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Looking Scandle over

Danville VT
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We got one today that says, in part, "give us a look over"

Their profile is very sparse and there are NO PICTURES! How the hell are we supposed to look them over?

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NgSb - And I adore men. So I guess we're even!

Vestal NY
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I adore straight women. Ah heck I adore ALL women. Who was I trying to bullshit!?

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Fok - Unfortunately, I get even straighter when wet. Much to the chagrin of many. LOL

Vestal NY
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You know Tiffany, spaghetti is straight till it gets wet.... LOL

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Snorting loudly.

I was just contacted by a couple. Their profile says you MUST have photos for them to communicate. They have NOOOOOOOOO pictures! Not even locked galleries.

And, they want a bi woman. My profile says very plainly I am straight. Not bi. Not bi-curious.

I told them, "Go away."

Vestal NY
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Okay, just got an IM out of the blue from a Red Gumby, 220 miles away, 22 years younger than me. Something tells me this isn't remotely serious. Conversation in full follows:

(SF over 200 miles away):hi dear

sorillo1000:Hola

(SF over 200 miles away):so tell me what are you looking for in a woman on here ?

sorillo1000:Heartbeat, local. That's a good place to start....

(SF over 200 miles away):okay great

(SF over 200 miles away):so what other media are you on apart from this one

sorillo1000:Soup cans and string, mostly.

SF over 200 miles away has left IM

Yes, I'm an insensitive prick.

Waxahachie TX
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LOL,

So we're supposed to wear flats all the time or we're sluts, is that it?

Wenatchee WA
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Maybe he meant to say he was teething?

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