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contrast:

Hi how r u (total content) from a completely unknown SM (~delete~ ain't even getting the easy button response)

with the. best. e mail. ever. received this morning (chezdarlin that's staying in the inbox unopened so i can re-read often and smile :-*)

Bridgewater NJ
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Every once in a while one slips through from a SM.

I sure would like her to sit on my face while I use my talented tongue to bring her to orgasm over and over.

Not even a Hello? They wonder why we have SM blocked.

Lake Butler FL
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single guy sent a message with subject: bi friends

message: Hi I am looking for a bi woman for play times and more. (name)

i sent the thanks but if you had read my profile you will have noticed i have a boyfriend and am not interested in single men...good luck in your search.

this morning he sends: "things do change"

~delete~

SMH.

Bridgewater NJ
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We had a SM send us the lame, "Hi, how are you?" email a few times over the last two months and since we try to reply to everyone, we would answer, "Fine, and you?"

So three days ago he writes, "Hey, I am going to be in town this weekend." Rabbit replied, "That's great, thanks for letting us know, you have fun."

Yesterday we get another, "Hi, how are you." as if he didn't remember emailing us previously. Rabbit replied with, "We would be doing fine if you would stop sending us spam emails."

His reply: "Spam? Don't worry, I'll block you and it won't happen again. Rude much?"

Thanks! Saved us the trouble.

;^D

New Orleans LA
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"World's greatest liver? Does that come with onions? "

Maybe he can just drink a lot?

Windermere FL
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Got an e-mail today from a FWB couple. "Hi" nothing else. Read their profile & they both had significant others whom they were cheating on so they needed to be discreet!

Didn't bother to respond. Sheesh!

Villas NJ
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Hannibal, LOL!

Villas NJ
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Or fava beans and a nice chianti perhaps??

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Not an email but a Hot Date posted by a gumby SM.

"Not to be arrogant, gut one of the world's greatest livers us looking for fun on a Saturday night. Shall we meet and I will let you decide if I am right?"

World's greatest liver? Does that come with onions?

~S~

New Orleans LA
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Single blue gumby:

Free Member, no pics. But, very close by. Got something right.

"Let's Meet"

Um.. let's not. I wanted to reply with "I could give you directions, but I'm guessing you can't read them."

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From his profile:

Looking For:

new experiences , new things lookinf for beautiful couples

Description:

beutiful smart horny and sex ! very funny and open minded

Windermere FL
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