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Well I say you just stay there, leave here and spare me your miserable attitude you paranoid fuck. What the hell happened to you?

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Yep, and it sure beats, "Hi, how are you" or those thinking they are the exception to the rule, spewing their stats and certs as some type of bragging rights.

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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Ah..how sweet.

Rutherford NJ
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From a SM on another site we use. He asks for nothing, but thanks us for bringing a smile forward.

"Hello: I had to say after reading your profile, I was extremely impressed with your personality pairings. They were wonderful and creative thank you for that, brought a smile on my face 😊"

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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Had one of the "beggars" I've talked about cross the line. He's young, he's new, he's horny, he has no game and he's closeted Bi (mentions liking man/man contact in profile but listed as straight)

He sent his 8th email this morning. All it said was "So you're really not interested?"

This after we both told him no and to stop emailing us or we would report him for harassment.

Well, congrats, he's been reported and joined our block party and I sent him an email telling him so. I left a little time to make sure he read it before employing the block. He read it and responded, "I'm really sorry!". BLOCK

THIS is why SMs get a bad reputation.

~rabbit~

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"I write longer form emails in MS Word and cut n paste. "

So, in other words, "I may be a total douche nozzle, but at least I'm honest."

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While 99% of messages I get now are from mostly SM males who obviously did not read my profile. I did get one from a SM that was nothing more than a nice message where he wished me luck and nicely asked for some input on his profile. I referred him to forums after I gave him my opinion of his profile. It is nice to simply get an out of the blue message that is normal.

North Port FL
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From a male after an obvious cut & paste; he mentioned that we had sci-fi in common . . . ah nope. It doesn't change anything still I thought it was nice of him to respond.:

"Apologies

I might explain what happened, and yes it was careless. I write longer form emails in MS Word and cut n paste. You got one intended for someone else. I didn't double check to assure that it was the one meant for you. I guess that I didn't properly clear my buffer and copy the new message.

Sorry about wasting your time, perhaps you at least found it modestly entertaining, but more likely a bit annoying,"

Oak Ridge NC
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SM:

"Good Morning that is a very nice profile I'm trying to get back into the swing of things but it is hard being single"

Reply:

"Good morning. Thanks for the compliment. The best way to get into the swing of things is be social, go to clubs and events where there are alot of people to get to know, then the house party invites should follow. When attending clubs, events or house parties, ask the hosts if they can certify you and your profile so couples and Singles females will know you are who you say you are. Oh, an never know a stranger! ;-)

Good luck and best regards,"

~Allen

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Oh, you didn't get the follow up email then?

It read: neener neener neener!

BT

(...And no, I won't be your date)

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