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He just happened to be on at the right time!! That fargin bastidge!

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*sigh* You looked at mine first though, right?

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Uh oh FunGuy, she looked at my profile. Probably hopes this old fart will hop on the next available plane and ravish her mercilessly...

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I hope I'm not #2 Venice, once you get that thrill...

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Gee Scandle, I have to settle for Burger King and some dive bar with a broken juke box...

South Beloit IL
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Be careful Ms Scandle... The sharks are more deadly than the gators down there. :^D

It's all fun, eating, and dancing...till someone gets their eye put out!

Tramp

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Yep. That definitely qualifies as a major league cock block Fun. Sounds like the only good kind I can think of too..

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This one is really a favorite:

"We were talking about where to take you for dinner Friday and decided (we) will come get you and take you deep into the Bywater to a cool joint called Bacchanal--food, music and dancing if you want. From there we can go to Frenchmen St for more music/dancing."

Did I mention how psyched I am about this?

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LOL, come on guys where is the love. Something tells me she is as sharp as a whip and knows exactly what she wants. I'm happy to just say hello. But ... But ... after all I am planning a move to Florida in the near future. Evil he he he. VeniceGal, its all in good fun and I have no doubt my dear that you are going to be a smashing success for which you have come searching for.

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"I would have to say Fun that is a major league "Cock Block" you just threw there."

Nope. The only major league cock block I've ever thrown was about a year ago, when my cock was the only thing blocking the lips of two straight chicks from kissing each other.

For the record, it felt good.

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