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Free Willie!
{Sorry, HAD to!} Seriously, though, PG I have had a radical increase in birdies and profile views recently. ... Strange. I guess I really AM having a Pavlovian effect on people.....hmmmmm..... |
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Mcallen TX
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They are called dickcicles, BT. It sounds like a joke, but I have come close to frostbite there during a long ski over a frozen lake. I actually had to stuff a mitten in my pants to save my willey.
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Danville VT
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so the changing of the profile didn't work, proving that people really don't read them. Two doozies today.
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Bet its cold up there in the northern kingdom. Better shake the blood back into that thing afor'in it snaps off like an icecicle!
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Desert Hot Springs CA
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shaking stick as we type
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Danville VT
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"...more pussy in my house than you can shake a stick at."
I'll be the judge of that! LOL! |
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Desert Hot Springs CA
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Adopt a kitten?!? That's the last thing I need to do! There's already more pussy in my house than you can shake a stick at!
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Mcallen TX
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You want nice? Adopt a kitten. LOL!
I haven't received any doosies since the midget email. I'm hopeful that the holidays, typically, a time for loneliness and horniness, will bring out the literary lions. |
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Desert Hot Springs CA
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that's just WRONG, dude! {but oh so funny!}
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Mcallen TX
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Give him Zippy's contact info. According to Zippy, he won't know the difference or care.
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