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And I was just about to ask the same thing. Dang smooth

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SM, "would love to dicuss the solo play with her option..." Uh, yeah fucknut, sorry. That option is not open to LS SM's.

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From a couples profile yesterday: "Hi" Delete!

We got an e-mail from "them" a couple months ago & after seeing each others pics all were were interested in meeting. When we brought up the phone call.....crickets. There were more pics of him than her in the profile & the certs were several yrs. old. Suspect it's just him now wanting to perv pics and/or try to meet alone.

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from the SM who sent me his cell phonenumber & told me to text him (i deleted the message)

"Uh oh. :-("

Bridgewater NJ
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from a Free member "couple"

subject: Hi

message: Hey hru. Wassup!!!!

(smh)

Bridgewater NJ
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second message from a "couple" about 500 miles away

subject: U are fine!!!!!

message: Any chance of me meeting u sometime?!?!?!!

(really? i'm tempted to snark reply. but i will send the standard no thank you instead.)

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i really hafta smdh sometimes.

first, a message from a guy i had dinner with -- in 2014 -- saying something along the lines of "you may recall we had dinner...yada yada...i'd really like to get to know you.". (as i recall, it was impossible to schedule a follow up -- because of his schedule, not mine. which was odd but now i know why.)

um...didja READ the profile?!?!

(1) i state quite clearly i have a very special man in my life and i'm not meeting any SMs now

(2) this dude from 2014 *now* says in his profile that he's married and looking for someone who "still has the desires" etc.

he'll get a "you didn't read the profile i have a very special man i am seeing and even if i didn't i won't knowingly get involved with a married man. good luck." response.

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I got one that was blank. Just hi in subject line.. profile very few words. My reply, no reply.

Marydel DE
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As soon as he said, "thinking," I was thinking: "Dood, you are soooooo NOT thinking. "

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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The powerful lure of njny's pic must have turned their brains to mush. LOL!

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