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You're right, gotta love it, it's just not where I was expecting this kind of message to come from. I'm a little worried about the direction a supposedly professional business network is going...!

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You gotta love it that you're impressing, Leeza.

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That's funny Lou.

This doesn't exactly fit with the subject, but I thought it was too funny to skip - I got this in a Linked In message recently:

What a nice picture you have on here. I'm sorry for disturbing you,cause I know am contradicting the rules of this humble site and I apologize. I was perusing through my connections and came across yours and can't resist to say at least hi; cause no one can pass through your profile without doing so. You've nice profile that's impressing. I also wanna say thank you for the connection,please mind not that I ask personal question; are you married?Hope to hear from you soon...Warmest thought!!!

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i would love to eat your pussy in till you squirt and cum all over my face. check me out

You should see his screen name.

Columbus OH
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Hmm. If I leave now I can be there I a few days. Crap!

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the two posts below are my smile for the day...

Maybe I need "something" rubbed on my chest (ala Amy Farrah Fowler perhaps)

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Get well soon Gina :)

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Well I for one am glad you are on the mend!

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Got a one liner email from a new "free" couple. They were cute, so I wrote an encouraging one back and then said we'd be out of town this (last) weekend but we'd see after we got back. here is what they wrote while we were away:

"definitely hit us up when she gets better."

Um...was I sick and didn't know it? Or am I supposed to get better at blow jobs? Driving? Mentally?

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If you pay for the hotel room, I'll bring a woman. Or maybe you can bring a woman.

Sounds a bit iffy but what the Hell...

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