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"I write longer form emails in MS Word and cut n paste. "

So, in other words, "I may be a total douche nozzle, but at least I'm honest."

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While 99% of messages I get now are from mostly SM males who obviously did not read my profile. I did get one from a SM that was nothing more than a nice message where he wished me luck and nicely asked for some input on his profile. I referred him to forums after I gave him my opinion of his profile. It is nice to simply get an out of the blue message that is normal.

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From a male after an obvious cut & paste; he mentioned that we had sci-fi in common . . . ah nope. It doesn't change anything still I thought it was nice of him to respond.:

"Apologies

I might explain what happened, and yes it was careless. I write longer form emails in MS Word and cut n paste. You got one intended for someone else. I didn't double check to assure that it was the one meant for you. I guess that I didn't properly clear my buffer and copy the new message.

Sorry about wasting your time, perhaps you at least found it modestly entertaining, but more likely a bit annoying,"

Oak Ridge NC
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SM:

"Good Morning that is a very nice profile I'm trying to get back into the swing of things but it is hard being single"

Reply:

"Good morning. Thanks for the compliment. The best way to get into the swing of things is be social, go to clubs and events where there are alot of people to get to know, then the house party invites should follow. When attending clubs, events or house parties, ask the hosts if they can certify you and your profile so couples and Singles females will know you are who you say you are. Oh, an never know a stranger! ;-)

Good luck and best regards,"

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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Oh, you didn't get the follow up email then?

It read: neener neener neener!

BT

(...And no, I won't be your date)

New Orleans LA
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One I received yesterday:

From: SLS_Events Subject: SLS Daisy Dukes Party at Colette NOLA

Under the "Door Fees" section is this line:

"Single Men: Not Permitted"

Umm, thanks for sending me the invitation.

Florence MS
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We've *almost* never encountered that, R&S. Maybe 5 times in all our time on SLS, and only once since we moved to Florida.

Windermere FL
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Yes...twice just this week. Although not really "beggars", more like alzheimer's patients. People that send you a very short introductory message but seem to forget that we already chatted and let them know we weren't interested....like 6 months ago.

I don't normally hit the block button, but it got a little bit of a workout this week.

Anyway, to keep with the original theme of this post, here is my absolute favorite...in its entirety: "I'd live (sic) to drive down and eat your pussy"

A "couple", 46 miles away, free member, no pics, and last online 347 days ago (as of today).

Muncie IN
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Is anyone else seeing an increase in "beggers"? You know, the people you turn down that just keep coming back to ask you to reconsider. It's getting annoying for us.

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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You want up think about it?

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