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Wait...Can we go back to Mrs. Fokker's magnetic breasts for a second?...

I could imagine those might be a problem when clearing airport security.

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BT

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subject: Hey Guys

Message starts: Hello guys, .....then a sentence in "We are interested in mature couples.". last sentence reads "We read your profile and."

uhm, no, no you didn't.

smh.

automatic no thank you...not in the mood to be snarky

Bridgewater NJ
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Can certainly understand. That's why we blocked SM's long ago. Sure not all are creepy & the good ones fill a need for some, just not our thing. :D

Villas NJ
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Mrs F was more creeped then anythjng.

Tuckerton NJ
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That SM is quite the eloquent artist.....as in BS artist. LOL!

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His profile is written in the same style, incredibly descriptive just an absolute joy to read. He combines intellect, sensuality, sexuality, and just plain nasty raunchiness in such a 'classy' manor that intrigues.

I can't even.....

Tamp you are right SMH...

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forums, baby! lots of people lurk. i've got a SF i met at a party new year's who dragged me off by myself because she's been following forums & is convinced i "ooze sensuality"

<-----not complaining, she's hot!

Bridgewater NJ
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SMH

Tramp

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And he opened up his private pictures.... and they are interesting...

I don't even know how he found us, he is almost 100 miles from us.

Tuckerton NJ
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go for it! :-)

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