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I try to hold back the snark.... I resisted responding that as it is clear that either his reading comprehension is so poor that he can't read my listed age, or he so lazy that he won't put the effort in to write an original email, I don't see how compatibility is possible.

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Well, I could see how an 18 yo might view her as a cougar, but a 34 yo...he just gave himself away too easy. Lol

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I thought at 40 a cougar was born....

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Lol

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"Hello in town tonight and most of tomorrow free. Looking for some fun with cougar...."

If he is 34, and I am 35, am I still a cougar?!

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Wow Init! A chance for a date with the President elect!

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From a single guy, no certs:

"I could write paragraphs about how great I am but take a look at my profile and pictures and hopefully we meet for drinks."

Really? You could write paragraphs? How humble of him.

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from a SM---never heard from him before

subject: Hi

message: How r u

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Yeah the old "married, but not to each other" is instant deal-breaker,

At least they told you about it. A few years back we played with a couple several times before finding out. Buh-bye!

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This just in

"Hi. I'm a 29 year old straight male with a 40 year old female friend with benefits she is bi. We are looking to have a good time with some good people. We are both married but not to eachother. I'm totally new at this, she's been in and out for a few years and turned me onto it. Y'all interested?"

My reply?, "not even a little bit"

smdh

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