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A male in my hand is worth two flowers on tha wall.

~Lady~

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She's got male.

BT

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Still waiting.

~Lady~

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"Wouldn't be the first time I've stepped on my dick. won't be the last. ;)"

Braggard!

Dood stole my best line from my favorite email that I was just about to send.

BT

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Oh, I'm sure of it, brother. Wouldn't be the first time I've stepped on my dick. won't be the last. ;)

Besides, you know how those damned punctuation marks are. First you let in the hyphens, then the Oxford Commas start hanging out on street corners, and before you know it you're buried in ampersands and the whole neighborhood goes to shit.

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Sorillo...seriously? .

Have you even read a single one of my last 493 posts?

And you're gonna start throwing words like that around?

Do you have the slightest clue how I can misrepresent shit like that?

Tramp

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Yeah, yeah. Just wait until The Invasion Of The Oxford Commas.

It is not human! It cannot be reasoned with! It will not stop until it modifies your coordinating conjunctions!

Waxahachie TX
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Wah Lah...

Taking screenshot (screen cap in some venues) of correctly used hyphen.

Alpharetta GA
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Ingenious!

BT

(Scribbling notes in the margin of his well-worn comic book...)

New Orleans LA
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we received a message from a single guy we had never spoken to before. "Sorry I'm not looking right now and I'm not sure we're a fit."

My wife looked for messages we may have sent and found nothing. So she replied back "good to know".

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