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Today:

"UR wife into young fit men?"

Reply:

"She'said got me for that.

What she's looking for here is old, worn out models...no hair is a plus. Know any? Send um on over. "

Tramp

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ok that was funny

Tuckerton NJ
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I'm envisioning a daily dosage of iron supplements and a XXX swinger variation of a movie called Meat the Fokker's.

~Allen

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Allen just has to make sure not to have any metal with him. The magnetic breasts might pull him in.

Tuckerton NJ
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I love it when Allen goes historical.

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All that behind the scenes stuff gets illuminated...puts stuff in perspective.

Tramp

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Pretty sure she would have remembered this modern day Shakespeare....

Lol

Tuckerton NJ
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Fokker's, I may have found prior interaction between you two and that BS artist:

"her inviting and irresistible sexy curves"

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You guys obviously invited him to a function of some sort and enjoyed yourselves so immensely that you cannot remember.

Or maybe have a sit down talk with her curves and tell them to stop sending out uninformed invites....lol

~Allen

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Keep wondering BT......

Make sure to take your canary down with you.

Tuckerton NJ
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I wonder too.

From an upside standpoint, over the years, I guarantee they've improved your reception, Mr. F... ;-)

Ok...back to the coal mines.

BT

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BT, those magnetic breasts have been problematic over the years. Back on the age of CRT monitors and TVs, we had to constantly deguasse them after she would get within a few feet of them. But they were great for erasing the old VHS tapes.

They are very magnetic, my hands and mouth always finds them with ease ;)

I wonder what he would have said if he had seen our private gallery....

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