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After changing tagline, I received this cute message:

I assume you are looking for men with big imaginations?

Oak Ridge NC
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Could have been a keeper rabbit...a diamond in the ruff, ruff.

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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You boys are such rabid dogs when it comes to fresh pussy. It's adorable.

Welcome to the shark tank Venice.

Just arrived in our inbox. Free member. One pic of a woman.

"How's it going. I'll hanging out in New Orleans in a little while if interested. Your wife is hot. If you have kik I can send pics"

my reply, "Despite your well written and personable email and fascinating, personality packed profile full of pictures of BOTH of you along with descriptions and info about who the TWO of you are , I think we will have to take a pass."

Profile reads:

Looking For: "A nice looking female to give wife a ladies touch. Maybe some sensual messages , threesomes. Wife has done this before but never eaten the kitty yet. Would like to find her a lady that her kitty taste and smells good. Looking for average to nice body, pretty face."

Description: "In joy good company and love to see chemistry build ..............................................................."

Am I crazy to pass this up? <<eyeroll>>

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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"but if their emails to me are poor I have come to learn about the block feature really fast."

That's exactly why I haven't emailed you yet; still polishing the fifth draft. Look for it sometime after Thanksgiving.

Btw, you've violated well-established forum protocol that calls for you to open all your private pics to the person who first welcomed you to the forums.

So show me ur tits.

Just kidding.

Sorta.

Belle Chasse LA
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LMAO ...... again too funny man ........

New Castle DE
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Holy sh***!

A smile from NJ, and a thumbs up from Sweet Sweet Sugar (two, count 'um...two hawtees).

Damnit girls! Not only have ya'll made my whole day....but I think after all these years I finally achieved that "multi" thing that the studs have been talkin' about!

OK, so I'm quiting right this minute before I screw this up by talking.

Tramp (out, but smilin' aweful big!)

Alpharetta GA
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LOL, for Tramp;

"It's a good rule of thumb not to pay much attention to me. ;^/",

Sugar you crack up with the things you post.

New Castle DE
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Not to worry Ms Venice...I was just funning (and flirting a bit) with NJ.

It's a good rule of thumb not to pay much attention to me. ;^/

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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What a sweet thing to say to an Ole hobo. You're an angel....is what you are. 8-)

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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p.s.-if you lived closer....

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