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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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im 30 m penn hills n single here/im atracted to older gals/its hard to find a lady now n days/are u interested in talk n maybe more?i am/are u?umm if u like write me back or can instant messege me or would u like my cell number maybe/? cya ok

He sent several emails like that so I finally responded: I'm sorry but It gives me a headache trying to decipher your email. If you can't write me in standard English, I'm definitely not interested. Good luck holly

His response: haha,yes i can write you in elglish,its just easier for me too type like that,yes i understand ok,yes im a normal young man,i just need too be loved n some actual fun in my life,ok,il write and talk to you in english,ok,so are you still interested/i am, brian

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We got an e-mail from a single guy with no pictures and less than two lines in his profile that read, "shes hott want 2 meet?"

It's in our profile that we do all of our initial screening on SLS and that we need to see pictures. So I wrote him back to decline his offer and explained why. He replied, "thank you for your reply , i will gladly send you a picture , i just don t feel comfortable having my pic on any site , i m well known in my area if you like let me no i ll send you one"

Wow! We just passed up on meeting someone who is well known!!

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haha, gotcha, Total Babe. I have been known to have my humor not translate on occasion in print, with disastrous effect. We communicate with all sorts of things; words, vocal inflection, facial expressions, timing, body language. . .almost all of those things other than the words are missing in print. Not making excuses for your would be suitor, however.

Danville VT
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cussin' can be an art. Once a fellow worker, seeing me shivering from the cold, announced that I looked "like a dawg a'shittin' peach pits" Same guy once described a closed store as being "shut up tighter than a bull's ass in a beehive".

Danville VT
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Got this one today:

"Wat flavor do you like.."

Visalia CA
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We SO did not send that one to you haha

" My girl wants to try out women. You wanna help her get into it. Like do her while I watch"

Haha * delete

Augusta NJ
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Rdy

Uhhh, no I'm not kidding that really happened. You would be amazed at the type emails we've received!

San Antonio TX
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this was from a profile rather than an email:

"She has wonderful curves, amazing tits and an ass that will make you harder than Chinese algebra"

San Antonio TX
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"So when can we play together ?"

Assuming much, aren't we"

Visalia CA
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Hey we be interacal 2, let do dis

San Antonio TX
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