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...and this is the profile! Lol:

Dom FEM looking for submissive girl friend

I AM looking for a lady to give me my first BI experience. I am very laid back and cool. This lady needs to be sexy and attractive just like me....This is something I have been wanting to try for a long time. My husband has given me the green light to try it. Iam not looking for single MEN please respect that. I am ok with a female thats part of a couple. MY husband will be apart of this I am very open and I LIKE all races: beautiful and sexy is non negotiable. Due to the overwhelming amount of email it takes me a little time to respond to everyone so please be patient with us. DISCLAIMER. If I really like you them you might get this pussy on a regular ...lol

Looking for. ...ONLY LOOKING females. I will not play with your man and no he cant watch.

Danvers MA
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Him: Hung BBC here. Whats up how are you doing? Will be in New Haven CT on sunday for a job interview. Would love to meet and play.

Me: Dude - you are 3 hours away, and all pics of a girl except one of your dick. Get a clue.

Him: DOM BBC HUBBY here thats plays alone at time with the right couple or female. what's up so sexy...would love to get to know you.

Danvers MA
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second doozie of the week: single male profile contacted me weeks ago; "my partner and i want to meet you."

supposedly a SF FWB (not from the site).

well after weeks he finally asked yesterday if i only meet with couples or if i meet with SM too.

i reply i do but i have a favourite and you contacted me as a couple so if i am not meeting both of you we aren't meeting. he says okay i will talk to her.

dude.....smh.

Bridgewater NJ
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got a short e mail from a couples profile this morning; i think the 4th or 5th. most of them i ignored. this morning i checked the profile: 40-plus photos, him, her, both of them.

text of profile says "my girlfriend won't be interested in doing this with me any more so i am looking for a new girlfriend" and elsewhere on the proflle "looking for a new girlfriend"

i sent back the easy button "no thank you good luck in your search" response

dude sends back "Hi U 2" then blocks me.

at least now he won't show up in the WVM any longer.

Bridgewater NJ
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So u got our birdie? Haha

Dallas GA
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Got a birdie from a couple, they were ok~ish... but in the process of checking them out I read their cert. Dude by the name of stonewolf. Kinda Diggin...just sayin

Mcallen TX
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LMAO. You folks are a hoot. Sadly, it's not a laughing matter. But I love this thread. :-)))))

Seguin TX
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Opening our profile to free.members right now...it's my civic duty, I'm bored, and...you just can't make this sh** up. Lol

Tramp

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*snort*

well hey, if he's that free with his 5 messages, he's not going to bother too many members.

silver lining!

Bridgewater NJ
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I got a brief birdie from a free member single male in his late twenties. All it said was something like hi, how are yuo? Obviously had not read my profile or would have known better. I sent him a brief message back stating i hated that he wasted one of his rationed birdies...dumb shit wrote back. All it said was lol {palm plant to forehead}

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