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I can't believe you stole that bitch's line.

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"Would def love to play with you wife when you guys come to town"

We replied we were busy that weekend.

New Orleans LA
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Married dood playing on the side. Have to give him props for honesty at least.

"So how does one get to be with this amazing creature?"

Answer: Look, I won't lie. I do have my moments. Impressive even, at times. But "amazing" might be over doing it a bit.

A bit. :)

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BAZINGA !

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lolol smooth !

OT: SM:BBC for morning fun

Reply: Awesome! Have fun!

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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SM. Of course.

"Hey, the profile is kinda harsh on the single males, isn't it?"

Nah. Harsh looks like this. Go fuck yourself !

See the difference?

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HA HA ....... Jenna I got the same damn message word for word and my reply was just like yours, blocked her.

Marydel DE
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From a SF Profile in OH. Hello sweetie, my name is ******* and I am a seriously Bi Sexual Gal. We are having a party that is free to single woman this Friday from 9pm to sunrise. If you can attend please send your name, cell phone, and open your pictures. Hope to see you there. My reply being she was a pink Gumby herself, was to simply block. It is clear she did not read my profile. My reason why, "Suspect Fake". I have images of Hello I'm Peggy commercial with the guy talking.

Delaware City DE
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from a 28 y/o (X!) bi-curious (XX!) SM who smokes (XXX!)

subject: first impression

message: Hello I'm new in this game I just read your boundaries that's okay for me so I'm not far from you just give me some caul xxxxxxxxxx.

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no! no you did NOT read my "boundaries" at all, or ANY of my profile, for that matter!

head<>desk

smh

Bridgewater NJ
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"Good afternoon how are you two doing today? May I slap someone with my Dick lol"

No.

Windermere FL
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