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(Shaking head in disbelief)

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Ding! Ding! Ding! I think we have a winner!!!

When replying to an email, I told them I wasn't interested and that I spend most of my time on SLS forums. Their reply??? (drum roll, please)

"Understand co.pletely and we are not either. What is SLS? Just curious? "

Tallahassee FL
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@KJ - LMAO. It's like the one I got - "You have really firm breasts for an older woman."

And for the ones who want free porn, I tell them I don't donate to their free porn collection. Either respect me of STFU.

My all time favorite line - which was the only line - "Do you swallow?" Not for you.

Vestal NY
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@Fokkers, eek. Scary, hairy image!

Tallahassee FL
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SoGood-- while reading your last post I somehow started to think that the words "lotion" and "basket" would belong in that basement.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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I used the term "NutCalesque" in a post. Got this in an email seconds later. "Hey there, Forum: word association- nutcaleque? Please define? Sounds like a foreign kgb word!!! Lol

Best regards"

I'm thinking there's more than one person living in Mom's basement.

Tallahassee FL
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Got this from a Blue Gumby, Hi there! I wanted to respond to your tweet on the forum....I am a feminist! I do last long in bed....so I have told that a couple of times! It's like WTF !! Are you kidding me ?? Gotta love it... Why do I deserve this attention , and lives 850 miles away.. Let me just run right out there..

Pennsauken NJ
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subject: Hi

message: God u look hot in ur black negligee

(from an unknown SM.)

hey! he knew how to spell negligee!

~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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Single blue Gumby over 1,500 miles away...this is the entirety of his email.

Gi

Selam !!

Windermere FL
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My response to a SM I'm sure is fake. He requested my email so he could honor me by privately emailing his photos.

"Seriously? Apparently you don't read "achieving single male success" in sls forums."

Tallahassee FL
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