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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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Soooo, wanna meet up?

Mcallen TX
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This one came the other night:

Hey

that was is, so Kip being the smart ass he is sent back

Ho

The return was something along the lines of

WE WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU. CAN YOU HOST? IF NOT YOU CAN GET A ROOM. IT'S OK WITH US.

Ummm no.

Burleson TX
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Oooh, here's something that really catches our attention and makes us feel like they actually read our profile. From a couple, no less: "check us out" That is quite literally all they wrote. ;-(

Makes me just want to pack up the toys and run right over!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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I traveled out of town to visit my parents. They live quite far away. Got an email saying Hey "....." is that you? It was a relative. I opened my pics. What a shock.

Stamford CT
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a funny yet sexy 21 yr old dude in Mobile: "Omg I can NOT believe I found you on here!!! You remember me right?? It's been so long, but I can never forget that night, you were SO sexy looking. Every guy wanted you, but you picked me up...and omg was that night amazing. Best sex I've ever had, seriously, but....unfortunately I wasn't wearing birth control, and I think you got me pregnant.... =/ I hope that made you laugh, very interested in getting to know you =P" WAAAY younger that my limit, but adorable none the less!

Mcallen TX
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This one is priceless. From a single male 37 with no pictures.

"I screen all chicks through Face Talk to make sure your real, come play with me there "

Ummmmm???? Hello ? Who is screening who here, I didn't contact you! Admittedly I had to look up WTF Face Talk was . Yup I'm getting old.

Mrs Sav

Anniston AL
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knock knock we r a fit Yummy cum play with us. ....:)~

Columbus OH
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"I OPENED MY PICS SHOW ME YOURS"

- No hello, no my name is xxxxx, no I liked your profile, and nothing else in the email but that one line.

Well, hello Mr. About-To-Be-Blocked.

Bensalem PA
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"Your profile sounds too snobby. Fix it. "....This from free members with no photos and a text speak profile. My response was " You get a few emails a day to send as free member and you chose to waste one on criticizing our profile....how flattering. We're seeking classy people and if that didn't describe you no harm done."

Sheesh , I can say we get an awful lot of people who write us to talk about our profile. In all the years we've been here no one has accused of us sounding snobby lol.

On the plus side i don't recall the last time I laughed that hard .

Mrs Sav

Anniston AL
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this one is from yesterday late night IM I was really not in a mood but left the page open while watching some porn..,

Hi wazum <- this is the correct spelling.. Hi, wazum <- me Who am I talking to.. Duke Leto Atreides but you can call me Muad'dib You Muslim.. disconnect.. back to business..

New York NY
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