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No pics, live in Minnesota, 15 years older. Would you plan a vacation with people you know absolutely nothing about????

Hello guys, We will be going on a cruise leaving from (details) and are looking for a nice cple to join us, so we all can enjoy the fun and the activities in and out of the bedroom.. Let us know if you would be interested,

Looking forward to hearing back from you soon, (names)

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*snort*

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Yoda wrote to you?

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The entirety of the email

A nice ass she has

SMH

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Gotta give him an A for effort.

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reply back from the SM who e-mailed me that he had "just found" my profile to whom i said thank you but i don't think you read my profile, have a boyfriend, not meeting people, best of luck, etc.

"Yes I did but I wanted to try anyway have a awesome day."

mmmkay. thanks!

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and a SM offering me a massage.

um....no thank you.

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SM who e mailed me a few months ago (sent standard no thank you) e mailed me again; "Just found your profile and I think we could have a ton of fun together."

(the new standard i don't think you read my profile...yada...yada....no thank you, best of luck.)

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True that young man.

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NB, here's thw rub. If she happens upon some hot vanilla dood in the super market who chats her up, he may not be comfy with joining me in putting the hammer down on her that eve. That I can buy, because he's vanilla. But when a LS dood wants one on one with her, he's up to shenanigans. Why? Because a LS dood who is in it for the right reasons has no prob with my presence because he gets it. When he wants her one on one, he's up to sneaky shit.

What's more, if your lady comes back from that one on one with him claiming that he was a perfect gentleman, and how he didn't try anything, pack your bags. Your days are numbered because whatever bs he's up to, she's now in on it with hm.

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