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Sigh...from a free member, "couple" profile with no pics and only 2 vague lines of text in the profile itself

"I am a local firefighter who has a great sense of humor and a lot of respect to all involved.. would love to chat with u a go from there.. if u have kik plz im me there.. my id is xxxx.. hope to hear from u soon"

He heard from me but certainly not the message he was hoping for.

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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Ask him what's behind door no. two.

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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From another SM who saw we were going to be at a pool this weekend.

"friday around 2pm is fine ? drinks, pool and good sex... thats the deal !!!!"

Should we let him know we're still busy that weekend?

~S~

New Orleans LA
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I can't believe you stole that bitch's line.

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"Would def love to play with you wife when you guys come to town"

We replied we were busy that weekend.

New Orleans LA
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Married dood playing on the side. Have to give him props for honesty at least.

"So how does one get to be with this amazing creature?"

Answer: Look, I won't lie. I do have my moments. Impressive even, at times. But "amazing" might be over doing it a bit.

A bit. :)

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BAZINGA !

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lolol smooth !

OT: SM:BBC for morning fun

Reply: Awesome! Have fun!

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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SM. Of course.

"Hey, the profile is kinda harsh on the single males, isn't it?"

Nah. Harsh looks like this. Go fuck yourself !

See the difference?

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HA HA ....... Jenna I got the same damn message word for word and my reply was just like yours, blocked her.

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