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What I did you were an Auburn Fan? Or as I am sure in your case SoGood a FSU Nole ( assuming)?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Damn hard to understand why I didn't reply to this SM, huh!!

Fucking amazing!!!! This is Jim se of no where. Gonna put on my shrimp skin boots and cum fuck you like a sissy in boys town! Jim XXX-XXX-XXXX then im gonna make you holler ROLL TIDE ROLL. TEXT ME BABY,!

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Did someone say holes?

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Dallas GA
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@KJ: Ouch. Been there myself a few weeks ago by a SM only 10 years less than me asking if I was into Younger Men. Damn whippersnappers don't know to quit before the hole is too deep to climb out of.

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Seems to be working Sorillo

OT - second e-mail from couple after I've explained I am on a break. "Might you be willing to open up your galleries to us? We can also take the time between now and May to chat. My husband is very fond of mature ladies and I as well appreciate the experience and respect that is given from our aged and older females."

Aged AND older - well damn, let me throw on my dressy orthotics and housecoat then I'll be right over

Santa Fe NM
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You know how it is in the puppet business......you gotta keep jerking those strings to keep folks interested.

Waxahachie TX
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I feel so...Touched except- YOU NEVER GOT ON THE DAMN PLANE.

Puppet tease.

Lafayette TN
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*snort*

Nahh. Response was "Riiiiiiight. I don't think so." I mean, I'm a dick, but I'm not a TOTAL dick. Besides, only the folks I like get Teh Puppet. :)

Waxahachie TX
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@ Sor : did you respond "Love me - Love my Puppet."?

Lafayette TN
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Wait!? Single Females send out crappy emails.

This is news to me, but then we only get emails from single males....

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