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Hey njny, I did not know you were "guy's " ???? I always thought that you are a single female????? So I am guessing that if we come by with a carton of smokes and cheep wine in the box you won't be impressed???? LMFAO, I guess you can chock it up to, just being immature ... Some people think that everybody, or SF inpaticular are just an easy lay!!!!! they have a lot to learn.... Just like the A-hole who told me, since he opened his pics, I was expected to do the same... This KID, yes I said KID, needs a smack in the head, and go back home (he was 20) and let Mommy wipe his nose.. A lot of growing up to do..... Or should we just show up with some BBQ sauce.. Now I bet your turned on LOL... XOXOXO Rosie

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glad it worked out for you guys, A.

today's gem from a 28 y/o SM who is 5'8 and smokes:

"hi, single guy who would love to meet you guys. ---.---.----"

(his phone number)

....gonna think on a suitable reply.

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They have 12 certs, so that tells how well certs help in choosing. The Mrs. felt 2nd rate to a bottle of BBQ sauce, so now we're on mission to be better than BBQ sauce...lol

I threw out a hot date where we were and a couple we have been trying to schedule a night out with for a couple months walked thru the strip club's doors and showed us an even GREATER evening.

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Maybe he was LQQKING to cook you dinner??? LOL OR, He should of said, mentally challenged SM need's help with a dictionary... OR even spell check, but then again, you can't fix stupid... LOL

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" Hey there. May be closer to 8. I have to run to store and get some BBQ sauce for tomorrow"

Our couples date. Smfh. 2nd time late and we all know Wally world has it 24/7. Buh-bye!

It's okay, the Mrs. is playing with a dancer.... Oh, we are strip clubbing it now... lol making fun we ever we go. I GTG! They are asking me over. :-)

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LOVE that answer!

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We got one on another site which said "What kind of single guy catches your eye?"

I usually just ignore these, but responded with "The kind that bothered to read our profile. Hint: It's not you."

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" "Nice Breasteses""

Was it Gollum??

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Seriously? Sitting in our vehicle, outside of a dance club, waiting on our dates to arrive and this comes thru:

"Would love to Orally Massage the Lady...to CUMpletion, REPEATEDLY, before 69ing, Rimming,Reverse Cowgirl,Doggy ?? Style,DP.......n Creampie.

My Talented Tounge N Throbbing 9 awaits in Haymarket VA."

The Mrs. is replying, complimenting him on his ability to read our profile.....lol

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well you've gotta admit, they *are* nice breasteses. or, if you prefer, bodacious ta-tas.

;-)~

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