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getting old on these free ones... one more today.. "hey your profile is great and does she like BBC" etc..I was not nice when we wrote back and for one he is a free member and they should be blocked from our profile.. but the BBC comment well is just rude again and we replied the same and blocked him. Some SM's just don't get it. WOW!

Brandon FL
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Yeah, my first thoughts too but the part I didnt include was he (or she?) said that my hubby could join. Which doesn't make sense seeing as how I'm not using our couples profile. I also think they are describing two different scenes in the same sentence. I got the mental image of a dude using a fake couple's profile jackin, kinda frothing and jerkin frantically while pecking at the keyboard with his left hand.

Aventura FL
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"I'd like to see my man lick your ass while you are getting fucked and I'm kissing you and he's eating me out..."

How is this physically possible, unless your ass and pussy are at least 3 feet apart or the guy's dick comes out of his chin? I'm trying to imagine how I could lick an ass while fucking a pussy just inches away? And he's licking her pussy whilst licking your ass AND she's also making out with you?

Windermere FL
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Got this the other day. It makes me sad. There's no reason why this can't happen, but it won't if it's the first thing you say to me.

"Free membership here and can't reply or see sent pics. My man and I want to give you the full monty with you alone or with your hubby. I'd like to see my man lick

your ass while you are getting fucked and I'm kissing you and he's eating me out... Mmmmmmmm text soon"

Aventura FL
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Got am email from a single guy who is a free member, no certs and calls himself a Bull right in his profile line. The following is directly copied from our profile:

"Single guys - if you reach out to us, please match the description above regarding what she is looking for. Also, if she cannot see your face as well as your body then there is no way she will even consider responding so please include in your initial email. If you call yourself a bull or a dom then we're not interested. Previous Certs for single guys are REQUIRED and free members will not be considered."

Normally we wouldn't even respond but I did just to point out the above from our profile. He responds back, not with an apology but saying how well he could please the Mrs. SMH.

Danvers MA
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Please forward their email addresses at your earliest convenience

Wenatchee WA
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I'll bet that there are some number of women who would ignore a thoughtful email but go for a "wanna fuck?" email.

Windermere FL
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Sort of an update to the old asking women in a bar if they want to fuck ploy of legend...only without the face slapping.

I don't know. I think 5% sounds pretty optimistic considering that unsolicited but thoughtful individual emails to people who's profile parameters I fit typically tend to elicit a response of any kind less than half the time.

Wenatchee WA
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And so the silver lining reveals itself.

Charles Town WV
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Here's the thing I'm wondering....

If a guy sends out a "let's fuck" email to everyone, I wonder what kind of "nibble" rate he gets.

Maybe it's 5%. Ok. So he sends out 200 emails - 10 want to fuck him?

Doesn't sound so bad. If blasting the locals with "let's fuck" got me a veritable heap of chicks each time, I might do it too. Sure, it might piss off most - but I still got pussy.

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