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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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Free Member Single Male with no pics: "Wow...BBC very attractive, can I play?"

Uriah response: "If you are so 'very attractive', why don't you have pics on your profile?"

Mr. Uriah (aka "The Single Male Policeman")

Memphis TN
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Exactly, no boner

Mrs. U

Memphis TN
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Limp dick=no bueno

Mcallen TX
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Single male sends 2 successive emails to Mrs. U's SF/Gang Bang profile consisting of long, elaborate, detailed explanations of his unique orgasmic skills, and asking whether she thinks she could handle him.

A SF friend of ours who gave him a chance found a fat guy with a limp dick, but plenty of toys.

So, Mr. U sent him an invitation to the Mid-South Gang Bang Club, requesting that he attend Saturday's function and demonstrate the stellar skills that he described in his emails to Mrs. U's SF/Gang Bang profile. No response as of yet.

Uriah

Memphis TN
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(we do miss you, kibb)

"You look PEEEEEEEERTY"

(that was the subject, the message was interesting and catchy).

Manville NJ
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We miss interacting with you

{Melt} it doesn't get any sweeter than that

Mcallen TX
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:"cum on baby lets me pleasure u"

Mrs. U

Memphis TN
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Ewwwwwww

Mcallen TX
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From a married Bi male. His profile states his wife knows he needs more and he has been with TV and CD. He states you must be DDF and have great hygiene oh but he only plays bareback. Really want to yell at this one but think I will Blick and go on my way.

Columbus OH
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" U caught our interest....please open your pics"

This from a paid couple profile, however the profile has been on since 2011, not 1 cert & one line in each section of the profile. Obviously didn't read our profile for the rules of engagement. Likely a single or married guy trying to perv pics who's wife doesn't know or doesn't want to be in the lifestyle.

Princeton NJ
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