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OMG - I think I got a message that was meant for another guy from a SM. The subject line was "Do you like having your cock sucked" and the body of the message was "Are you one of Straight SM who really is Bi or Bi curious, and if so would you like to meet for mutual fun"?

I replied "You do know you sent this to a straight female"? He read my message per mail showing opened, but no reply as of yet. His profile is a straight single male.

Marydel DE
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Got a very nice email from an attractive gentleman who had this line in his profile:

"I consider myself a Gentleman is all fascists of the word."

New Orleans LA
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NJ, I got something similar myself. Wonder if it is same guy mass messaging. I too deleted and blocked.

Delaware City DE
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*rolling eyes*

subject: hey

message: hey how you doing

from: new sm, joined less than a week ago, who must have seen my name listed for a meet n greet i signed up for but who *obviously* didn't bother to actually read my profile (he's 25 years old, is 2 inches shorter than me, has one bathroom mirror selfie, and approximately 4 sentences in his profile.)

::::delete:::::

Bridgewater NJ
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Hey currentrider some times I get caught off guard!!!! Or with my panties down LOL ; )) XOXOXO Rosie

Pennsauken NJ
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LOL, I get it now. :-D

North Port FL
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Velvet,

I'm afraid you misunderstood my post. The delicious opportunity you missed was to ridicule the guy. Like for example Suprfun could have suggested to the guy who hoped she could find his penis..."Hang on dude, let me grab my readers."

Wenatchee WA
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A little mascara...a little blush, and you too can have a pretty penis. Should have told him that he should try some extra concealer.

Me? I'm a fan of lipstick. The transferable variety.

BT

New Orleans LA
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BOY O BOY did I get a beauty of a IM today... I hope my pretty penis finds you... Or you can find it... Now I don't know about you guy's but I am really turned on!!!! So please stand back, he is allllll mine!!!!! CHECK PLEASEEEEEEE BLOCKED!!!!!!! XOXOXO Rosie

Pennsauken NJ
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We all know the cert debate, you want a picture of the sender to see if he is worth meeting..... Butt pix are a dime a dozen, let him see that smile, you may get the email you seek. :-)

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