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I love these non-existing messages.

Subject; Left Blank.

Body of message; Hi there

He did include a photo but his face was blanked out (why send it), and his profile was crap. My reply is no reply.

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...gotta deploy the google on that. could be helpful. maybe.

Bridgewater NJ
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I've tried it with limited success. Cinnamon, tasty

Mcallen TX
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"I do have a strong gag reflex...."

I hear rumors that they make a throat spray for that. Just sayin.

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From a supposedly couple profile: "My partner is out of commission right now due to death in her family, how ever we are open relationship and can be verified if need be."

So, your significant other is mourning a death in her family but you'd ask her to get on the phone with strangers to verify that she's okay with you getting laid while she goes to a funeral? Yeah, this "couple" is really going places.

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I do have a strong gag reflex.... I have to proceed with caution at times

Mcallen TX
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...just as long as there's no gagging involved.

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Gorcibly, somewhat akin to forcibly, only described by someone who can't type {namely, this girl lol}

And i can picture you really getting behind a girl and being, uhm, supportive...and balls, well, that's a different story all together.

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On second thought, I could definitely get behind the "from behind" concept. JS.

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I have no idea what "gorcibly taken" is, but I don't like the sound of it one bit, Kibbs. You're smart to avoid that guy. Besides, if you gag on bite wings, I can't imagine balls would be any more to your liking...licking??

BT

One whose decided he likes an early afternoon drink or two as a precursor to a fora visit.

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