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I 'love' the "check out our profile" messages that lead to profiles that are nearly blank with one blurt picture. The mystery just getse soooo turned on!

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Don't forget the netting. Cinderblocks aren't enough. ;)

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"Oh, and under 'what we're looking for' was only this: 'We're not sure.' "

That was my bad, Fun.

They wrote us first, and based on that line in their profile, I recommended you.

Tramp

(why are you loading those cinder blocks in your boat?)

Alpharetta GA
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"Please check out our profile"

Which isn't particularly unusual, except that their free profile had no certs. And no pics. And no description other than the cliche disclaimer of "not Ken and Barbie." Which was sorta superfluous given that her stats imply a circumference greater than her height. Oh, and under "what we're looking for" was only this: "We're not sure."

I wrote them a very nice but rather blunt reply to the effect that they hadn't provided enough data for me to drive two hours to meet them.

D Lo MS
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"you guys are my fantasy couple. mature white couples turn me on, more so smooth bwc. interested?"

Errrrf?

It came from a single straight male so, as you can imagine, I wasn't sure what he was trying to say. Against better judgementioned, I checked out his profile.

Perfectly clear now....not so much.

Tramp

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"We're actually in the process of expanding our family, so right now we're not really doing much."

Yet their profile doesn't say this.... Kind of a nice way to say no IMO.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Lmao

Alpharetta GA
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One liners are not exclusive to single males. From a cute 29 year old BBW:

Subject line: Fat chick looking for BBD

One liner: Hi chocolate man! ;) J***

My repsonse: LOL... Hi J***! Sorry babe.. no chocolate here. I really do have to change my name.

Rutherford NJ
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I sent out a hi message to a real cutie from this topic and I got a real nice reply, I replied back and I am hoping for an even nicer reply. It is so nice when people can write, and get a reply back. I know the knuckleheads of the SMs here make it hard, but I refuse to believe that everyone looks at SM as trash. My favorite email is a reply period.

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"I'm D***e and I just want to hide it in your hide-ie hole. Enough with the small talk."

SMDH

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