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"you guys are my fantasy couple. mature white couples turn me on, more so smooth bwc. interested?"

Errrrf?

It came from a single straight male so, as you can imagine, I wasn't sure what he was trying to say. Against better judgementioned, I checked out his profile.

Perfectly clear now....not so much.

Tramp

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"We're actually in the process of expanding our family, so right now we're not really doing much."

Yet their profile doesn't say this.... Kind of a nice way to say no IMO.

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Lmao

Alpharetta GA
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One liners are not exclusive to single males. From a cute 29 year old BBW:

Subject line: Fat chick looking for BBD

One liner: Hi chocolate man! ;) J***

My repsonse: LOL... Hi J***! Sorry babe.. no chocolate here. I really do have to change my name.

Rutherford NJ
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I sent out a hi message to a real cutie from this topic and I got a real nice reply, I replied back and I am hoping for an even nicer reply. It is so nice when people can write, and get a reply back. I know the knuckleheads of the SMs here make it hard, but I refuse to believe that everyone looks at SM as trash. My favorite email is a reply period.

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"I'm D***e and I just want to hide it in your hide-ie hole. Enough with the small talk."

SMDH

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Don't do it NJ!

At times, these notes you gals get are the only entertainment the rest of us get!

Tramp

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mmkay, so i tweaked my profile to clearly say i am not meeting new single men at this time.

and yet, they keep. sending. the. one. liners.

almost ready to block the genre from being able to view my profile. grrrr.

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I Know Right! Have to do that myself Biodoc...

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These are both hilarious AND disturbing. Glad no one decided to post my 'bombed out of my skull' e-mails. Although that may have been amusing-even to me.

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