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Doesn't surprise me, except it just means there's more people who write like this. He is from the DC area so it makes sense he'd find material there.

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He's stealing his material from a number of Craigslist ads posted around the country

washingtondc.craigslist. org/nva/cas/6039376420.html

~rabbit~

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The dude has a way with words. From a separate message. *I think he finally realized that I actually meant no. You lay back relaxed and tranquil but alert with anticipation while my fingers brush lightly up and down your legs and inner thighs teasing softly over your yoni. I cup the sacred temple with my palm, a finger taps softly and erotically on the hood of your clitoris. Your yoni quivers almost imperceptibly as I feel the first moistness of your amrita, the Goddess nectar, beginning from my touch. Great comic relief, though.

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LOL. Wow. Doesn't caramel melt? Inner vaginal cells - no doc I know of says that. Was that in his first email to you? LOL. That would make it even more pitiable.

Vestal NY
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Seriously!

Who says 'inner vaginal cells'?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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That's some really bad Erotica right there!

Harrisburg PA
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Sounds like someone has been plagiarizing some erotica.

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My elongated caramel penis will tease the inner vaginal cells of your treasure box inducing a river of sweet nectar that will arouse the sensual hormones of your soft delectable beautiful body;enticing my tongue to marinate your clitoris until your inner thighs quiver like a strong wind breaking leaves from a tree. His follow up message included "yoni" and a few other odd balls.

Harrisburg PA
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Same single dude sends exactly the same idiotic email again 10 hours later.

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Windermere FL
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From a SM 300 miles away, " I'd like to be stuck in you. " Think Ill pass,

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