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go for it! :-)

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I don't even know. Mrs F is like WTF? What is he talking about? What pictures? She thought I had opened up our private gallery to him. That has to be the best email we have received from a SM by far. That has to be cut n paste that he must always use.

But if he is ever in the area, pretty sure we would like to meet him and try to comfort this weary traveler who is looking for an oasis to ease his mind, body and spirit. Lol

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....inquiring minds would like to know what sort of response you're planning to send. ;-)

Bridgewater NJ
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Ok I have to post this message we just got from a single guy, I was left utterly speechless, I don't even know what to say:

"Let me please begin by presenting my very strong and sincere commends to the ravishing Queen for her conspicuous glamour, her pristine beauty, her inviting and irresistible sexy curves, her impeccable and incomparable sexy butt and legs, as well as for her suckable and adorable magnetic breasts, which left on me and deep inside me the impact of an oasis in a dehydrated piece of land yearning for water.

As far as I am concerned, you are by any fair and reasonable standards a bona fide exemplarity of beauty, style and class. Thank you ever so much for existing. Because of your existence, particularly your sexy body and beauty, this common word, particularly my tiny one has become better, happier and more sensical.

Again, thank you so much, dear. I'm very impressed, deeply honored, truly humbled and I'm eternally grateful."

Tuckerton NJ
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That's the only reason NJ keeps not blocking me I think. Entertainment value.... ;-)

South Beloit IL
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Sigh.... you had me at idiot...

Tuckerton NJ
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Lol. So true, but block? Never!

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To this date I've never blocked a soul. The bigger the Idiot, the better the entertainment!

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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Tramp, that verbiage in the response resonated like a modern day gutter Shakespeare. So raw, so passionate, so blockable...

Tuckerton NJ
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From a 4' 1" free SF in Calgary:

"hell

hey babe, ur profile looks interesting. send me a chat"

Uh, hell no.

Wenatchee WA
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A good one yesterday from the male half of a couple.

My reply to his initial email:

"Thanks for your email, and I opened our pics as well. I'm at work right now, but I'll try to write this evening once I get home.

Tramp"

His *immediate* response:

"Great I would love the lady sucking my cock and fucking her while you fuck my lady"

My next reply:

"Uh...huh...ok.

Not sure why the urgent need to share that bit of eloquence, but...Uh, thanks."

Ohhhh tayyyy.

Alpharetta GA
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