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We got our first email originating from the "who Viewed me" feature. Funny thing is, I have zero memory of checking out this guy's profile.

"Hi...just thought I say! Hi...Xxxxxx you guys checked out my profile thanks!...I do wish I was a lot closer so we could have some hot & erotic fun together...well check your personal Icon for my cock pic...lol...I hope you guys like what you see!!"

I think he intended to attach a dick pic to the email BUT he didn't, it was just his face. Bummer. I would have had such fun telling him off for attaching a dick pic to the first email.

~rabbit~

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perfect!

you should TM that.

Bridgewater NJ
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I told you :)

You should tell him "No, I'm on here looking for unsecured loans and ductwork cleaning of my house."

Windermere FL
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*snort*

response: "Looking for a play partner?"

{facepalm}

it's worse than "hey baby what's your sign?" was years ago.

smh

Bridgewater NJ
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Now he thinks you like him.

Windermere FL
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got *another* e mail from a new single male.

subject: hi

e-mail: hi

{face palm}

i sent back: hello

Bridgewater NJ
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Hey Cowgirl that 609 area code is from NJ...Good luck sounds like the Assholes are creeping crawling out.... XOXOXO Rosie

Pennsauken NJ
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no foot long for me, but I don't feel jilted after reading he seems to be a troll, I will just be happy with nice normal guys thank you very much. .....

....... speaking of which, got this message from a guy with no subject line, and the message was simple, "My Personal Pictures are Open". Guy is young, 6'6", his junk was so ...... How do I put it ........ Yuck. The first thing that came to mind was a mushroom, big head, very tiny and skinny shaft.

I was kind, said thanks but no thanks.

North Port FL
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Kibbles, No harm no wrong idea when I see you show up as perving my profile, thanks for the heads up. Count yourself lucky you did not get a message from him, I have come to find him more annoying than Loserfer.

Newark DE
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Damn. I didn't make the cut.

Katie, don't get the wrong idea when i show up on your perved the profile list {grin}

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