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"Can I feel your pretty peach pussy?"

My response: Dude that is my wife. She loves sex but is not a whore. Is that the way u start conversations with a lady? We will have to pass.

Good looking guy who is just an idiot.

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So... Potatoes and cornbread what are y'all doing tonight. ;0)

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from a SM.

30 yrs old (strike one)

5 ft 5 (strike two)

subject: Hey

message:

Hey gorgeous I m in _______.i can meet up with you today. xxx-xxx-xxxx. Let me have the pleasure to meet you.

(strike three--dude, ya didn't *read* the profile!!!!)

easy button: i have a boyfriend and i am not interested in meeting single men. it says it right there at the top of my profile. good luck.

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The most common one we get from couples and single men is the same, "You two want to meet up tonight?" Or, "What are you guys doing tonight?" Clearly states in our profile we will not just run right over and jump into bed. Our country really has a lot of ADD individuals running around lol!

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I set up a single female profile so I can set up a true surprise that the hubby wants. I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of emails received on my first day. Most of them actually were more than one line and acknowledged what I was looking for.

Then I got this IM... " hello sexy goddess boos how are you today may i be allowed to masterbate on cam for you please boss"

Are there actually enough women out there that are into that, for a guy to send IMs like that?! Do these guys actually get answers?!

Philadelphia PA
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They had IM'd us previously to tell us they liked our profile. I said "Thanks". That was all.

I could direct them to that part of the fora, but I can't email them. This isn't worth the effort....

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VAbeach, I have to ask, they say "sorry to bother y'all again". Had they really contacted you previously? Because I can't imagine cold sending my profile to a random couple for review! If they are new, i might kindly point them to the "better profile" tab, otherwise, SMH.

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IM from a couple:

Hi there. Sorry to bother y'all again but if I upload by more detailed profile info, could you look at it for me and tell me if I should delete anything? I've loaded the kitchen sink in the thing LOL and was hoping I could get some suggestions on what to omit, if anything. It's really long so I wanted to warn ya lol. I have not uploaded it yet bc I wanted to hear from you first. So, let me know if you're willing and I'll upload it and IM back to let you know I put it up. THANK YOU SO MUCH! <3

(clicks on profile)

Sorry, this user has chosen to have their profile hidden from Couples.

??????

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good point--i do say no one liners/expect your message to be deleted-- but at the end, and most people don't read through to the end. so looks like i have more tweaking of the profile to do.

something else to add to the busy list.

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Well, I can see their confusion. You do say in your profile that while you are taking time out you are interested in making new friends. You also state that people should send an email since you don't kik.

I agree that no one likes a one line email but some people are just like that and don't make it all the way to the bottom of the profile (although they should).

If it was my profile I'd probably tell them that reading my entire profile would have saved them, and me, some wasted time as One Line/spam emails never get a good response from me.

~rabbit~

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