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I don't have much faith in diplomacy when I comes to guys like that.

You typically must take a very direct and sometimes painful aproach with them.

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This was not a birdie through this site but a message through conventional means. There's a dear sweet lady that I used to work with it is now retired and I stay in touch eith and have recently become friends with her daughter as well. After sending her birthday wishes the other day, her son sent me a friend request. Okay. Accepted. However, since then I have been bombarded with messages from him wanting to know if I'm single to which I answered yes by choice and he wanted to know why. Why? I don't have to justify why! And he has tried to chat me up every night the last few nights and I told him Point Blank that I was not not up for conversation. So then he starts commenting on my posts, wanting to know why I won't talk to him. His sister gave him a dressing-down over it publicly Grrrr! Trying to keep from going all Ms. Muffy on him.

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Just got this. "Hello, I am interested in meeting. Let me know if you are too, hopefully we can find the right spark and make a connection." Can u not read!?

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*snort*

"You're a funny guy, Sully. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

Now if someone can get this Colonel Matrix character out of my damned broom closet, I'd be grateful.

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"Don't forget the netting. Cinderblocks aren't enough. ;)"

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OK, sure...like he needs help from Batman.

If that's how it's gonna be, I'm bringing my *friend* too.

Darth Trampious

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Maybe not the best, but a frequent one.

" Is she looking for BBC?"

Hold on, give me just a minute to check the profile. No, according to the profile, she is not seeking BBC at this time.

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I 'love' the "check out our profile" messages that lead to profiles that are nearly blank with one blurt picture. The mystery just getse soooo turned on!

Philadelphia PA
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Don't forget the netting. Cinderblocks aren't enough. ;)

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"Oh, and under 'what we're looking for' was only this: 'We're not sure.' "

That was my bad, Fun.

They wrote us first, and based on that line in their profile, I recommended you.

Tramp

(why are you loading those cinder blocks in your boat?)

Alpharetta GA
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"Please check out our profile"

Which isn't particularly unusual, except that their free profile had no certs. And no pics. And no description other than the cliche disclaimer of "not Ken and Barbie." Which was sorta superfluous given that her stats imply a circumference greater than her height. Oh, and under "what we're looking for" was only this: "We're not sure."

I wrote them a very nice but rather blunt reply to the effect that they hadn't provided enough data for me to drive two hours to meet them.

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