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Wait!? Single Females send out crappy emails.

This is news to me, but then we only get emails from single males....

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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From a SF, free member, one photo, new profile as of today.

"Hello It depends on how serious you can be ... i can volunteer 24 hours to come over to you and if you fuck me better we will get more chance to fuck multiple time if you cant treat me well then we split after a night stand ... ill love to find someone to spend alot of time with . Hopefully settle with ."

I swear, I deserve to get a better class of spammer.

Waxahachie TX
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Better by the hour, mentioned if he'd read the profile today he'd have seen I was on a break, his response:

" I'm just trying to get to the head of the line when you are back - and it's not like you took your profile down. You're still looking. lol!"

Oak Ridge NC
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Reply back from a "no thanks" from a much younger fella:

"You're missing out !!! I'm worth it:)"

Gotta love a young, confident buck.

Oak Ridge NC
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---there are a few new ones that are awesome. that particular shot is just super lovely.

i really like the shot with the white hood. gorgeous.

gotta get some more new ones. maybe next weekend.

Bridgewater NJ
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Man, everyone loves that one. Like I said in another post, it's not my favorite, but I do like it. Apparently that's the most popular of the new ones.

Windermere FL
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"I'm here till Sunday and need a release."

Wow. There's a classic line.

Thanks for leaving your pics open BTW. I had to check and glad I did. Eight ball in the corner pocket. Dayum!

Wenatchee WA
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Well until 5 minutes ago he could at least get his jollies from our public pics.

Windermere FL
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But he needs a release. :(

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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(sigh)

Single male: I read your profile. I saw what you wrote about single guys and I understand. I'm here till Sunday and need a release. If you'd like to meet...

I repeat:

"I saw what you wrote about single guys and I understand."

No you fucking DON'T!

Windermere FL
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