm 31 years old married and she doesn't know. Im very open sexually but am straight, I have bi curious on the site because I do not mind playing with a couple if the male is bi,but by no means is it needed. "

WHOOT WHOOT! All aboard the skeevy drama train!

I think I'll let Scamp handle the negative reply.

~rabbit~

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DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 888 good one LOL

Pennsauken NJ
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I am not sure, but from the pic, the front of his underwear is.... :-X

Charles Town WV
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Is that like Miller beer "the Champagne of Beer's ????? I bet his email box is full LOL Full of crap!!!

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We have in our header: On a mission to be better than BBQ sauce.

SM IM: " She is like the champagne of BBQ sauce! :) "

:-)

Charles Town WV
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Oh, I totally agree there! Simply commenting on the entertainment value of the content of the message.

Mcallen TX
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Yes, it was a nice read from the usual emails, but failed on it's face due to the subject line of the email saying "a hot mfm fantasy" and the email contents being nothing about mfm....lol

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i thought the same, kibbs.

the other day i got a new message: "hi how r u" from a "couple" profile that has next to no verbiage, no pics open. radar says it's a dude not actually a couple.

last night, one IM. "?"

ohtay. deleted message and IM. dude: i don't IM. i don't respond to text speak messages from nonexistent profiles.

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Makes for a nice read.

Beats the hey let's get together for drinks, here's my ~somewhere outdide of here~contact info

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SM: Subject: A hot MFM fantasy ;) A fantasy of mine: I knock on the door and you answer in regular clothes. I ask if you need help fixing something and you reply "yes" then let me in. I start looking at whatever it is and you start running your fingers through my hair and rub my broad shoulders and back. Pretty soon I can no longer resist, and wrap you up in my strong body. We kiss deeply as I start groping every part of your incredible body, making you equal parts moaning and soaking wet. My pants come off much easier than they should; my thick cock pressing hard to escape the clothing. As soon as the cock appears it vanishes again inside your hot mouth; I can't stifle my moan. You're good; very good. I pull you off my cock to kiss you deeply before laying you down and giving you an incredible hand job. You're soaking wet by now and cum in less than 30 seconds all over my fingers. I feel your entire body stiffen and relax again. Before you've fully recovered I flip you over on your stomach and am on top of you from behind. I wrap my legs into yours and plunge my cock deep in your hot pussy. The feeling is incredible; we both moan and want more and more. I hold you down and give you the fuck of your life as you cum on my hard cock over and over until I can't take a single stroke more. I pull out and give you my hot cum all over your amazing body.

Reply: Ok, I have a couple questions: Where is the MFM in that fantasy?

WTF does this have to do with anything we have in our profile?

SM next reply as I write this is a backpedaling apology. However, the first impression is a lasting one.

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