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This was in my inbox last night: "hi kibbles, signed on tonight hopng to find some companionship...found myself all the way out in texas without finding any. and now i find myself looking at your photos, and the desire to touch myself was overwhelming, so now i am...i hope you don't mind. yours truly, XXXX" I replied with something about I hope he enjoys himself. Then, I got: " with you as my inspiration, how could i help but enjoy myself? " then "OMG!!, you are GLORIOUS! "....I'm flattered he and Rosie had a good night.
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I did not open for them. I posted a face pic and they saw it. They emailed me. A couple days later at a BBQ they joked about it and actually told me they know some people next time I get to town. I was rather shocked they are on here.
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Lady - how nice of them to be ok with you getting a room for them... Lol. Unbelievable.
Coyote - I'm both amused and horrified that a relative found you and that you opened your pics. Did they? |
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Kibbles, if the email had come from you, even those few words would have piqued my interest!
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Soooo, wanna meet up?
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Mcallen TX |
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This one came the other night:
Hey that was is, so Kip being the smart ass he is sent back Ho The return was something along the lines of WE WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU. CAN YOU HOST? IF NOT YOU CAN GET A ROOM. IT'S OK WITH US.
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Oooh, here's something that really catches our attention and makes us feel like they actually read our profile. From a couple, no less: "check us out" That is quite literally all they wrote. ;-(
Makes me just want to pack up the toys and run right over! |
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Sheboygan Falls WI |
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I traveled out of town to visit my parents. They live quite far away. Got an email saying Hey "....." is that you? It was a relative. I opened my pics. What a shock.
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a funny yet sexy 21 yr old dude in Mobile: "Omg I can NOT believe I found you on here!!! You remember me right?? It's been so long, but I can never forget that night, you were SO sexy looking. Every guy wanted you, but you picked me up...and omg was that night amazing. Best sex I've ever had, seriously, but....unfortunately I wasn't wearing birth control, and I think you got me pregnant.... =/ I hope that made you laugh, very interested in getting to know you =P" WAAAY younger that my limit, but adorable none the less!
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This one is priceless. From a single male 37 with no pictures.
"I screen all chicks through Face Talk to make sure your real, come play with me there " Ummmmm???? Hello ? Who is screening who here, I didn't contact you! Admittedly I had to look up WTF Face Talk was . Yup I'm getting old. Mrs Sav |
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