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from a SM (who is obviously not a match based on his stated preferences including smoking):

how r u

~delete

Bridgewater NJ
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LMAOooooko

Mcallen TX
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From a SM ' SO when do you can send some pic's or open them for me' That was it.. The whole enchilada.. I didn't know what the hell to say.. I could not stop laughing.. So my hubby had an idea we sent him a dick pic.... We hope he is enjoying LMAO!!! He didn't specify what kind of pic he wanted... LOL I also sent a message with it that said hope you enjoying your pic.. Needless to say we don't here from him again HMMMMMM XOXOXO Rosie

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He is one I thought was cute, but not the type of first message I like to get.

"I'd really like to eat you, I mean meet you".

No Pic, no subject line, does have certs but profile in my eyes was a joke. He I did reply to not interested. I did get a thank you.

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Hope springs eternal. ;-)

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Just moments ago, from a unicorn in Virginia who seems to have forgotten that she fucked me goodbye in 2014:

"Are you two going to the KK party tonight?"

Um, no. We live in Florida.

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Please do submit ims! When I need a laugh I have logged in just to read this thread. We haven't had any very "creative" messages in awhile, just the run of the mill "hi"s from people who have clearly not read our profile. I would love to hear from the writers of these emails as to whether they ever have sucess with their messages!

Philadelphia PA
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IM or email seems fair enough; they are both electronic notifications. :-)

Charles Town WV
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Hey let me ask this, do IM's count???? I have had many of them!!!! I don't even know where to begin with them !!!

Pennsauken NJ
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True NJNY :-)

We've heard of people caught by the bait & switch.

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