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One I received yesterday:

From: SLS_Events Subject: SLS Daisy Dukes Party at Colette NOLA

Under the "Door Fees" section is this line:

"Single Men: Not Permitted"

Umm, thanks for sending me the invitation.

Belle Chasse LA
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We've *almost* never encountered that, R&S. Maybe 5 times in all our time on SLS, and only once since we moved to Florida.

Windermere FL
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Yes...twice just this week. Although not really "beggars", more like alzheimer's patients. People that send you a very short introductory message but seem to forget that we already chatted and let them know we weren't interested....like 6 months ago.

I don't normally hit the block button, but it got a little bit of a workout this week.

Anyway, to keep with the original theme of this post, here is my absolute favorite...in its entirety: "I'd live (sic) to drive down and eat your pussy"

A "couple", 46 miles away, free member, no pics, and last online 347 days ago (as of today).

Muncie IN
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Is anyone else seeing an increase in "beggers"? You know, the people you turn down that just keep coming back to ask you to reconsider. It's getting annoying for us.

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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You want up think about it?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Blue gumby, no pics. First message: "Would you specifically like to fuck tonight?"

Um...specifically, no. Broadly, no. Just...no.

Dover PA
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Well,

You can't really blame him. I myself would like to kuow you in the biblical sense.

Wenatchee WA
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*sigh* single male free member 400 miles away blah blah..

"looking great, i think we can start talking about what we want? "

I wanted to reply with "You to get a clue?"

Windermere FL
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Ya know Rick Springfield and The Police made a lot of money over stalking.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Thank you InLove. I appreciate the admiration, especially when done in a none stalkerish/rabbit boiling way.

We rabbits don't really appreciate the boiling thing. A hottub with sexy friends is always lovely but if it it resembled a large cooking pot I'll just stay in the shade and drink some mojitos.

~rabbit~

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