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"I how are you? I read your profile. But I had to write any way. If you block me so be it."

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Just got this from a brand new, free member

"I'm 31 years old married and she doesn't know. Im very open sexually but am straight, I have bi curious on the site because I do not mind playing with a couple if the male is bi,but by no means is it needed. "

WHOOT WHOOT! All aboard the skeevy drama train!

I think I'll let Scamp handle the negative reply.

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 888 good one LOL

Pennsauken NJ
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I am not sure, but from the pic, the front of his underwear is.... :-X

Charles Town WV
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Is that like Miller beer "the Champagne of Beer's ????? I bet his email box is full LOL Full of crap!!!

Pennsauken NJ
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We have in our header: On a mission to be better than BBQ sauce.

SM IM: " She is like the champagne of BBQ sauce! :) "

:-)

Charles Town WV
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Oh, I totally agree there! Simply commenting on the entertainment value of the content of the message.

Mcallen TX
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Yes, it was a nice read from the usual emails, but failed on it's face due to the subject line of the email saying "a hot mfm fantasy" and the email contents being nothing about mfm....lol

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i thought the same, kibbs.

the other day i got a new message: "hi how r u" from a "couple" profile that has next to no verbiage, no pics open. radar says it's a dude not actually a couple.

last night, one IM. "?"

ohtay. deleted message and IM. dude: i don't IM. i don't respond to text speak messages from nonexistent profiles.

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Makes for a nice read.

Beats the hey let's get together for drinks, here's my ~somewhere outdide of here~contact info

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