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We are totally overwhelmed with messages and we are brand new to sls. But our favorite so far is a nicely worded welcome to sls with the recommendation to join in forums to meet new people. By far the best message yet from a male who has not brought up sex. Has offered to be a resource for us if we have questions.

Englewood FL
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SM: I wanna eat you.

Reply: I would taste like chicken because I have a cock.

Charles Town WV
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Justme, now that is funny. Good luck finding what you came looking for.

Nokomis FL
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"Wow, long profile will you marry me? Lol"

from a guy with about 12 words on his.

Dover PA
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@BLM, I sure hope there is a person I've blocked between our posts. lol

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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Well I say you just stay there, leave here and spare me your miserable attitude you paranoid fuck. What the hell happened to you?

Rutherford NJ
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Yep, and it sure beats, "Hi, how are you" or those thinking they are the exception to the rule, spewing their stats and certs as some type of bragging rights.

~Allen

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Ah..how sweet.

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From a SM on another site we use. He asks for nothing, but thanks us for bringing a smile forward.

"Hello: I had to say after reading your profile, I was extremely impressed with your personality pairings. They were wonderful and creative thank you for that, brought a smile on my face 😊"

~Allen

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Had one of the "beggars" I've talked about cross the line. He's young, he's new, he's horny, he has no game and he's closeted Bi (mentions liking man/man contact in profile but listed as straight)

He sent his 8th email this morning. All it said was "So you're really not interested?"

This after we both told him no and to stop emailing us or we would report him for harassment.

Well, congrats, he's been reported and joined our block party and I sent him an email telling him so. I left a little time to make sure he read it before employing the block. He read it and responded, "I'm really sorry!". BLOCK

THIS is why SMs get a bad reputation.

~rabbit~

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