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From a couples profile yesterday: "Hi" Delete!

We got an e-mail from "them" a couple months ago & after seeing each others pics all were were interested in meeting. When we brought up the phone call.....crickets. There were more pics of him than her in the profile & the certs were several yrs. old. Suspect it's just him now wanting to perv pics and/or try to meet alone.

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from the SM who sent me his cell phonenumber & told me to text him (i deleted the message)

"Uh oh. :-("

Bridgewater NJ
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from a Free member "couple"

subject: Hi

message: Hey hru. Wassup!!!!

(smh)

Bridgewater NJ
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second message from a "couple" about 500 miles away

subject: U are fine!!!!!

message: Any chance of me meeting u sometime?!?!?!!

(really? i'm tempted to snark reply. but i will send the standard no thank you instead.)

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i really hafta smdh sometimes.

first, a message from a guy i had dinner with -- in 2014 -- saying something along the lines of "you may recall we had dinner...yada yada...i'd really like to get to know you.". (as i recall, it was impossible to schedule a follow up -- because of his schedule, not mine. which was odd but now i know why.)

um...didja READ the profile?!?!

(1) i state quite clearly i have a very special man in my life and i'm not meeting any SMs now

(2) this dude from 2014 *now* says in his profile that he's married and looking for someone who "still has the desires" etc.

he'll get a "you didn't read the profile i have a very special man i am seeing and even if i didn't i won't knowingly get involved with a married man. good luck." response.

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I got one that was blank. Just hi in subject line.. profile very few words. My reply, no reply.

Marydel DE
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As soon as he said, "thinking," I was thinking: "Dood, you are soooooo NOT thinking. "

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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The powerful lure of njny's pic must have turned their brains to mush. LOL!

Princeton NJ
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He had me at "thinking to invite you"..... sigh

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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two different SMs.

no prior contact.

y'all are familiar with the fact my profile was updated (with a date!) to say i'm not meeting new people.

first SM:

Just thought I'd stop by and say hello luv.

~delete~ (didn't read ANY of the profile, quite obviously!)

second SM:

subject Hello

message Love your profile dear. I am thinking to invite you for dinner without any further expectation. Objective of this meeting to know each other and become good friend first f.. Let me know your thought..of course eatery place with your choice ??

(dude, how can you possibly love the profile when it is obvious you haven't READ the profile?!)

the "you didn't read my profile i have a boyfriend good luck" reply will go out to that one.

{facepalm}

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