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Hey we be interacal 2, let do dis

San Antonio TX
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recently contacted by two blue dots (by the way, not all single guys are blue dots in our estimation). Both gave their ages, both younger than Em's preference, neither with a glimmer of humility. I responded to each that we were flattered by their interest but no thanks because they were too young. Each responded within days, one had aged six years, the other four. I laughed and said to each that I thought I was aging quickly. One, btw, was married and she did not know. WTF? The other I happen to know is in a polyamorous relationship with a good friend.

Danville VT
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"can i suck on those big tits baby?"

These kind of emails just make us women all hot and bothered, not. What are men thinking when they send this crap?

Lake City FL
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'Reading your certs, Im afraid my wife would leave me if she had you"

(rolling eyes, comon maan) lol

Emeryville CA
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I got one 3 days ago..that read..tell me what is it that I can do to please your every whim and desire..I replied..stain my deck !...

Houghton Lake MI
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Wow, y'all cant be serious. I mean, really????????????

Kilgore TX
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