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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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So true.

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yeah, the sound of crickets is better *before* investing too much time or effort in new people. :-)

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NJ,

I even offered {gasp!} to send them a few pics off-site, and then came the crickets. C'est la vie or as we say down south, Sally Vie.

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In response to a polite "No thank you I'm not interested. Good luck in your search."

"why?"

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LOL.

(did you 'splain that to 'em?)

Manville NJ
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"We can't see your pictures"

- from a couple who are free members

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first message from a single male with a very scant profile; might otherwise be interesting.

(this is the sum total of his communication):

"Got a minute?"

hmmmm.

Manville NJ
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Email from a dood who lists his profile as single, and, yes, we realize we are total asshats.

single mature man would love to orally pleasure you both all night long and eat and lick you two while you fuck and then lick you clean. licking her cum filled pussy and cum covered nipple clean would be delicious and helping her suck his cock also

Dear msman4fun: Thank you for your tempting proposal. Ordinarily, we would leap to accept an offer for an encounter that is so clearly in line with what we seek. Alas, the missus has a rule that she will not fuck a man if the number of her periods in the last year exceeds the number of periods the man uses in writing a whole fucking paragraph. So, we must decline your kind offer. The loss is ours, we are sure.

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Sometimes with dumbasses, I will even take it much further and get all circumlocutious up in dey greeowl.

I can't stand lack of effort.

Phoenix AZ
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see, my smartypants reply would've been something along the lines of

"whut?"

he didn't reply because your message was too smart. ;-)~

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