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I just got his reply to that: "ok i will"

I clearly state on my profile that I will not tolerate anyone treating me anything less than a lady. Come correct or don't come at all.
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We so need a LIKE button on here.
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OK, this was actually a message on my fetlife account, but I had to share it.

From a 23 year old local PUP that imagines himself some sort of dom, I guess:
"I need someone to follow orders and do as they say with no questions. I am tired of my previous vanilla relationships and I need someone to train and mold to my needs. Are you that person?"

My answer: "I have three words for you: GET OVER YOURSELF"

AS IF!
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"I hope your sweet spot tastes like strawberries"

That's hilarious! Is this guy channeling whomever made that comment a couple years ago about strawberries and women? I know it didn't go over well here at that time, and didn't think there'd be someone else using that euphemism.
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He's prolly the kind of guy that screams out his own name when he gets off. What a schmuck!
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Geeze. If you are gonna be a cheating husband, ya better at least be smart enough to click on the highlighted envelope to see what name you used the last time you emailed someone. Lmao. What a dipshit.
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Received this sweet email last night:
"wow ...hey how you doin'?...lol. call or text me at 570 ### #### Angelo...you will not be sorry:) i would love to rock that sweet pussy"

This coming from a (married) single guy who 5 years ago emailed us and his name was Mike, then 3 years ago his name was Vinny, now his name is Angelo. Who knows, maybe he is in the witness protection program and keeps getting outed by the disgruntled women that he failed to "rock that sweet pussy"

Oh, and 5 years later, still no pictures...even after we asked him a few times to put some up.
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Oh really? You are so kind....muah!
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Thank you, Mario. Speaking of pics, that one of you made me catch my breath!
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