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Man, everyone loves that one. Like I said in another post, it's not my favorite, but I do like it. Apparently that's the most popular of the new ones.

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"I'm here till Sunday and need a release."

Wow. There's a classic line.

Thanks for leaving your pics open BTW. I had to check and glad I did. Eight ball in the corner pocket. Dayum!

Wenatchee WA
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Well until 5 minutes ago he could at least get his jollies from our public pics.

Windermere FL
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But he needs a release. :(

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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(sigh)

Single male: I read your profile. I saw what you wrote about single guys and I understand. I'm here till Sunday and need a release. If you'd like to meet...

I repeat:

"I saw what you wrote about single guys and I understand."

No you fucking DON'T!

Windermere FL
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Subject: makeucum

Email: "Hello. I gave a good 10in for you if you want"

Let me hop right on that!

Philadelphia PA
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They must like hub cap diamond star halos in Delhi.......

Waxahachie TX
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Sure it was Delhi? Sounds more like Bang Galore

Wenatchee WA
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Subject Line: Us maybe

Hi!!!

There really needs to be emoji's here , like the eye roll.

Lafayette TN
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I like to bang it bang it

I like to bang it bang it

I like to bang it bang it

I like to - BANG IT!

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