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Seriously!

Who says 'inner vaginal cells'?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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That's some really bad Erotica right there!

Harrisburg PA
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Sounds like someone has been plagiarizing some erotica.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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My elongated caramel penis will tease the inner vaginal cells of your treasure box inducing a river of sweet nectar that will arouse the sensual hormones of your soft delectable beautiful body;enticing my tongue to marinate your clitoris until your inner thighs quiver like a strong wind breaking leaves from a tree. His follow up message included "yoni" and a few other odd balls.

Harrisburg PA
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Same single dude sends exactly the same idiotic email again 10 hours later.

(sigh)

Windermere FL
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From a SM 300 miles away, " I'd like to be stuck in you. " Think Ill pass,

Youngstown OH
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Single dude, of course:

"I read your profile"

(No, you didnt)

" and would love to meet you. Please let me know if you are interested. I am in the Miami/Orlando area for a week"

Miami and Orlando are 300 miles apart. That's like saying you're in the Boston/New York, or New Oreleans/Dallas area.

Idiot.

Windermere FL
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SM: WOW you need a ride on my bike!

ME: WOW no pics. You just wasted both of our time.

Tallahassee FL
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"We're interested if you are."

Now how does one refuse that???

~lady~

Alpharetta GA
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"Hi we are hot". Uh, ok. "Love to meet you ". ~Delete~

Seattle WA
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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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