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from a younger bi SM:

hi....i just moved to _____. lmk if u r interested.

(~delete~)

and don't get me started on the 2 single dudes who sent IMs. (also deleted).

they. just. don't. read!!!!

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new to the site SM free member zero photos...i did not read the profile.

starts his message saying he read my entire profile and he's new to the site, not sure how this works, and then launches in to a longish message "selling" himself as a good candidate to meet him.

uhm, dude....you did *not* read the profile! i. have. a. boyfriend.

i was politer than that but i did recommend he read the forums and wished him good luck.

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Got an email from a supposed former college professor. It was all caps, with loads of spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes ending in "LETS TALK PLEASE NOT TYPE..OK,,EASIER TO INTERACT AM AT (xxx) xxx-xxx..YOUR #?" I had to check the profile just to see if it could get worse. It did. I think the profile used to be a couples profile, converted over to a SM. There was still lots of "we" and tits pics from her. According to the profile, he does have permission to play alone... not that we are going to take him up on it. Smh. Mrs98

Philadelphia PA
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did you lose power . she in a freaky mood

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In my best Kirk voice "And maybe there is no peace in this world for the single male...I don't know" "But i do know that as he lives he must be true to himself"

We are rooting for you man. When all else fails send out the dicks..

Rutherford NJ
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LOL.."Clearly"..I'm not. . oh crap now I gotta go change into my Spartacus suit just to make sure.

Rutherford NJ
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OnT, not an e mail but an IM from a new SM profile, free member, no photos, and it is like mega obvious the dude totally ignored what my profile has to say:

"I like women that are strong, powerful, and well spoken. You are impressive."

(rolling eyes....dude, ya didn't read!!! ~delete~)

Bridgewater NJ
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Silly BT, Trix are for kids...

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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What?? I'm working on getting a GF! For Cereal...

BT

New Orleans LA
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....who would lead?

ducking

running

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