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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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I reached out to the guy I am scheduled to meet tomorrow night to ask if he still wanted to meet after my accident. I'm still bruised and have scraps and scratches. I love his reply back;

~~ "I'm glad you are ok, you need to take time for yourself to take care of yourself and I understand this. As long as you are ok we can always reschedule, but you have to pass through town anyway and after all a lady has to eat. Don't worry about the bruises or scratches. I'm more interested in knowing you for who you are, not the makeup you are wearing. Please just let me know what you want to do and I'm good with what ever your decision is". ~~

My answer to him; "We're still on, see you at 6:00".

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Wasn't on here, but fet. Dude has "spanking" in his profile name and essentially said he wanted to meet me so he could spank me.

My answer? Uhm, no.

His reply to that? I figured, but I had to ask

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The subject was "single Male" the email read " Looking to try everything in life Would like to Hear more about you guys Slap my ass and pinch my nipples lol New to all this"

His profile?

"Description: Want to try something new I have been married for 20 years I want to try everything Anal you or me

Fantasies and / or real experiences: Looking to get my freak on"

Free member,no pics

Too bad he's also 800 miles away (not)

~~rabbit~

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  Her: Bi Curious ,46

On a swinger site, no less, smh

{Sigh} sure

Mcallen TX
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Thank you...I lobbed that one over the plate hoping some sexy thang would take a swing.

BT

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I think that means even a blind squirrel can get lucky and bust a nut!!!!!! Not sure but that's my take and I'm sticking with it ........(Evil HE HE HE ....... )

Delmar MD
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Once in a while even a blind squirrel finds a nut. Not sure what that means though...

BT

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Good point BT.

Delmar MD
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SOGOTB

Maybe it's a Bowl and not a Pot?

Or if you be farm folk, Suck Or Git Out The Barn?

BT

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at the end of a nice introductory message:

"....I'd like to get to know you better, you sexy bugger!"

(that made me laugh. guy lives nearly 300 miles away though. whatup with dat?)

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