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So, we get an email today from a couple that only has the female in public.

"read your profile. you two sound like a world of fun? I opened some pics for you guys. have a look."

I was busy and didn't look, yet I texted the Mrs; she looked thru their public pix, then texted me back and says, no pics of him in public gallery and the private pics had the back of his bald head, eating pussy and a shot of his cock penetrating his other(wife, gf?) No face pics at all.

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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Apparently you have tot watch what you put on your tag line as some people take it literally:

Single Male Subject: Lent

I wish you would like to have me join you this time, please feel free to contact me at (xxx)xxx-xxxx. XXXXXXX

Dude, I was just trying to be funny... sheesh...

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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After speaking with an SLS friend, we are thinking there should of been a comma and an apostrophe added and the word (my) to read..

text me, (my) name's ------

So I don't feel weird anymore. It's a 6'1" 250# male posing as a female, if you read the profile, which I couldn't because he has couples blocked.... Again thanks to our friend who could see it!

Lake Butler FL
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you might want to contact customer support, and let them know ASAP!! We would like to know how they got your real name !!!

Pennsauken NJ
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This comes from an Ohio "SF" that had the word Sinister in the screen name.

H1

Teach me I am new to this 740******* txt me names (insert my real name) I'll send pix

WTF!!?? How did they get my real name?

Lake Butler FL
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Awww, c'mon! Live a little! If you had a big American recreational vehicle in Bucharest you could drive into Slovakia. A big American recreational vehicle would be excellent for picking up girls in Bratislava!

Waxahachie TX
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Well now... from another site, mind you. They opened pics, and she's pretty hot. But - from Bucharest ROMANIA:

Hello swingers people!! We are (names) and we have a wonderful new mansion for private parties.

Our mansion is situated near airport Henry Coanda in Bucharest ( 5 min drive from arrivals ), in an absolutely wonderful area and offers all the necessary comforts for high quality swing parties.

Our couple have 6 year experience in swingers party. We love to see each other get totally depraved with others and with each other. Anything is possible,always depends on the mood and the vibe of the night.

---

I'll tell you one thing that's not possible - us flying to Romania for a party.

Windermere FL
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Not an email but an IM:

good morning, xxxxxx here she is ADORABLE Sir, congrats

adorable?? Couldn't you use a better term?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Ha!! Me? Follow sports?

Tallahassee FL
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What I did you were an Auburn Fan? Or as I am sure in your case SoGood a FSU Nole ( assuming)?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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