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*snort*
"You're a funny guy, Sully. That's why I'm going to kill you last." Now if someone can get this Colonel Matrix character out of my damned broom closet, I'd be grateful.
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Waxahachie TX
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"Don't forget the netting. Cinderblocks aren't enough. ;)"
. OK, sure...like he needs help from Batman. If that's how it's gonna be, I'm bringing my *friend* too. Darth Trampious
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Alpharetta GA
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Maybe not the best, but a frequent one.
" Is she looking for BBC?"
Hold on, give me just a minute to check the profile. No, according to the profile, she is not seeking BBC at this time.
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Cocoa Beach FL
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I 'love' the "check out our profile" messages that lead to profiles that are nearly blank with one blurt picture. The mystery just getse soooo turned on!
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Philadelphia PA
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Don't forget the netting. Cinderblocks aren't enough. ;)
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Waxahachie TX
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"Oh, and under 'what we're looking for' was only this: 'We're not sure.' "
That was my bad, Fun. They wrote us first, and based on that line in their profile, I recommended you. Tramp (why are you loading those cinder blocks in your boat?)
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Alpharetta GA
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"Please check out our profile"
Which isn't particularly unusual, except that their free profile had no certs. And no pics. And no description other than the cliche disclaimer of "not Ken and Barbie." Which was sorta superfluous given that her stats imply a circumference greater than her height. Oh, and under "what we're looking for" was only this: "We're not sure." I wrote them a very nice but rather blunt reply to the effect that they hadn't provided enough data for me to drive two hours to meet them.
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Belle Chasse LA
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"you guys are my fantasy couple. mature white couples turn me on, more so smooth bwc. interested?"
Errrrf? It came from a single straight male so, as you can imagine, I wasn't sure what he was trying to say. Against better judgementioned, I checked out his profile. Perfectly clear now....not so much. Tramp
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Alpharetta GA
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"We're actually in the process of expanding our family, so right now we're not really doing much."
Yet their profile doesn't say this.... Kind of a nice way to say no IMO.
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Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Lmao
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Alpharetta GA
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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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