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There was a "couple" (I strongly suspected they were attached to others) who used to post hot dates at times, typically "we can play next Thursday from 11:30 to 1:00". Uh yeah sure.

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I'd only be suspicious if someone can never ever meet, greet and play except in daytime.........unless they work a night shift somewhere.

When I was a SF I had only one evening a week {usually Fri} that was designated "playtime." I would often meet /greet for a lunch/coffee during the day. Meeting during a lunch break ensured that: (i) since I only had 1 1/2 hour, I didn't have to figure out a way to exit quickly; and (ii) my only "play night" wouldn't be wasted because we'd have already met and established the existence of some chemistry.

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It baffles the mind at how very naive I was, and to a certain extent still am. Nynj, when I first read about meeting for lunch but not dinner at a certain location, my first thought was, perhaps more of his vanilla friends frequent said location during the evening. The I remembered what thread I'm in and all the content within. By taking a second more to think about it, it screams married guy cheating on his wife. I think I try to hard to look for the best in people that I then make excuses for suspicious behavior. Alas, the education of reality continues.

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....or the SMs who exchange a few messages, progress towards setting up an initial meet/greet and: gee they can't meet on an evening but hey, he can meet for lunch at the same location (weekday).

um, gee...anyone else smell something fishy?

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LOL! Don't ya love it when they cert themselves through another profile they've set up. Not too hard to figure out.

Villas NJ
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Couple: how are you guys? XxxxxxxXxxx at Comcast

Allen's REPLY: Hi! It's a small world, a SM that we nicely turned away a couple days ago just happens to be affiliated with you thru a certification. What's even more ironic is that yours and his join dates are a single day apart, then a cert on the following day. Of course you already know this. WE could go on to point out the similarities in ages/weights/heights too and maybe ask if you share Harleys since you both ride them; we see you are sharing the same words "open-minded as they come" in such a short one liner profile, yet we instead, choose to wish you luck.

(The other SM guy's email to us : Love to meet)

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"She has amazing curves, nice profile. Does she have any interest in a younger fit guy?" This from a clown posing on an obviously fake couples profile who didn't bother to read past our pics. Told him No, she likes her older fit guy just fine.

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Perved upon by the lovely rabbit and called hot by equally lovely Mrs. U in one day. Methinks I begin to blush and somehow injured my leg as I'm walking a a kind of limp. Wait there is no pain in my leg. I think I'm strutting and that is not blushing, my head has grown 5 times its original size. Can't get through the door to go to the store with this inflated ego.

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@bldo,

Relax, you are just suffering from the same fate as the rest of the SLS community with "hot" photogenic qualities of SLS. Dumbasses that look no further than a picture and email you without even glancing at your stats or profile content.

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We would like to volunteer to stand in for scamp&rabbit and save them some fuel/travel costs since we will be headed that way at the end of the month.

:0)

~Allen

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