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Pie > Cake

I'm just sayin'

Waxahachie TX
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Cakes are different from pie, but you can use pi if you calculating the cake.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Im tryna gt in them juicy cakes

Classic.

Windermere FL
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"Drop ya number babe. Im tryna gt in them juicy cakes xxx-xxx-xxx_ jxxx Bbc all day hit my phone"

Who knew that I have juicy cakes?! Wait... What are "cakes"?!

Philadelphia PA
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I agree, current! However, I do find some comic relief in that at least 2 people think this stuff works. Vaginal cells? Really? His previous messages were more personalized and couldn't be plagiarized, though.

Harrisburg PA
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The fact that it was plagiarized is disappointing and somewhat diminishes the comic impact.

Wenatchee WA
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a fella emailed us with great interest in my wife's "moist folds". I thought that was as sexy a comment as I've heard in a while

Danville VT
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Don't know if he stole it or is the original author but I found the exact same ad placed on CL in Albuquerque NM

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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Is he stealing the material? or is he the Craigslist poster as well?! Maybe he really just wants somebody to talk 'nerdy' to.... Though he would probably be better served in sending those type of emails to people with equally "eloquent" profiles...

Philadelphia PA
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Doesn't surprise me, except it just means there's more people who write like this. He is from the DC area so it makes sense he'd find material there.

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