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No flies on you Kibbs. What an incrediblyself-deprecating coinkadink!

New Orleans LA
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yer pushin 50 yourself, blue man....

Mcallen TX
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Probably some almost 50 year old looser!

New Orleans LA
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"YOUTH IS WASTED ON THE YOUNG, LOL"

Some random dude in my email.....think he was trying to flirt or something?

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ummm Ink darling unless you are actually covering your finger that ain't going to do you much good.

Just got an email from a SM, no pics, crappy one liner profile who wants to chat on yahoo. 50 something and uses text speak. ummm no.

Louisville KY
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Hell, I need a leaf/lawn bag

Danville VT
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Tee hee! If it's so large it requires hefty cinch sack......I say"NO PARKING"

Memphis TN
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Pfffftttttt! Hefty cinch sack for that garbage

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Related to the"represent that I have a big cock and that is the key to the door" delusion of many single males, another great line is that provided to explain why the SM can't wear a condom----"my cock is so big that nocompany makes a condom large enough to fit".

The former single male previously known as Uriah (aka "Mr, BS Detector").

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LWC....sounds like he over-statedthe size of his pecker to begin with.

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