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*snort*

yeah, it *is* work even to "vet" people prior to meeting them.

i'm glad the e mail parade has slowed down so much. nowadays it's just friends and the occasional mass mailers that don't bother to look past the tag line.

it was a mad pain sorting through and dealing with 'em. nice to not bother now. :-)

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This is starting to sound like it should be added to a swingers version of Alannis Morrisette's "Ironic"

It's like a hall pass, when you want to get laid But it's starting to feel like work, and you're not getting paid....

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Fuck, with the short time I'm here, it's starting to feel like work.

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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Lol, simultaneous posting!

Having fun vetting your playmates sweetheart?

~S~

New Orleans LA
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"She is one bad ass sexy lady man to hot"

New Orleans LA
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WTF - here I am in Savannah, hot and horny with a hall pass.

Amazing to me how little game people have when emailing.

SMs with dumb one liners and no pics. Others that want me to drive a half an hour or more to them

Couples aren't much better but with them I'm getting a lot of "one is hot/one is not" trying to sell the set because of the hot one. And others that *think* they are fit but obviously own a funhouse mirror.

On the bright side I have gotten a few great emails and hot prospects. Ah, decitions, decisions.

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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Distillery employee?

Windermere FL
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subject: hi

message: what's u r no sexy?

from some dude whose profile is listed in scotland.

really?

~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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Hey, give the guy a break. Mongo only pawn in game of life. ;)

Waxahachie TX
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@ VA and Jenna

Those are the two funniest post I have ever enjoyed on Forums. I am literally laughing my ass off. Thanks. Tears running down my eyes with laughter.

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