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LMAO, I got the same one this morning when I signed in. Simple solution, blocked.

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I just got a message from a single guy and his profile is all of like 5 lines. His subject line was; "Yo", his message was; "You want to meet an elusive male Unicorn". After I stopped laughing and cleaning up my coffee I choked up I thought about writing him back. But when I looked at his pictures he so gracefully graced me with (NOT) I decided to simply forget, and block. The one thing that pisses me off most is people who do not read the profile.

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I'd never heard that either.

I'm hoping to make my way back to the marina for a paddling lesson in October.

BT

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"paddled the pink canoe"-- that's a new one I have never heard before.

I don't remember seeing that in the Olympic coverage. I wonder if there is a C2 category as well ;)

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"paddled the pink canoe"-- that's a new one I have never heard before.

I don't remember seeing that in the Olympic coverage. I wonder if there is a C2 category as well ;)

Hammonton NJ
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JG, I like your spunk.

Marydel DE
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...And THIS is why I espouse the Sadie Hawkins Approach.

OT: "I paddled the pink canoe last night thinking about you."

I gotta admit, the woman's got a way with words. Some people no way have.

BT

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Got an IM lil bit ago.

"How about I put on a outfit. U take a few pics. I suck u till you get really hard. Then ride u till your cock explodes"

I replied: "Wrong recipient and whoever this is, please know that my wife would not appreciate someone making false promises on her behalf."

:-D

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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Jenna, you are magnetic (if you will allow me to respectfully say that).

And yes it sounds like the same dude.

He is obviously a king on a search for a queen. I wasn't aware that Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall were working on a sequel.

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"First he needs not to be an idiot."

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Well, that definitely cuts me out Lol But, I am a friendly Idiot, so I'm still crossing my fingers.

Wow, Jenna, that was some email you sent the dude...but I have to agree, he pretty much asked for it. Doubt he'll learn, but we can only try, right?

(That Jenna is one Hawt gal!)

Tramp

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