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IM from a SM whose mail messages i have (politely) declined on multiple occasions (typed exactly as it appears in the IM log):

"no luv huh"

Manville NJ
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Had to laugh receiving:

". . . you seem like a very pleasant person"

all I could think was "thanks mom!"

Haverhill MA
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From a much younger couple that didn't read our profile:

"hey hows it going"

They are way under our age limit and smokers, two things that we are pretty firm on. I rejected them politely.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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from a significantly younger SM, no prior communication.

"hi how r u"

(yes all lower case, no punctuation.)

sowwy, dude....delete.

Manville NJ
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We've encountered that before. We are not interested in those.

Windermere FL
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We had a normal back and forth here then as soon as we started to message off sls it came out : we are married to others that don't know and want to get into the lifestyle to improve our own relationship?

Wtf?

Edgewood FL
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The SAME GUY wrote this email a few hours later

Hello! I just want to say that I am interested in having lunch. I rather see if we do have a similar interest. Though friends seem better to have fun with. So , I work abroad as I recently arrived back.. not a hurry. I just only want to kondly know friends. Thr otger stuff.if we think maybe. Otherwise, you can tell the ladies they are lucky.

So while I am here, I would like to know you as friends. Nothing more.

If you read great. As I did read your profile.

I do freelance and contract my professional licensed career.

(Name)

Windermere FL
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Hi! How's your day going? I would lije to join you fir a casual evening for a happy hoir as we talk and nibble on an appetizer. While talking. We can see our chemistry as we talk. It is a nice conversation.

I am back in town from my 3 month gig.

Plus it is actually nice to meet similar lifestylesr's..????

Kindly text or call (number)

(Name)

Windermere FL
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We've received some lovely, creative, well-thought out messages, too. We knew we'd have to take the good with the bad....in all of its manifestations. That's just part of it. It's still fun to vent about it, though ;-)

Blue Ash OH
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Yosaf & Rolla welcome to the fun house.

I'd say the messages will get infinitely better, ahhhh you've already read evidence to the contrary.

Clemmons NC
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