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" Hey there. May be closer to 8. I have to run to store and get some BBQ sauce for tomorrow"

Our couples date. Smfh. 2nd time late and we all know Wally world has it 24/7. Buh-bye!

It's okay, the Mrs. is playing with a dancer.... Oh, we are strip clubbing it now... lol making fun we ever we go. I GTG! They are asking me over. :-)

Charles Town WV
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LOVE that answer!

Mcallen TX
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We got one on another site which said "What kind of single guy catches your eye?"

I usually just ignore these, but responded with "The kind that bothered to read our profile. Hint: It's not you."

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" "Nice Breasteses""

Was it Gollum??

Windermere FL
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Seriously? Sitting in our vehicle, outside of a dance club, waiting on our dates to arrive and this comes thru:

"Would love to Orally Massage the Lady...to CUMpletion, REPEATEDLY, before 69ing, Rimming,Reverse Cowgirl,Doggy ?? Style,DP.......n Creampie.

My Talented Tounge N Throbbing 9 awaits in Haymarket VA."

The Mrs. is replying, complimenting him on his ability to read our profile.....lol

Charles Town WV
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well you've gotta admit, they *are* nice breasteses. or, if you prefer, bodacious ta-tas.

;-)~

Manville NJ
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Just turned me completely on. Haha. I was like uhm thanks. Haha

Dallas GA
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WOW, that's impressive !!!! Did it make you all warm and fuzzy.... LOL.. XOXOXO Rosie

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I just got one today that said: "Nice Breasteses". That's all. Haha

Dallas GA
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HA HA HA HA here is another good one from another asshole " Looking for skinny, average, or some fat." so diverse another SM from the Philly area.... I must be an asshole magnate... LOL... guy's take it from those 2 assholes that I posted. I know most of you guy's know how to act, SO PLEASE DON"T DO what these guy's did.... XOXOXO Rosie

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