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smooth: your absolute....absolutely does *not* apply in my case.

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Trust me when I say a lot of the hype around firefighters is overblown and undeserved.

Lafayette TN
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But, but, but, he's a firefighter! Didn't you see that? LOL.

I've said it 100 times. If he is a firefighter, or has ever been, even those who retired 20 yrs ago, or even just a volunteer from some two horse county outfit in BFE, he is either going to put it in the profile, or his profile pic will be him in some form of FF gear.

Why? Because there are actually a few absolutes in this lifestyle and one of them is the fact that all women are dying to fuck firefighters. Pffffft.

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Sigh...from a free member, "couple" profile with no pics and only 2 vague lines of text in the profile itself

"I am a local firefighter who has a great sense of humor and a lot of respect to all involved.. would love to chat with u a go from there.. if u have kik plz im me there.. my id is xxxx.. hope to hear from u soon"

He heard from me but certainly not the message he was hoping for.

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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Ask him what's behind door no. two.

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Alpharetta GA
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From another SM who saw we were going to be at a pool this weekend.

"friday around 2pm is fine ? drinks, pool and good sex... thats the deal !!!!"

Should we let him know we're still busy that weekend?

~S~

New Orleans LA
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I can't believe you stole that bitch's line.

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"Would def love to play with you wife when you guys come to town"

We replied we were busy that weekend.

New Orleans LA
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Married dood playing on the side. Have to give him props for honesty at least.

"So how does one get to be with this amazing creature?"

Answer: Look, I won't lie. I do have my moments. Impressive even, at times. But "amazing" might be over doing it a bit.

A bit. :)

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BAZINGA !

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