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actually "he" is not....but would like to be LMSAO

Clemmons NC
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JW if that sender is known to KJ... hubba hubba

Bridgewater NJ
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"I am then prepared, if you desire, to do whatever you want. Call it a blank check"

as if that were not enough.....this is what followed

"to leave no pleasure stone unturned, no passion apple uneaten, no opportunity wasted"

dang

Clemmons NC
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Slave, eh?

Does he do car detailing?

Windermere FL
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I could use a blue gumby slave, I have lots of fence lines to be fixed, grass to be mowed....heck I'll even whip him if it will make him feel better.

Louisville KY
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ms kibbs, after the 4th polite "no thank you" note i usually institute the block, simply to save the young'uns the time & effort. i think most of them don't even keep track of who they've messaged or how many times, sadly.

Bridgewater NJ
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Little 25 yr old blue gumby dude I've been rejecting fir a year and a half now is offering to be my slave....AND sent me his number.

{Sigh} uh.....no!

Mcallen TX
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So true.

New Orleans LA
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yeah, the sound of crickets is better *before* investing too much time or effort in new people. :-)

Bridgewater NJ
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NJ,

I even offered {gasp!} to send them a few pics off-site, and then came the crickets. C'est la vie or as we say down south, Sally Vie.

BT

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