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Welcome VeniceGal, I see you are new on the block here in forums and not to far from each other so I can almost call you neighbor. Might make for an interested time to meet for girls night out. Like Tramp said, you get some real boneheads that do and write things that just have me SMH. (Shaking My Head).

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Lol. That's (sexy librarian) exactly what I was gonna say!

And one more thing...

Be judicious with blocking these knuckleheads. The material you can get from them is priceless...just can't make that stuff up! Lol

Tramp

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Got one, profile had two sentences in it, no pictures, and his message was - "Good times no limits and always looking for a party". My reply, was going to be good, have fun but I decided that he did not read my profile being he is way too young I just blocked him. I am getting way to many messages now that are garbage.

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Tramp, maybe it gives her the librarian look and you like the quite freaky type, just saying, don't know the lady but again, just saying.

Venice FL
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BTW...have I mentioned that I just love those glasses?

I don't know why, but they just rock my...

Tramp

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After changing tagline, I received this cute message:

I assume you are looking for men with big imaginations?

Clemmons NC
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Could have been a keeper rabbit...a diamond in the ruff, ruff.

Tramp

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You boys are such rabid dogs when it comes to fresh pussy. It's adorable.

Welcome to the shark tank Venice.

Just arrived in our inbox. Free member. One pic of a woman.

"How's it going. I'll hanging out in New Orleans in a little while if interested. Your wife is hot. If you have kik I can send pics"

my reply, "Despite your well written and personable email and fascinating, personality packed profile full of pictures of BOTH of you along with descriptions and info about who the TWO of you are , I think we will have to take a pass."

Profile reads:

Looking For: "A nice looking female to give wife a ladies touch. Maybe some sensual messages , threesomes. Wife has done this before but never eaten the kitty yet. Would like to find her a lady that her kitty taste and smells good. Looking for average to nice body, pretty face."

Description: "In joy good company and love to see chemistry build ..............................................................."

Am I crazy to pass this up? <<eyeroll>>

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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"but if their emails to me are poor I have come to learn about the block feature really fast."

That's exactly why I haven't emailed you yet; still polishing the fifth draft. Look for it sometime after Thanksgiving.

Btw, you've violated well-established forum protocol that calls for you to open all your private pics to the person who first welcomed you to the forums.

So show me ur tits.

Just kidding.

Sorta.

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LMAO ...... again too funny man ........

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