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@ Kibbie, Pixie and I would love to have you join us for a trip out to disappearing island. Ours is is certainly no cruise ship per se, but wait till you see how much fun we have making shit disappear.

Like my cock.

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From a gumby in the canary islands:

"You are nice coples kiss"

I am going to have to wait on Tramp to interpret this one. It was clearly written using Trampolean dialect.

~lady~

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Hope that flight isn't on D**ta....after today, we may or may not need that in an alias.

Tramp

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We got that email too. Can't wait to see you guys again. Waiting on our boarding passes and flight info. Going to see you guys sooner than we thought.

~lady~

8^)))))

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Somebody message me their profile name so I can contact them and ask why I was left out. I want a free vacation

Mcallen TX
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Smooth, don't feel bad I didn't get an invite either.

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Where the hell is our free cruise invite?

Guess it must have fallen thru the cracks while navigating thru the family of "smooth" profiles. :/

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"Hello guys,

We will be going on a cruise leaving from Miami on 10/22 and are looking for a nice cple to join us, so we all can enjoy the fun and the activities in and out of the bedroom.. Let us know if you would be interested,

Looking forward to hearing back from you soon,"

Look familiar? Yep, the exact same email VA got. lol

Here is rabbit's reply:

"WOW! Thanks. This is like winning the lottery! Being offered a free cruise is awesome. I assume you are also paying for our airfare and expenses to get to Miami as well, Are we also provided an entertainment allowance for off-ship excursions?

I'm guessing that you must have bought out about half the boat since you sent the exact same email to other people we know here on SLS. It will be nice to see them! Some of them we've never met in person but since they have pics open to us we should recognize them...We can't say we would recognize you though...unless you actually do look like Gumby people.

Anyway, thanks again and please forward us our flight info and boarding passes."

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venicegal, i always reply "you must not have read my profile" or "you obviously didn't read my profile" to folks like that--in the case of your message received, i would've just deleted. that was totally off the wall.

let it slide right off like water off a duck's back, not worth getting upset by, more to be amused by.

Bridgewater NJ
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Pees-- she must have been the girl in the pic I approved a few days ago.

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