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@ VA and Jenna

Those are the two funniest post I have ever enjoyed on Forums. I am literally laughing my ass off. Thanks. Tears running down my eyes with laughter.

Seguin TX
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"Does not sound to smart to me."

It's okay hon. Gorgeous girls get away with that shit.

Cocoa Beach FL
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"Me Tarzan. You Jenna. We have fun now."

Windermere FL
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Nothing in the subject line, his message; "I strong big black man with big strong dick, I smart man, I hear for fun, hit me back". With that I thought of the planet fitness commercial where the big guy said "I pick things up, I put things down". I "HEAR" for fun. Does not sound to smart to me. Blocked.

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Wow. I'm soooo sorry you felt that way! Wow, how could you possibly resist?

South Beloit IL
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We had a reply back to our "no thanks" - the first in a while, which was sort of pouting like "wow... we really thought you'd like us". It wasn't angry - just pouty.

I considered replying back suggesting that they not do that, but figured that wasn't a good idea.

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We have had several doozies over the last few days

Dallas GA
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Received one that literally made me LOL because it said; "I thought you were a bbc"... made me think maybe I need to stay out of the sun.... talk about not reading a profile.

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@Scott...lol.

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OT: Got the following email from your basic variety jackass couple:

"We thought you were gong to change your profile?? what happened ? That is the same controlling profile that we would not email. Change IT !!!!! It does sounds Horrible"

I love it! Lol However I am hoping he'LLC reply to my *typical* Tramp reply I sent. ;^)

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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NJ, I see your update on your profile, you might want to make that a different color to stand out so that maybe it might catch the eye of some of the SMs and they will stop.

I got one from some guy out in CA, saying how much he likes my profile and is willing to travel to see me. His profile is maybe 30 words total, his profile is a selfie of his ass in the bathroom. Profile says he is 45, but what I can see of his body he looks like a hard 45 years, not attractive at all. I gave my standard one click reply. "Thanks, but I'm not interested, best to you". I hate it when I put so much work into my profile and it is clear it is not read.

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