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As the old saying goes, diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie", until you can pick up a rock. Never have truer words been spoken. ;)

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Im afraid you"re right

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Agreed

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I don't have much faith in diplomacy when I comes to guys like that.

You typically must take a very direct and sometimes painful aproach with them.

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This was not a birdie through this site but a message through conventional means. There's a dear sweet lady that I used to work with it is now retired and I stay in touch eith and have recently become friends with her daughter as well. After sending her birthday wishes the other day, her son sent me a friend request. Okay. Accepted. However, since then I have been bombarded with messages from him wanting to know if I'm single to which I answered yes by choice and he wanted to know why. Why? I don't have to justify why! And he has tried to chat me up every night the last few nights and I told him Point Blank that I was not not up for conversation. So then he starts commenting on my posts, wanting to know why I won't talk to him. His sister gave him a dressing-down over it publicly Grrrr! Trying to keep from going all Ms. Muffy on him.

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Just got this. "Hello, I am interested in meeting. Let me know if you are too, hopefully we can find the right spark and make a connection." Can u not read!?

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*snort*

"You're a funny guy, Sully. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

Now if someone can get this Colonel Matrix character out of my damned broom closet, I'd be grateful.

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"Don't forget the netting. Cinderblocks aren't enough. ;)"

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OK, sure...like he needs help from Batman.

If that's how it's gonna be, I'm bringing my *friend* too.

Darth Trampious

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Maybe not the best, but a frequent one.

" Is she looking for BBC?"

Hold on, give me just a minute to check the profile. No, according to the profile, she is not seeking BBC at this time.

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I 'love' the "check out our profile" messages that lead to profiles that are nearly blank with one blurt picture. The mystery just getse soooo turned on!

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