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Just received this: Hi I am new to this and would love to meet however I have been without a job for a while(reason my wife left me). I can afford one beer for myself you would need to pay for anything after that. I really want yo tell him maybe you should get your life together first. Any suggestions?

Columbus OH
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I see more emails from foot fetishists in your future....

Windermere FL
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well now that we can't choose photos to attach to our posts, best to delete the feet on the seats commute posting photos...and maybe find a way to take some new fun public (yet anonymous) photos...

(i may need to take some good shoes pics.)

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lol NJ I get a lot of them about my feet too, because I post so many pics of my shoes. I was saying to MMH one day about it and he said well I don't really have a foot fetish, but you do have lovely feet that could almost make one have a fetish about them.

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Given your pics I'm actually surprised you don't get more of those, actually.

Windermere FL
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from a SM, zero acquaintance, smokes, lives about 2 hours away.

"I love feet and you have a great set."

uhm...okay. thanks?

Bridgewater NJ
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Bumping up for Rabbit...

our latest doozy? "from your profile I think we would be a great match" ummm what part of the profile? The on break? Do not email? Or the mostly dead part?

Louisville KY
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Received today from a couples profile. Subject line empty. As far as I can tell, I've had no previous email contact with him/her.

"Dude, did you ever get that thing snipped? Or are you still shooting the real McCoy's?"

My first thought was, nice sentence structure. Next, I asked myself, shooting the real Mccoy's what? Their dog? Their cat? Their still? Then, I recalled receiving, and posting in this same thread about one of the funniest emails I've ever seen. It asked simply, Are you V-Safe? I responded, No. My name is BT. Actually, I responded that they had nothing to worry about because at my age, my boys weren't fast swimmers and his Mrs. could probably outrun them.

I'm assuming I'll receive the same response this time as last; crickets.

Maybe I should have posted this in the Guns thread? I'll bet those boys over there know a little something about shooting the McCoy's whatever.

BT

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Lady I don't blame you. I've done several TV interviews and it seriously fucks with me when people I don't know recognize me and start conversations and that has nothing to do with swinging.

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TMF,

I am not surprised that he recognized me. I was creeped out by his assumption that we knew each other simple because I occasionally went into the store where he works.

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