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From a married guy playing behind his wife's back.

"I love to fuck and if we like each other and want to fuck again cool. But if we decide to fuck once and move on I'm cool with that."

Pass...

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njny, thank you. this morning got one from guy in nj with nothing in subject, msg " pics open". I just knew I shouldn't open but sure enough I did. I'll give you 3 guesses and the first two do not count. Yup dick picks and I must say the first thing that came to my mind was "You got to be kidding me, your proud of that"? My reply was just that and tonight I see he is no longer in my mail history so I'm thinking he might have blocked me. No big loss, ....... really no loss at all ........ :-)

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I know there a big age different . NOW REALLY what a jerk

Ronkonkoma NY
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*snort*

i like your style!

Bridgewater NJ
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Thursday got a note from a guy in CT: "how r u". I decided to write back and I wrote a book in reply same day. He finally wrote back, "have a nice life". I guess hearing my worries and negative spin on most single male had him rethink sending me a message.

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"i'll check my schedule and let you know asap"

...three days ago.

yuh huh.

Bridgewater NJ
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? Is that the email that you received or are you just letting us all know? Perhaps you posted in the wrong thread?

Summerville SC
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single male

Newport News VA
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allib: nice to see you! :-*

on topic: this morning a SM from ohio reached out to see if i'd be interested in meeting.

um....thanks, but....no.

Bridgewater NJ
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This is too good not to share.

Message titled "strap on". "I'm looking for a woman expected with a strap on."

Yeah, good luck with that. And it's not that I don't have a strap on, or know how to use it.

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