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Received this a while ago but it still makes me SMH. No subject in the subject line of course.

"w str8 wife bi hite cpl im "

??? translation please.

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LOL .... OMG are you for real. I say go ahead and tell him to get his life together first if that is your first thought. I am a firm believer that your first instinct is always the best, but then again you never know. It is hard to judge a book by its cover. If you and he can continue messaging back and forth who knows, maybe he may be one of the great ones who just happens to be down on his luck right now. Everyone has ups and downs. Best of luck to you on what ever you decide.

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Just received this: Hi I am new to this and would love to meet however I have been without a job for a while(reason my wife left me). I can afford one beer for myself you would need to pay for anything after that. I really want yo tell him maybe you should get your life together first. Any suggestions?

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I see more emails from foot fetishists in your future....

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well now that we can't choose photos to attach to our posts, best to delete the feet on the seats commute posting photos...and maybe find a way to take some new fun public (yet anonymous) photos...

(i may need to take some good shoes pics.)

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lol NJ I get a lot of them about my feet too, because I post so many pics of my shoes. I was saying to MMH one day about it and he said well I don't really have a foot fetish, but you do have lovely feet that could almost make one have a fetish about them.

Louisville KY
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Given your pics I'm actually surprised you don't get more of those, actually.

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from a SM, zero acquaintance, smokes, lives about 2 hours away.

"I love feet and you have a great set."

uhm...okay. thanks?

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Bumping up for Rabbit...

our latest doozy? "from your profile I think we would be a great match" ummm what part of the profile? The on break? Do not email? Or the mostly dead part?

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Received today from a couples profile. Subject line empty. As far as I can tell, I've had no previous email contact with him/her.

"Dude, did you ever get that thing snipped? Or are you still shooting the real McCoy's?"

My first thought was, nice sentence structure. Next, I asked myself, shooting the real Mccoy's what? Their dog? Their cat? Their still? Then, I recalled receiving, and posting in this same thread about one of the funniest emails I've ever seen. It asked simply, Are you V-Safe? I responded, No. My name is BT. Actually, I responded that they had nothing to worry about because at my age, my boys weren't fast swimmers and his Mrs. could probably outrun them.

I'm assuming I'll receive the same response this time as last; crickets.

Maybe I should have posted this in the Guns thread? I'll bet those boys over there know a little something about shooting the McCoy's whatever.

BT

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