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"World's greatest liver? Does that come with onions? "

Maybe he can just drink a lot?

Windermere FL
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Got an e-mail today from a FWB couple. "Hi" nothing else. Read their profile & they both had significant others whom they were cheating on so they needed to be discreet!

Didn't bother to respond. Sheesh!

Princeton NJ
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Hannibal, LOL!

Princeton NJ
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Or fava beans and a nice chianti perhaps??

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Not an email but a Hot Date posted by a gumby SM.

"Not to be arrogant, gut one of the world's greatest livers us looking for fun on a Saturday night. Shall we meet and I will let you decide if I am right?"

World's greatest liver? Does that come with onions?

~S~

New Orleans LA
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Single blue gumby:

Free Member, no pics. But, very close by. Got something right.

"Let's Meet"

Um.. let's not. I wanted to reply with "I could give you directions, but I'm guessing you can't read them."

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From his profile:

Looking For:

new experiences , new things lookinf for beautiful couples

Description:

beutiful smart horny and sex ! very funny and open minded

Windermere FL
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"Dear Darla. I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa" Nope, nobody wrote this to me...just love this scene out of Little Rascals and it seemed to fit.

Mcallen TX
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another single male from yesterday who started off with

"Yes I did read your profile"

*cough* um....no, you didn't!

~rolling eyes~

Bridgewater NJ
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so the single guy who messaged me he is often "in town"--to whom i sent the "i have a boyfriend, if you had read my profile, good luck in your search" wrote back again:

"sorry...open with pics ;) I hope to hear back. Best, _____"

this time: delete & block

Bridgewater NJ
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I just have to say thanks for this forum topic! Not just the laughs, but also helping me not feel like the only person getting these crazy messages!

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