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So a couple of days ago...

"Hi, so when do you guys want to play with me and my short, sweet, horny, bbw girlfriend? We do full swap and have experience. We are both straight."

Then today from the same SM...

"I also have another mature but very sexy woman i play with. She is thinner and a bit taller and light complexion but is also straight."

Guess it is nice to have choices...

Fullerton CA
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mrs U, i've said it before & i'll say it again: i like your style!

little demon, i think you, jennagirl, me, and a couple other nearby SFs should have a girls' night. it would be a treat and i am certain we would have an absolute blast trading stories over a drink (or two, or few...)

no new messages from unknown SMs today.

(whew!)

Bridgewater NJ
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just got home from work, signed in and get a single male message, no profile pic. He is paid and has private and personal pics. No subject line, his message consist of; "U Like?" and his pic was from his ugly mushroom dick with pencil dick shaft, he for one I did not block, rather I replied "Ugh, yuck, disgusting, your proud of that?" Lets see if I get a reply.

Delaware City DE
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I got a whole different type of welcome to SLS today; Subject, nothing. Body of message; Welcum to SLS! R u horny? Lets get acquainted. I love talking dirty. Not even going to entertain a reply, blocked. This was a Jersey dude. Not even close.

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Mrs U,

RIGHT ON GIRLFRIEND! I love that idea, would you be offended if I took a picture like that to use it myself to the clowns that send those type of messages.

Marydel DE
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Welcome LittleDemon!

I'd tell the dudes offering to slap and ream your butt that they would have to bend over first, lol. Of course, for added effect I would also snap a picture of my hand holding the biggest, thickest dildo in the sex toy store and attach it to my reply to those wonderful SM's.

Have fun!

MRs. U

Memphis TN
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TBR, LMOA with that -- "I'm a single male and have been on the site for 30 minutes. Why don't I have a line of hot chicks at my front door wanting to fuck me?" emails. MOST (not all) I get are guys who think I am here just for them, got this clown from CT that was saying how exciting it would be to slap my ass while he reams me. I was tempted to reply with an "In your dreams" but I decided just to block him.

Frederica DE
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Goes along with all of the "Why don't people have sex the way I want them to?" and "I'm a single male and have been on the site for 30 minutes. Why don't I have a line of hot chicks at my front door wanting to fuck me?" emails.

Fullerton CA
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TBR, now I find that funny. Some dudes just don't get that maybe people who are taking a break still will stay on to stay in touch with friends and I must admit, I find Forums addictive.

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Title: Taking a break?

Body: Then why online?

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