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Not on here, mind you, but:

"Stop looking at our profile"

Seriously. I think I've clicked on their profile twice in a month.

No problem, assholes..

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Got one the other day......"Just thought I would say Hi! Love the profile and pictures. Let me know if you would like to chat sometime." we replied thanks for your interests, but we don't think you are a fit for us. He replies back....."thanks for the response. Opened my pictures for you in case you wanted to see what you are missing." I guess he missed the part where we stated in our profile we are not interested in an ego that matches the package.........very very large package lol!

Rialto CA
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@Justme

Perhaps he would prefer a simple one word comment as a courtesy for letting you perve his profile. Like, for example "Yikes!"

Wenatchee WA
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"I love how people look at your profile and don't say anything."

um...?

Dover PA
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The entirety of the message, "Do you have a minute? Name. Xxx-xxx-xxxx".

I guess I'm supposed to call/text the dood and tell him whether or not I have a minute?

Philadelphia PA
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This gem from a straight, white single male.

Subject: bbc I love it

Body of text: NOLA

That's it, that is the entire content. Rabbit can't resist such a smooth talking stud!

New Orleans LA
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Trying to hold back on the snark, hummmm...yep, that one can really be tough. Lol

Espeially for a tramp!

The truth is (and you may have even noticed) that I have been tryin' special [sic] hard this new year to be a nicer and less snarky tramp myself.

Some of these (hell, most) emails test a tramp's resolve though, I really mean it.

I've read pages of forum talk about good, bad, whatever emails, but the root of the problem I see is that folks (generally the guys) simply write without actually having anything to say. Think about it, I really think that is the base problem.

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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I try to hold back the snark.... I resisted responding that as it is clear that either his reading comprehension is so poor that he can't read my listed age, or he so lazy that he won't put the effort in to write an original email, I don't see how compatibility is possible.

Philadelphia PA
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Well, I could see how an 18 yo might view her as a cougar, but a 34 yo...he just gave himself away too easy. Lol

Tramp

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I thought at 40 a cougar was born....

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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