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Received on my mostly defunct, free membership SF account from a SM.

"Do you ever cum to Lafayette?"

My SF account has SMs blocked, clearly states I'm now in a relationship, that if they write they should write to our couple profile and that I never play with SMs alone.

My reply? "No and I suggest, if you are going to email someone, you read their profile."

~rabbit~

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The Mrs. replied and she got the female responding, wanting to know if she wanted to hook up.. ummmm..........weeeeeeeee! no.

Charles Town WV
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We got one of those today. I replied with "Thanks" and they wrote back "You're welcome".

Ok.

Windermere FL
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Couple: Hot Pics ;-)

Ummm...... Thanks?

Charles Town WV
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Greetings one and all. I have found my favorite new thread in the forums. So much so that I went back to the beginning and read it all to Nj's latest. I must say this thread should be required reading for all new members. Free and paid members. They will most definitely learn a great many things, as I have. I may have not sent out stellar openers, I'm extremely happy none of mine were in here, but even my worst were Shakespeare compared to the wretched birds you all have received. And your descriptions of their profiles, I'm glad I've already had three rewrites before posting here. Let me tell you there is yet another in the very near future. There is so much more to say but this post is so long already.

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here's today's interesting opening salvo.

guy writes a substantive introductory note; however he lives 2 hrs away (assuming zero traffic), attached no pic to his note, has only a private gallery that he didn't open, is older than the top of my age range, and is listed at 5'9 and 215 lbs.

too many potential "no's"--deciding two being the distance, and the lack of any pic to overcome the rest of the "gee, i don't think so" factors.

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you sweet talker! :*

Bridgewater NJ
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Can you really blame him for you having such good looks? :-*

;-)

Charles Town WV
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"i know i'm a little out of your age range, but thought it couldn't hurt to ask"

(he's 22....a "little"?)

smh

Bridgewater NJ
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Single bi guy with no pics just writes:

"I'm out and about with 9" of clean funstick...wanna play?"

I think the only way to generate a stronger "no" would be for him to add that he is a serial killer.

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