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Sort of an update to the old asking women in a bar if they want to fuck ploy of legend...only without the face slapping.

I don't know. I think 5% sounds pretty optimistic considering that unsolicited but thoughtful individual emails to people who's profile parameters I fit typically tend to elicit a response of any kind less than half the time.

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And so the silver lining reveals itself.

Charles Town WV
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Here's the thing I'm wondering....

If a guy sends out a "let's fuck" email to everyone, I wonder what kind of "nibble" rate he gets.

Maybe it's 5%. Ok. So he sends out 200 emails - 10 want to fuck him?

Doesn't sound so bad. If blasting the locals with "let's fuck" got me a veritable heap of chicks each time, I might do it too. Sure, it might piss off most - but I still got pussy.

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I like the way you both think R&K and LaFrack. Just got one now - "Hey Bitch, you looking for a Dom". Some dood in CT, like that impresses me. Deleted, then after a second blocked.

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That is indeed nice Jenna. My three messages today, one free male, member 2 years, no certs or pics, msg was "let's fuck". Blocked. 2nd from a couple, msg was "we c u are actively looking for couples. Lets meet, liked u'r ad". I'm saying if you read my profile you wouldn't of sent that message. They are paid with certs so I did send a nice reply. The third, male and member since 2/12. He has one cert, the women is my height and 100lbs heavier, out of state with 70+ certs, looks like she would do anyone. Big turnoff, plus his only pic are of his Dick. An ugly one at that. His msg "check me out". My reply, block.

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I was to have dinner with a very nice am Friday, he called to cancel with good reason. We resceduled for Monday night. Minutes after getting off the phone I got this from him.

"Thank you for understand. Would you mind instead of going out to eat you let me make a meal with desert afterwards".

I know he really means desert, but my dirty mind is thinking playtime. Of cause I said "I would like that".

With all the dumb ass's out there it is so nice to find a nice normal SM. Thought it would be nice to put a good message instead of a bad one.

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third message from single dude (who smokes). previous two were in 2014, one liners, deleted.

subject: hi message: you like to write and describe in long paragraphs

(his profile has two sentences.)

~delete~

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My snake wants to crawl up you legs and bite you ......... Blocked.

Frederica DE
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From a couple with one profile public picture. It is a picture of his phone, open to a picture of the male.

Cpl: Talk to me.

Reply: What would you like to talk about?

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It didn't take long for me to turn "Who Viewed Me" off for that very reason.

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