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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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BT- words are female porn.

I received this- so I was wondering if we meet at the club how long until we have sex?

My response. We will not be having sex and shame on you for assuming we would.

Columbus OH
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"Loquacious but eloquent." -A recent email from the female-half of a couple in reference to my profile.

I love words. Her use of the word Loquacious made my member tumesce...a little.

Now, if that's the half that can talk, I can't wait to say hello to the other half.

BT

Sherborn MA
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This from a single guy a couple days ago:

I'm a single guy...looking for friends and fun. I want sex that's why we're here for, in my case being single it's difficult and I anther stan. Like to party, I can play soft..... or only go out and dance. Email if the party is on

I'm afraid I didn't quite anther stan this one.

San Antonio TX
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dont u go werring yer hed. i tuld him no

Visalia CA
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Sassy: Once you send him your provet pics....he'll be expecting some het sox! Careful how you tread...


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LOL... me 2

Visalia CA
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Hay! I only share my provet photos with my fronds!


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"Will you send me some of that stuff you're smoking?"

I consider that little ditty one of the best compliments I've ever received.

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Sherborn MA
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(in the subject line) hay can i see your provet Photos

UGH!

Visalia CA
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PREACH sista-girl!

Mcallen TX
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