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VA: hmmmm.

OnT: from a couple in kentucky. their profile is closed to SFs.

subject: Freaky

message: Wanna play?

my reply: Thanks but I'll be playing with my boyfriend and we already started the day that way.

Enjoy your weekend!

Bridgewater NJ
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FB: I just noticed I'm too young for Jenna.

HT: I am, however, old enough for NJ.

Windermere FL
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i wonder if it was the same young SM who sent a nice message saying he liked my profile--which if he'd truly read it, would mean he read the update from 5 days ago saying i am not interested in SM.

then there was the SM who sent a message asking if i need an escort for the event i am attending--which i clearly say in my profile i am attending with my boyfriend.

attention deficit?

Bridgewater NJ
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And someone doesn't understand the rules:

As stated on our profile:

"We are single male friendly, BUT we will contact anyone we are interested in. Please be respectful of that rule. Should you decide to still contact us we will require a very well thought and written out email. Please make sure it's at least 150 words and explains why you are the exception to the rule (and no references to your sexual prowess of equipment). Please open up face and body pictures (but no dick pics- if we are interested we will ask). These are the requirements for contacting us."

And this morning I see we have a bird from a single male:

"Hi

Would you like to meet maybe make a connection (name)!"

No, but I would like to introduce you to my friend. Her name is D - Delete.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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NJNY - I took a page from your profile and put a qualifier on there that if a SM wanted to contact us we required an essay. It cut down on a lot of the mail we got. Interestingly enough we did get a couple of birds from SM telling us that they actually liked that requirement because they got the impression we were highly educated and that was what they found sexy. No clue what that is all about, we are anything but.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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*snort*

you're absolutely correct, VA.

Bridgewater NJ
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IT might reduce your volume by about 1%.

It could read "if you email me I'll blow up your house and poison your family" and you'd get the same number of emails. It doesn't matter what it says if they don't read it.

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@ fokkers: i tried to make it as obvious as possible and still be friendly and open to couples and single females without trotting out the overused "NO SINGLE MALES" line. ;-)

maybe i should just put that in? :-/

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NJNY - it boggles my mind that you get those emails when you plainly state on your profile qualifiers and non qualifiers. Let's not even get on about the first line where you state you have a boyfriend and the reason you keep the profile. All I have to say is that after reading your profile, I am even afraid of mailing you to just say hello- LOL

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from a 28 y/o SM, smoker, 5'6--early this morning, a little wordier than hi how r u but same effect. (claimed to have liked my profile--dude!! you didn't READ it!!!)

"quick reply" no thank you.

couple days ago from another SM who said how much he liked my profile, well written message, but---again!! profile SAYS i'm not interested in SM!

he received a note saying i have a boyfriend, not interested in SM, good luck with your search.

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