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Yeah, yeah. Just wait until The Invasion Of The Oxford Commas.

It is not human! It cannot be reasoned with! It will not stop until it modifies your coordinating conjunctions!

Waxahachie TX
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Wah Lah...

Taking screenshot (screen cap in some venues) of correctly used hyphen.

Alpharetta GA
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Ingenious!

BT

(Scribbling notes in the margin of his well-worn comic book...)

New Orleans LA
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we received a message from a single guy we had never spoken to before. "Sorry I'm not looking right now and I'm not sure we're a fit."

My wife looked for messages we may have sent and found nothing. So she replied back "good to know".

Laconia NH
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And stale pie.

BT

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Well nothing says friendship like a lunch date to a cafeteria....

That must be some fruit cocktail.... ;)

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I got a reply after my less than sweet response. He said he didn't mean to offend and was hoping to jump start a friendship. Really, dude? Oy!

Fair Oaks TX
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But what if the chicken noodle soup was really good???

And they might have a great salad bar.

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Met a dude couple years ago that was supposedly part of a couple but wifey was never available and timing was so iffy. Just sounded like a bunch of b******* excuses to me snd a married dude trying to play behind his wife's back. Recently the dude has been wanted to meet up with me again and I've tried time and again to be nice about it and still be firm about saying no. Latest attempt; invite to a cafeteria style restaurant for lunch. My reply? Lemme drop everything...

....and say no.

Fair Oaks TX
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@biodoc: Nope, there was no subject line.

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