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User Details are only visible to members.	I might be able to fulfill your needs! Do you swallow? You should read his profile...
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User Details are only visible to members.	Thanks you two. Y'all inspired me to go back and reread this thread. I'd forgotten about some of the doozys on there.
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User Details are only visible to members.	itsbeen, I have been following this very thread ever since it was started (and contributed to it significantly, lol!), and I still sometimes read the whole thing again... And I never fail to cry at my computer from laughing so hard!
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User Details are only visible to members.	"I can't believe I read the whooooole thing!" LOL What a riot. If you can't laugh with people, at least laugh at them! - Thanks TB for the prompting to read the whole thread! I will say this one hit close to home, I think Inluv said it: "To feel desired. I don't want to just fill in the blank, I want to be the reason for the sentence. " That's what most of the SMs on here, and in life in general, don't get. It goes both ways, so be desirable by desiring someone with proper grammar, punctuation and good profile pics! But all that other stuff, my neighbors must think I'm an idiot - laughing out loud and uncontrollably at times. Phew! I was really glad that in the last 18 days of posts, I didn't see any of mine! But I'm sure I've penned a few gems. Not the diamond mine you guys have here, but gems nonetheless. ItsBeen
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User Details are only visible to members.	TB -I skimmed the first couple pages...I've dog-earred it for reading later. I'm sure I'll be howling. LOL
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User Details are only visible to members.	itsbeen, did you happen to read the entire thread? If you are about to, make sure you use the bathroom beforehand, as you might find yourself peeing in your pants, lol! This is just about a mandatory read for most single men... And many couples and single women too :)
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User Details are only visible to members.	These are a hoot! You just can't make this sh*t up! :-)' ----------------------- @Gwen CHASNGWEN "ProfileName" 30-Aug-12 05:57 PM [EST] Subject: blackstockings No thank you. ------------------------ It would have been funny to reply "Know thank you" Bwah ha ha ha
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User Details are only visible to members.	LWS, he assumes... I do not care for toys, period. ESPECIALLY at work! And my job is anything but at the desk, haha. Now you see, why I am NOT flattered...? And you know what ass-u-me means, don't you? =)
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User Details are only visible to members.	Received today: "how are you feeling Totalbabe? I enjoyed your profile, your open mindedness and being straight forward. It sounds like you know what you want, which is a plus for anyone who gets to meet you. Let me be your tour guide and by the end of the tour i promise you will reach your sexual apex. I will massage your mind and relax your soul. Your first stop will be an erotic bliss. When we are out on a date or staying in for the evening, I will give you chills up your spine from my sensual touches. Second stop is every fantasy you desire and others that we create. They all will come to life. Having you want to touch yourself at work or have fun with your toy on your lunch break. Third stop, Seduction & Spontaneity. This is were i stimulate your anyplace and anywhere. We do not hold back our desires. We act on them. Fouth Stop is orgasmic fusion, you will have to find out about that one. when you are ready for your tour then leave me your name and number....... With Pleasure, ______" Why on earth am I getting the feeling, that this lovely composition is a mass copy and paste? Lol!
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User Details are only visible to members.	I know. I felt exactly the same way.
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