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After speaking with an SLS friend, we are thinking there should of been a comma and an apostrophe added and the word (my) to read..

text me, (my) name's ------

So I don't feel weird anymore. It's a 6'1" 250# male posing as a female, if you read the profile, which I couldn't because he has couples blocked.... Again thanks to our friend who could see it!

Lake Butler FL
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you might want to contact customer support, and let them know ASAP!! We would like to know how they got your real name !!!

Pennsauken NJ
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This comes from an Ohio "SF" that had the word Sinister in the screen name.

H1

Teach me I am new to this 740******* txt me names (insert my real name) I'll send pix

WTF!!?? How did they get my real name?

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Awww, c'mon! Live a little! If you had a big American recreational vehicle in Bucharest you could drive into Slovakia. A big American recreational vehicle would be excellent for picking up girls in Bratislava!

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Well now... from another site, mind you. They opened pics, and she's pretty hot. But - from Bucharest ROMANIA:

Hello swingers people!! We are (names) and we have a wonderful new mansion for private parties.

Our mansion is situated near airport Henry Coanda in Bucharest ( 5 min drive from arrivals ), in an absolutely wonderful area and offers all the necessary comforts for high quality swing parties.

Our couple have 6 year experience in swingers party. We love to see each other get totally depraved with others and with each other. Anything is possible,always depends on the mood and the vibe of the night.

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I'll tell you one thing that's not possible - us flying to Romania for a party.

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Not an email but an IM:

good morning, xxxxxx here she is ADORABLE Sir, congrats

adorable?? Couldn't you use a better term?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Ha!! Me? Follow sports?

Tallahassee FL
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What I did you were an Auburn Fan? Or as I am sure in your case SoGood a FSU Nole ( assuming)?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Damn hard to understand why I didn't reply to this SM, huh!!

Fucking amazing!!!! This is Jim se of no where. Gonna put on my shrimp skin boots and cum fuck you like a sissy in boys town! Jim XXX-XXX-XXXX then im gonna make you holler ROLL TIDE ROLL. TEXT ME BABY,!

Tallahassee FL
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Did someone say holes?

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