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so they were trying to make the note lite for the bird to carry?

Louisville KY
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Airmail postage is very expensive. Don't you remember the see through paper?

BT

New Orleans LA
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Our birdie doesn't fly often anymore so when one popped up I assumed it was from a fora friend. Nope someone from the UK who just said Hi. yup just Hi.....bye bye.

Louisville KY
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NJ, For the record...I would totally do your feet.

Wenatchee WA
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Another one today...

To the Mrs,

"Wud u b in poly relship? b cuz i think im n luv!"

Already? lol, new record.

Scottsdale AZ
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From a 19 yr old:

Wassup girl

Burlington NC
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introductory message from a SM.

"I don't want to fuck your feet. Show me your pussy!"

my response--no thanks.

~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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I think my response gives you the general gist of the incoming message: "I find it hard to read "I thoroughly read your bio" and "if you guys are free tonight" without calling bullshit." I'm a SF, for goodness sakes! How the eff am i a "you guys"?!?! Is he counting each boobie individually?

Mcallen TX
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Mr AA here. The line below is in response to a M&G that we posted in the Hot Date section.

"when is it. I'doing line to come by."

When we are not interested, I simply answer our mail with variations of this response; "Thank you for the respectful and polite mail. We like to give a respectful response one way or the other. It's not a match, but we sincerely wish you exciting times and great memories in the lifestyle."

Surprisingly, the high majority answer with a thank you for at least giving an answer. Sometimes we get an even warmer response, and only a few here and there simply leave it alone. Of course on a rare occasion, we get the lifestyle no-no question of 'why?'.

We simply reply with, "Even though it's not lifestyle etiquette to ask why, we like helping people to understand lifestyle nuances and help promote a better environment for all, so we will leave you with some information. Attraction is mostly a subconscious desire and cannot be definitively explained. For instance; 40 stunningly beautiful men and women could be in a room, yet not everyone would be attracted to everyone else of the opposite sex. Some of us know we need physical attraction first, others do not. In addition, a personality, intelligence and humor can go a long way to help OR detract from the overall attraction, so therefore the question is far too complex to truly define."

In around 8 years and hundreds of initial emails, there have only been maybe 7 negative responses to either our first or second replies.

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that's why i clarified. a two word e mail (even complimentary) wouldn't have merited a response.

yup those are all positive terms, in good context. ;)

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