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third message from single dude (who smokes). previous two were in 2014, one liners, deleted.

subject: hi message: you like to write and describe in long paragraphs

(his profile has two sentences.)

~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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My snake wants to crawl up you legs and bite you ......... Blocked.

Frederica DE
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From a couple with one profile public picture. It is a picture of his phone, open to a picture of the male.

Cpl: Talk to me.

Reply: What would you like to talk about?

Charles Town WV
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It didn't take long for me to turn "Who Viewed Me" off for that very reason.

Aventura FL
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315's post made me think about some of the messages we have been getting since the new "who viewed me" feature started. The "I saw you looked at my profile, so I decided to send you a message." I want to reply. 'if I viewed your profile and decided not to message you, it is likely I saw something that made me think we aren't a match.' Maybe I need to add a new "quick reply" response.

Philadelphia PA
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Was viewed by a single bi female yesterday. So I looked at her profile. Today, she emailed me, "don't know why, a fag guy like you would look at My profile. Nothing here for a fag." Hmmm, she viewed me first. Email back to her was, " I don't know why a fag gal like you, would look at my profile FIRST, " she emailed me back, "FUCK YOU FAG, your blocked." Hmmm, was I wrong?

Lyons NY
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Got message yesterday from blue gumby dude 25yrs my senior. He starts out by complimenting my pictures, stating they are so different from the usual garden-variety pictures on this site. Reading his profile he is a photographer, okay well, then he goes on to say that even though he's so turned off by all my list of don't that he'd still like to meet up with me and see if we click or whatever. Really, dude? UGHHHH

Mcallen TX
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Subject; Blank

Message; Don't care you found your companion, I can rock you with my 11 inch dick

My reply; no reply, --block--

Just SMH that some guys just assume and do not really read ones profile that time was spent writing.

Marydel DE
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A, no worries, y'all are friends. ;-)~

today's gem from a single male over an hour and a half away, new profile, one pic (a mirror selfie taken at a mall), one sentence in the top 2 sections of the profile, nothing else to go on:

subject: hey there

message: love to talk

~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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"but now that i am aware he actually pervs my profile regularly. i am deploying the block.

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Don't.......

Anybody.......

Move........

Charles Town WV
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