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Got a one liner email from a new "free" couple. They were cute, so I wrote an encouraging one back and then said we'd be out of town this (last) weekend but we'd see after we got back. here is what they wrote while we were away:

"definitely hit us up when she gets better."

Um...was I sick and didn't know it? Or am I supposed to get better at blow jobs? Driving? Mentally?

San Antonio TX
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If you pay for the hotel room, I'll bring a woman. Or maybe you can bring a woman.

Sounds a bit iffy but what the Hell...

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hoping to find a sexy female to have some fun and celibate with.

Toledo OH
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"Curvy...or Comin' Round The Mountin. Same thing!"

From a SF, while I was traveling in Nashville.

BT

New Orleans LA
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New one for me... from a Single BI Female... who obviously didn't notice the "straight" part of my profile or the line that says I'm not Bi or even curious.

Visalia CA
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Just 10 minutes ago.... from.... you guessed it - a single guy:

ga hi.how are yall doing today and what are yall up.to.trying to meet up.and chill and have some fun with.yall.

I dunno.. Mrs. VA might just cream her pants over this guy.... his fluency in gang signs will be a sure winner....

Windermere FL
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"I read your profile..."

75% of the emails we get, mostly from single guys or couples with no pics.

Windermere FL
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From a 30yo SM, 5' 4", 150 lbs, lives 300 miles away...

such a sexy pic you have when are we getting together let's have some fun

Visalia CA
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Oh I would LOVE to reach you alright. I just need to figure out how to get close enough!

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@Too much, not hiding sweetie, people know how to reach me, and those that want to~ do.

@BT, I've never been called a snake charmer before....but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn ~ or some hotel like that Does that count? ....and good luck with that mandingo thing

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