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DP?

That's it. From a 21y\o single male.

Was tempted to write back that Mrs will gladly DP you with her strap on and another dildo.

Danvers MA
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hi can we meet i'm bi lite too?

"He Looked like Lenny from Of Mice and Men" Hit us up on IM, and was either really drunk or really high! One or two word question and answers with really long pauses between Q&As. Think he passed out on us lol!

Rialto CA
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I like telling them that we are not actively seeking but will keep in consideration.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Message from a blue gumby, no subject, the body of the message simply said "WANNA FUCK". My reply is a simple delete and block. What is it with these dumbasses. No wonder SM get such a bad rap.

Venice FL
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A single male today. Subject line; Hi. Message; I'm right here in Magnolia and would love play n have fun!

Nice enough pictures except for one thing, the SM has a wedding ring on his finger. My reply "sorry no interest".

Frederica DE
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from a SM this morning

subject: Hey!

message: Hi cutie

~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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SM blue gumby without pics open:

... actually live in CT area now and would love to meet a sexy couple to enjoy some time with. Drinks?

Reply:

While we do enjoy the colors of a rainbow, we have no interest in little blue men. Good Luck!

Charles Town WV
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Spoke to soon.... Two emails from SM. No one followed the 150 word essay requirement.

One wrote, "...Your direct profile and experience in the lifestyle are very appealing to me."

Uh OK?? We have been in the LS for 9 months and only actively playing for just about 4, so I don't know if we are 'experienced'

Replied with standard reply of thank you but not actively seeking single gentlemen but will keep them in consideration.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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So how about it? Can I get access to your private pics? ;)

*sticks out tongue*

Waxahachie TX
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For the most part all we have been getting communication wise has been SM and some couples telling us how great and funny our profile is. It looks like we have the reputation as the fun and funny couple. We have become the SLS sit-com couple --- great.....

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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