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Well he missed his one shot at a sexy lady that last time so obviously he "ain't too swooft"

Lexington KY
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GRRRRRR!!!!!!FuQUAD that has corresponded before that comes to town once in a while {and totally stood me up the one and only time I considered meeting him} decided to totally IGNORE my current tagline CLEARLY STATING I'm "temporarily out of commission" to basically say "I'm there tomorrow night....wanna fuck?!?" {and my profile basically states CLEARLY that's NOT a good approach for me, ayway!} When I called him out on this, he tried to excuse it away htat he "didn't notice" my tagline. I politely replied "Hooked on Phonics" as I held Ms. Muffy at bay.

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y'all, this is just totally sweet, from a local couple: "Hello!! Just wanted to take a moment to tell you that I enjoy a lot to view your pictures. Every time I log on, I gotta find your profile and look at you. You must be a ton of fun and indeed a flirt!! ;) hope you are doing great and keep having fun!! Keep trying new things and of course keep posting one or two of the pictures :) Really love them. Take care... Your secret admirer "

Mcallen TX
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I respond to those with simple OK have a good day. Mrs f ignore them altogether.

Dumas TX
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This gem just in from a free member sm with no pics....from some other state:"when and where"

WTF?!? Ja! As if!

Mcallen TX
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yum

Lexington KY
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AGAIN. "We love your profile and would like to get to know you"

What was your favorite part about our profile? The part right at the beginning where it says we are not seeking new playmates? Or the part where it says Pirate girl is going to be out of action for several months?

Seriously WTF? Maybe our new default picture should be a crotch shot with a "closed for business" sign.

Louisville KY
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A follow up to my post from last week. We got a reply to our message:

"What's the next step"

I replied:

"ok"

Fort Worth TX
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Oooooo!

Mcallen TX
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This one came this morning from a 21 year old kid.

Want a single guy? Can I watch?

I sent a nice no thank you back.

Then I got well can I watch?

Um sure.....try watching cartoon network.

Burleson TX
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