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From a SM 300 miles away, " I'd like to be stuck in you. " Think Ill pass,

Youngstown OH
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Single dude, of course:

"I read your profile"

(No, you didnt)

" and would love to meet you. Please let me know if you are interested. I am in the Miami/Orlando area for a week"

Miami and Orlando are 300 miles apart. That's like saying you're in the Boston/New York, or New Oreleans/Dallas area.

Idiot.

Windermere FL
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SM: WOW you need a ride on my bike!

ME: WOW no pics. You just wasted both of our time.

Tallahassee FL
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"We're interested if you are."

Now how does one refuse that???

~lady~

Alpharetta GA
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"Hi we are hot". Uh, ok. "Love to meet you ". ~Delete~

Seattle WA
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I know, right!!

Tallahassee FL
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Just plain painful.

Lafayette TN
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(Shaking head in disbelief)

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Ding! Ding! Ding! I think we have a winner!!!

When replying to an email, I told them I wasn't interested and that I spend most of my time on SLS forums. Their reply??? (drum roll, please)

"Understand co.pletely and we are not either. What is SLS? Just curious? "

Tallahassee FL
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@KJ - LMAO. It's like the one I got - "You have really firm breasts for an older woman."

And for the ones who want free porn, I tell them I don't donate to their free porn collection. Either respect me of STFU.

My all time favorite line - which was the only line - "Do you swallow?" Not for you.

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