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okay another first contact from another SM.

time for another profile tweak.

Bridgewater NJ
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some dood who said "text me sometime"

and....oh-tay.....drum roll....no number to text to.

hm.

as bart simpson would say: d'oh!

***having fun***

Bridgewater NJ
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That pic is called, "Ass From Above". For two completely obvious reasons.

Cocoa Beach FL
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Kibbs u are very pleasantly distracting.

Dallas GA
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Closet bi dude cheating on his wifey hit me up.....why?

Mcallen TX
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"Hello We noticed your profile & wanted to say hi. You sound very interesting & we would like to know more. Check us out & see if there's any attraction."

The e-mail itself is nice enough but no pics of him and only two of her from the neck down and their profile is too generic to get any sense of who they are. What would I base an attraction on?

Perhaps this is because we live in the same city and opening face pics would be too much of a risk ? Do people still blind date teehee

Clemmons NC
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i would think so, in that situation! i don't feel comfortable knowing anyone feels left out v

Bridgewater NJ
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"I may have the shoots problem now and then, but I don't leave until everyone is happy at least."

That is what I was anticipating with this guy, but he jumped off the bed and got dressed, looking despondent while his wife and I played a little. Needless to say, play time was cut short.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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No, that's clear enough. I wouldn't message you. Sorry I was so crude.

South Beloit IL
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no....because i'm genuinely not meeting new SM at this time--and it's right there, twice--once politely, the second time in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS--in my profile.

....so i guess that's too blunt.

i'll think on it a bit longer. maybe i'll add a "good luck in your search" sentence. dunno. feeling a bit iffy on that.

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