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Well, Lou, apparently she didn't because she texted me again when she reached her "final destination".

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How can you drive with a vibrator on and images of a cock in your mind (especially if it is a known cock)? I would wreck my car!

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Not an SLS email, but noteworthy nonetheless...

"I have the cruise control on, a vibrator on my pussy, thinking about your huge cock."

BT

Its a new phone. So, I'm guessing it wasn't meant for me.

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Lou, they're male porn too, but not for everyone.

Nuance and subtlety feather the nest ;-)

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So glad I didn't sign it...DOH!

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Damn! Struck out again :)

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BT- words are female porn.

I received this- so I was wondering if we meet at the club how long until we have sex?

My response. We will not be having sex and shame on you for assuming we would.

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"Loquacious but eloquent." -A recent email from the female-half of a couple in reference to my profile.

I love words. Her use of the word Loquacious made my member tumesce...a little.

Now, if that's the half that can talk, I can't wait to say hello to the other half.

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This from a single guy a couple days ago:

I'm a single guy...looking for friends and fun. I want sex that's why we're here for, in my case being single it's difficult and I anther stan. Like to party, I can play soft..... or only go out and dance. Email if the party is on

I'm afraid I didn't quite anther stan this one.

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dont u go werring yer hed. i tuld him no

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