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From a FREE Acct (which we have blocked) Bi SF (with a couple's picture) that is 800mi+ away:

"I enjoyed looking at your wife,she has a great looking ass. I am a ass man. Merry Christmas"

Why thank you. Merry Christmas.

Ass MAN? lol

So much fail from that one in so many ways. Reminds me of recently being blocked, then directly posting/scolding to and then profile threatened while going against the TOS......... like the sheriff holding an illegal execution, in front of an audience and showing off the size of their gun, while making me being absent for it.

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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here's a different approach from a SM.

paraphrasing, he says he likes my profile and my picture and he's seen me on another site with the same pictures, where i flirted with him (gives me his user name on the other site and his off site contact info), and he looks forward to hearing back from me.

oooookay...well, dude, what's the username on the other site (so i can contact that site's admin to have them shut down my pics if it is my pics -used without my knowledge or permission) but sorry, that's not me, and sorry, i'm *not interested *

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Received last night from a single male who obviously didn't read our profile a single he didn't follow directions:

"Hi! BBC from Monmouth County. I'm d&d free, and I would love to meet and pleasure your thick sexy wife. I've played with other wives, and they enjoyed my thick and wide cock. And yes! I enjoy licking pussy, no cream pies waiting. I have additional pic's on my cell. xxx-xxx-xxxx and kik xxxxxxxxx."

Why thank you for the 'nice' gentlemanly (not) words, but I think even with all your charm we are going to pass...

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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"Can I feel your pretty peach pussy?"

My response: Dude that is my wife. She loves sex but is not a whore. Is that the way u start conversations with a lady? We will have to pass.

Good looking guy who is just an idiot.

SB

Dallas GA
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So... Potatoes and cornbread what are y'all doing tonight. ;0)

SB

Dallas GA
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from a SM.

30 yrs old (strike one)

5 ft 5 (strike two)

subject: Hey

message:

Hey gorgeous I m in _______.i can meet up with you today. xxx-xxx-xxxx. Let me have the pleasure to meet you.

(strike three--dude, ya didn't *read* the profile!!!!)

easy button: i have a boyfriend and i am not interested in meeting single men. it says it right there at the top of my profile. good luck.

Bridgewater NJ
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The most common one we get from couples and single men is the same, "You two want to meet up tonight?" Or, "What are you guys doing tonight?" Clearly states in our profile we will not just run right over and jump into bed. Our country really has a lot of ADD individuals running around lol!

Rialto CA
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I set up a single female profile so I can set up a true surprise that the hubby wants. I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of emails received on my first day. Most of them actually were more than one line and acknowledged what I was looking for.

Then I got this IM... " hello sexy goddess boos how are you today may i be allowed to masterbate on cam for you please boss"

Are there actually enough women out there that are into that, for a guy to send IMs like that?! Do these guys actually get answers?!

Philadelphia PA
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They had IM'd us previously to tell us they liked our profile. I said "Thanks". That was all.

I could direct them to that part of the fora, but I can't email them. This isn't worth the effort....

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VAbeach, I have to ask, they say "sorry to bother y'all again". Had they really contacted you previously? Because I can't imagine cold sending my profile to a random couple for review! If they are new, i might kindly point them to the "better profile" tab, otherwise, SMH.

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