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Lol. Come on now, he didn't reel you in even j7st a little with the kik thing? :^D

Tramp

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I'm putting this here being I bet this is one of those blanket emails sent to SF, and who knows maybe Couples as well.

From Washington DC;

"I looked your profile, very interested in you. I opened my pics and plz look at my certifies. It will be real fun. If you say ok, just say me hi:) Hope to hear from you. If you not checking your e-mail here often, I can give you my number 571 ### ##37. Also my kik is r*****1####".

My reply to him; Just how many people have you copied and pasted this message to. Not interested.

Marydel DE
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Or that...lol

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I told him we didn't owe him and explanation and he replied, "I figured she didn't get the chance to fuck many younger guys". I gave him a bit of an ass-chewing and blocked him. lol

~S~

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Have rabbit write him back.

She can explain to him that it's a Karma thing, and that she will only fuk an oddly-aged man during an oddly-numbered year.

Similar system being used for even years...

Tell him, "had you only been 32...."

Tramp (58 yrs old in 2016)

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Email from SM who lives 1000 miles away.

"Are you interested in a 31 year old SM?"

We give the standard "Thanks for writing...not compatible." reply.

He writes back: "Why not?"

SMH

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Got a good one today, from a single bi curious guy. Looking for couples or females only. Horny as hell. Will let you suck my cock. If you want. Get back to me, I'm super horny. Guess if you're horny enough, you'll compromise your guidelined

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While I usually just figure this topic is mostly for couples and SF's who get bad or ugly messages from SM, I must say I was welcomed with an unusual message this morning. Subject line; Friend - Message itself; Mark as friend.

My first thought was "Huh", I was not sure if this message was simply the SF showing interest, or if she is a friend I know already out of the lifestyle who I have no idea is now in the lifestyle or SLS. I did send her a nice novel type of reply suggesting she become paid and welcomed her to participate in forums.

Dover DE
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ewps? well dayum. :-P

Charles Town WV
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ewps--forgot that one's in private gallery.

but he has e.s.p.

;)

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