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first message from a fairly new to the site single male. decent profile, decent pics.

(and this is where he crashes and burns....cause he didn't. READ. the. profile.)

subject: Hi

message: How's it going?

(since i'm not meeting anyone new these days, he'll get the "you didn't read my profile, i'm not meeting new people. good luck.")

Bridgewater NJ
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Got one today that I know he did not read my profile. I have a feeling that his message to me was and is one of those mass messages. I hate when guys do this, and in looking at his profile and how long he has been on the site and no certs, it's no wonder.

His message, "Hey good morning how are you. How's your week going. You look so sexy would love to chat. If you have Kik mines ********### hope to ttyl. I'm ***** btw"

I have no tolerance for guys who do not read my profile, no reply. One thing for sure, guys like this make the good ones shine.

Delaware City DE
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@Scott.... I like that it is a statement, not a question.

Philadelphia PA
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You want a blow job. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX. Not THAT bad.

South Beloit IL
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What she's looking for here is old, worn out models...no hair is a plus. Know any? Send um on over.

How YOU doin'?

Waxahachie TX
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"At this point, I'd say she seems to be more into "fit, older" guys"

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Why Smooth...that's probably the nicest thing said about me since the last time Ahoy called me an idiot.

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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Lol.

Another gem:

"hi love to chat. I will be in Atlanta next month for a night"

Replied:

"So, you did read our profile...charming. Alas, we won't be chatting that particular night...maybe next chat night."

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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At this point, I'd say she seems to be more into "fit, older" guys. But hey, that could change. Right? lol.

Lemont IL
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Today:

"UR wife into young fit men?"

Reply:

"She'said got me for that.

What she's looking for here is old, worn out models...no hair is a plus. Know any? Send um on over. "

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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ok that was funny

Tuckerton NJ
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