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Njny, somehow "dah-ling" is different! maybe it's just coming from you since I have been reading the forums so much and I feel like I "know" you ;-) I totally read "hey, baby," like a cat call on the street =P

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but...hey, mrs biodoc baby, (facepalm, eyeroll) they just think they're schmooozing you, dahlink (a la zsa zsa)

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Sigh.... Any email opening with "hey baby". Am I too sensitive, that I think common terms of endearment should not be used to address someone you don't know?

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This was so pathetic and tragic that I couldn't even answer 'ould your wife be interested in sometime owning a slave I am looking for my femdom and master who will make me suck her toes and ass anytime and anywhere even in front of her friends'

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From an out of town SM:

"She a hottie if I'm Ever your way I'll say hello"

We replied with the "not compatible" easy button.

He replied this morning:

"Say hello at the NYE PARTY"

Ummm, what part of "not compatible" did you miss and you live in NC, plus you aren't signed up for any parties on NYE.

SMH

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Njny- no, they don't read. They just see a SF, copy and paste, and move on to the next. ...

Today's example of that

"Hello I never tried this couple thing and wanted to see what it's all about and also can I get access to ya pics"

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Some single men suffer from dyslexia it seems, they just read what they want to read.

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3 more SM saying they loved my profile and would like to meet or some variation thereof.

dudes: how did you miss the part, right at the top, that says i'm NOT INTERESTED IN SINGLE MEN?

they just. don't. read.

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As a note to 888's post, I have received emails from what should be blocked profiles, on my single profile. I emailed the tech support. They said that sometimes things sneak through on the mobile app, and to just ignore them... I know we don't pay a lot to be on the site, but non-blocked, blocked profiles is frustrating!

On topic... Received this gem from a SM, over our desired age. If this is who is teaching college courses these days, I think I know one of the problems with our education system...

"HII!! "Xxx HERE, [PRETTY PASSIONATE AND INTO MOIT THINGS..LOVE TO TALK,,AM NEW TO PHILLY AREA...AM AN EX COLLEGE PROF..NOW INVESTOR. LETS MEET UP..AM A SWEET GUY, FUN AND ENGAGING..LOVE YOUR PROFILE. AM 6'2" AND FIT 190 LBS, AND ATHLETIC--AND VERY HUNG 9"ER ..IF YA LIKE THAT SORTA THING! LETS TALK PLEASE NOT TYPE..OK,,EASIER TO INTERACT AM AT (267) xxx-xxx..YOUR #?"

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From a FREE Acct (which we have blocked) Bi SF (with a couple's picture) that is 800mi+ away:

"I enjoyed looking at your wife,she has a great looking ass. I am a ass man. Merry Christmas"

Why thank you. Merry Christmas.

Ass MAN? lol

So much fail from that one in so many ways. Reminds me of recently being blocked, then directly posting/scolding to and then profile threatened while going against the TOS......... like the sheriff holding an illegal execution, in front of an audience and showing off the size of their gun, while making me being absent for it.

~Allen

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