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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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Couple: how are you guys? XxxxxxxXxxx at Comcast

Allen's REPLY: Hi! It's a small world, a SM that we nicely turned away a couple days ago just happens to be affiliated with you thru a certification. What's even more ironic is that yours and his join dates are a single day apart, then a cert on the following day. Of course you already know this. WE could go on to point out the similarities in ages/weights/heights too and maybe ask if you share Harleys since you both ride them; we see you are sharing the same words "open-minded as they come" in such a short one liner profile, yet we instead, choose to wish you luck.

(The other SM guy's email to us : Love to meet)

Charles Town WV
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"She has amazing curves, nice profile. Does she have any interest in a younger fit guy?" This from a clown posing on an obviously fake couples profile who didn't bother to read past our pics. Told him No, she likes her older fit guy just fine.

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Perved upon by the lovely rabbit and called hot by equally lovely Mrs. U in one day. Methinks I begin to blush and somehow injured my leg as I'm walking a a kind of limp. Wait there is no pain in my leg. I think I'm strutting and that is not blushing, my head has grown 5 times its original size. Can't get through the door to go to the store with this inflated ego.

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@bldo,

Relax, you are just suffering from the same fate as the rest of the SLS community with "hot" photogenic qualities of SLS. Dumbasses that look no further than a picture and email you without even glancing at your stats or profile content.

Mrs. U

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We would like to volunteer to stand in for scamp&rabbit and save them some fuel/travel costs since we will be headed that way at the end of the month.

:0)

~Allen

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Rabbit, no offense can be taken from someone who gives an honest critique. I appreciate the review ( not to mention the perving (oh I mean looking) at, my pics. It's funny that you say that they are almost feminine in nature, the friend who took those pics and suggested the poses was a woman friend. I'm not that big on selfish and I asked her to help me out. But I am not so thin skinned, that is why I titled my profile review as Brutual Honesty. besides having read what amounts to over three years of this thread I know when you give advice, it comes from a place of honesty and helpfulness.

Tucson AZ
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@rabbit your result would be better ;) (how soon are you planning a trip this way?)-Mrs

Kingsport TN
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HotTNcpl - Your wife is hot! Want to share her please?

I'm hoping the addition of the exclamation point and "please" might produce me better results that the emailer.

~rabbit~

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bldofangls - I'm not trying to be a bitch or take a dig at you. I'm simply bringing this up because you asked. I think the reason you are getting so many emails asking if you are bi is because of the 2 nudes in your profile. I perved...um...looked at your pics when you first joined the forum, and while they are beautiful shots, they made me go "hmmmm". Like I said, they are lovely but that is exactly the problem. They are "lovely", almost feminine.

I hope my reply didn't offend you at all. Just my personal observation.

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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We received this one this morning- "Your wife is hot, want to share her?"-Ummmm instant no to that offer.

Kingsport TN
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