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We had a reply back to our "no thanks" - the first in a while, which was sort of pouting like "wow... we really thought you'd like us". It wasn't angry - just pouty.

I considered replying back suggesting that they not do that, but figured that wasn't a good idea.

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We have had several doozies over the last few days

Dallas GA
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Received one that literally made me LOL because it said; "I thought you were a bbc"... made me think maybe I need to stay out of the sun.... talk about not reading a profile.

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@Scott...lol.

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OT: Got the following email from your basic variety jackass couple:

"We thought you were gong to change your profile?? what happened ? That is the same controlling profile that we would not email. Change IT !!!!! It does sounds Horrible"

I love it! Lol However I am hoping he'LLC reply to my *typical* Tramp reply I sent. ;^)

Tramp

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NJ, I see your update on your profile, you might want to make that a different color to stand out so that maybe it might catch the eye of some of the SMs and they will stop.

I got one from some guy out in CA, saying how much he likes my profile and is willing to travel to see me. His profile is maybe 30 words total, his profile is a selfie of his ass in the bathroom. Profile says he is 45, but what I can see of his body he looks like a hard 45 years, not attractive at all. I gave my standard one click reply. "Thanks, but I'm not interested, best to you". I hate it when I put so much work into my profile and it is clear it is not read.

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Probably just looking for the wisdom of the ancients L&T, fire up the Hoverrounds and check 'em out! ;-)

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Yep NJ, that ought to help. :^(

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OT: We got an interesting invite from a group that prides itself for being exclusively *young* full-swap couples only.

Guess they were looking for chaperones. 8^O

Tramp

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i tweaked again...less dumb/annoying e mails so far.

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"I am always in your area and would love to make your acquaintance. Text me xxx-xxx-xxxx."

we've talked about this dude in this thread before. it's so obvious he doesn't ever read the profiles.

~delete~

(and Tramp, i'm getting closer & closer to dropping the iron curtain!)

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From a 69 year old single guy:

"Come to boynton beach to play, free motel. O yeah we have a pool.xx "

I'm sure this would come off as extremely mean, but....

What in our profile would make anyone think that Mrs. VA would to hop in the car and drive 200 miles to go fuck a senior citizen she's never met?

Sean Connery excepted.

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