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I Know Right! Have to do that myself Biodoc...

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These are both hilarious AND disturbing. Glad no one decided to post my 'bombed out of my skull' e-mails. Although that may have been amusing-even to me.

South Beloit IL
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@current: I feel your pain. Lol

Alpharetta GA
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i'm kept young by my young'un.

Bridgewater NJ
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Njny.... sigh, at 34 I must be older than I thought.... I had to Google "IKR"

Philadelphia PA
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Wow Tramp. You guys are tough!

Another difference between single males and others here is that, in any situation where oral sex was on offer, an apostrophe probably wouldn't be a deal breaker.

Wenatchee WA
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IKR?

;-P

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Oh, and a second Tramp's"punctuation fellas, punctuation". I tease the Mr that if my head hurts from just reading the email/profile because of text speak or lack of punctuation, there is know way we will be a match.

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"Subject I'm what u want and ur what I want Do to my professional life I can't have face pics on here but u can text me at xxxxxxxxxx and I'll be glade to send some! My profile dose not have bi nor can I have that do to my profession but I love to please a women read my profile he can watch or join in...."

He is also ten years over our desired age, but was sure to point out that he looks younger.

When I replied with a standard "no thanks", he replies that he "forgot to open his pics". But if we change our minds, he thinks we would be a great fit. I responded that he only had one, non-face pic on his profile, so it didn't really meet what our profile asks for. I also called bull on not being able to post as bi.... if nobody can see your face, how would posting as bi affect any professional interest? He responded that we don't know his profession, and therefore can't understand. He also "looks younger than you". It is taking a lot of will power to not respond that I highly doubt he looks younger than a 34 year old "women". =P

Philadelphia PA
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No subject, just:

"Hello guy's I'm really just looking to give oral nothing else right now to a clean disease, free woman"

Punctuation fellas...watch the Punctuation.

Tramp

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