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thank you, ladies. i think we need to plan a girls' night out, y'all aren't that far away.

and cutie, those kinds of messages happen. delete is better IMO than any response in those cases.

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Frack, I agree with you on njny, and my winner of a message today is as follows.

Subject; Was left blank.

Message; I know I'm not goodlooking but I have a big dick.

My reply, none. Decide to block his ass as a dumbass.

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Well njny, that's what you get for being a beautiful woman who as I read your many posts are a smart woman. That last sentence is meant as a compliment.

Marydel DE
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holy sheesh

25 y/o SM (really?)

subject: hi there

message: How's it goin?

(deleted--SO obvious he didn't read *any* part of my profile)

Bridgewater NJ
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great, LaFrack!

today's gem from a 30 y/o SM

subject: Hey

message: I like your pictures wanna see mines..?

(soooo tempting an intro. alas, my response will be something along the lines of thank you but no thank you.)

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I actually got a very simple yet nice message from a new couple who opened their photo's and they are a good looking couple. I replied with a novel and some helpful hints on this site and strongly recommended they read and participate in forums. Something tells me they will be a big success on this site.

Marydel DE
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Well KJ, he DOES have a point . . . IJS :)

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Irving TX
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Apparently I didn't block quick enough:

"Well I don't think so. You look like a hot milf. Are you looking for any fun ? "

Good for a Thursday chuckle

Santa Fe NM
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From a 28 yr old this evening

Hey how are you ! I'm young and exotic.

My response: well, I'm old and worn out

Santa Fe NM
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This one is actually a good story.

Got a message with subject line "OCMD". For those not on east coast that is Ocean City MD

The message itself was written very well, was very polite, and he included a photo and his first name.

I replied that he was much younger than I am looking for and he apologized for that, and have written back and forth and he actually asked me for some helpful tips. I gave him what works for me but pointed out what is right for me is not right for everyone and recommended he join in the forums.

I would say this SM has lots of promise.

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