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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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"I hope your sweet spot tastes like strawberries"

That's hilarious! Is this guy channeling whomever made that comment a couple years ago about strawberries and women? I know it didn't go over well here at that time, and didn't think there'd be someone else using that euphemism.

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Ok- new profile, free member-want to bet married guy traveling who just created his profile.

hey ma i was looking at your profile and thought to myself damnn this girl is sexy as fuck and looks tatsy as hell lol... well here is alittle about me. Im a blk and pr papi looking for some fun sexy times with you the week of June 12 - 15, ill be there on a business trip and i would like to eat and taste some sweet tastin .... soooo bad, does your sweet spot fall in that category. I hope your sweet spot tastes like strawberries freshly picked and ripe lol. I'm 29 6 ft nice body olive skin I'm clean dd free wit proof (papers) and play safe, romantic and I'm very much a freak in the sheets I'm very very open minded and im up for anything. im well endowed nice and thick very very oral, clean shaven and in great shape and just love to have fun, so cum talk to me ma and if your looking for me to send you pics just send me your number if your serious about hooking up... I hope to talk to you soon muah!!!!

Columbus OH
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He's prolly the kind of guy that screams out his own name when he gets off. What a schmuck!

Mcallen TX
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Geeze. If you are gonna be a cheating husband, ya better at least be smart enough to click on the highlighted envelope to see what name you used the last time you emailed someone. Lmao. What a dipshit.

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Received this sweet email last night: "wow ...hey how you doin'?...lol. call or text me at 570 ### #### Angelo...you will not be sorry:) i would love to rock that sweet pussy"

This coming from a (married) single guy who 5 years ago emailed us and his name was Mike, then 3 years ago his name was Vinny, now his name is Angelo. Who knows, maybe he is in the witness protection program and keeps getting outed by the disgruntled women that he failed to "rock that sweet pussy"

Oh, and 5 years later, still no pictures...even after we asked him a few times to put some up.

Shamokin PA
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Oh really? You are so kind....muah!

Vineland NJ
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Thank you, Mario. Speaking of pics, that one of you made me catch my breath!

Mcallen TX
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Hey Kibbs, how about you just tell him, "I do NOT meet with anyone who does not have at least some pics in their profile. Good day to you. Please do NOT contact me again. Good luck to you."

Vineland NJ
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Oh, sweet Jesus! The dude I mentioned before that listed himself and the Mrs.'s stats backwards {he listed himself as 5'1" and 110#} , free profile with no pics....well, he's back: "Hope you had a pleasant weekend. If you have time this week we can meet up for dinner or drinks. Give me an opportunity before . " My reply: "Before what?" {eyes roll} WTF. I thought I made it clear I saw nothing interesting about his profile. Y'all, I don't want to be rude to the guy, but what can I politely say to make it more clear?

Mcallen TX
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I just got a birdie from a SF in my area. It was all in Spanish, but apparently she finds me attractive and would like to meet. i replied in Spanish that my Spanish is not great, but she has a nice pic.

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