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WTF - here I am in Savannah, hot and horny with a hall pass.

Amazing to me how little game people have when emailing.

SMs with dumb one liners and no pics. Others that want me to drive a half an hour or more to them

Couples aren't much better but with them I'm getting a lot of "one is hot/one is not" trying to sell the set because of the hot one. And others that *think* they are fit but obviously own a funhouse mirror.

On the bright side I have gotten a few great emails and hot prospects. Ah, decitions, decisions.

~rabbit~

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Distillery employee?

Windermere FL
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subject: hi

message: what's u r no sexy?

from some dude whose profile is listed in scotland.

really?

~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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Hey, give the guy a break. Mongo only pawn in game of life. ;)

Waxahachie TX
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@ VA and Jenna

Those are the two funniest post I have ever enjoyed on Forums. I am literally laughing my ass off. Thanks. Tears running down my eyes with laughter.

Seguin TX
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"Does not sound to smart to me."

It's okay hon. Gorgeous girls get away with that shit.

Cocoa Beach FL
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"Me Tarzan. You Jenna. We have fun now."

Windermere FL
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Nothing in the subject line, his message; "I strong big black man with big strong dick, I smart man, I hear for fun, hit me back". With that I thought of the planet fitness commercial where the big guy said "I pick things up, I put things down". I "HEAR" for fun. Does not sound to smart to me. Blocked.

Delaware City DE
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Wow. I'm soooo sorry you felt that way! Wow, how could you possibly resist?

South Beloit IL
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We had a reply back to our "no thanks" - the first in a while, which was sort of pouting like "wow... we really thought you'd like us". It wasn't angry - just pouty.

I considered replying back suggesting that they not do that, but figured that wasn't a good idea.

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