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You sent 4 replies. That's 3 more than I would have sent. Actually 4, since we don't answer unsolicited emails from single guys.

Windermere FL
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Suprfun, when I lived in Delaware I found Philly guys and Baltimore guys were more often to be rude. Like you said not all but for me seemed way more often than the nicer messages.

Sarasota FL
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Well here we go again!!!!!! I hate saying this, but yup you guessed it.... A SM.. It was a IM... Hi... Hello... Are you into BBC...... NO Thanks... Why not are you a racist..... UMMMMM no I'ts just a preference.... Well you should be a lot of girls are..... AGAIN NO THANKS..... Well you don't know what you are missing....... So do you what your missing????? NO what??? Our profile.... B L O C K E D !!! But I will say that I have gotten other SM either Email, or, IM... That have been very polite... I am telling you it's the guys form Philly that are rude , just some, not all...XOXOXO Rosie

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We had a couple we ran into at Hedo that we apparently had met at Caliente, but we didn't recognize them.

She seems annoyed and said "yeah you quickly lost interest when I told you I don't play with other guys".

Well - yeah. What am I supposed to do, try to change your mind?

Some people get butthurt over previous meetings that didn't work out. Oh well.

Windermere FL
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We replied to a local couple who had a hot date up yesterday. We had seen their profile many times and even met them briefly a few years ago at a club. Their reply was " you blew us off at club xxxx a few years back. Not sure what your problem was but you probably still have it. "

We replied back that our recollection was that we met and the girls spoke briefly and amicably but then we went to hang out with another couple that we had arranged to meet that night.

Not sure that they ever read that email as we are now blocked. They are quite an experienced couple so we were surprised at their level of childishness.

Danvers MA
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getting old on these free ones... one more today.. "hey your profile is great and does she like BBC" etc..I was not nice when we wrote back and for one he is a free member and they should be blocked from our profile.. but the BBC comment well is just rude again and we replied the same and blocked him. Some SM's just don't get it. WOW!

Woodstock GA
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Yeah, my first thoughts too but the part I didnt include was he (or she?) said that my hubby could join. Which doesn't make sense seeing as how I'm not using our couples profile. I also think they are describing two different scenes in the same sentence. I got the mental image of a dude using a fake couple's profile jackin, kinda frothing and jerkin frantically while pecking at the keyboard with his left hand.

Aventura FL
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"I'd like to see my man lick your ass while you are getting fucked and I'm kissing you and he's eating me out..."

How is this physically possible, unless your ass and pussy are at least 3 feet apart or the guy's dick comes out of his chin? I'm trying to imagine how I could lick an ass while fucking a pussy just inches away? And he's licking her pussy whilst licking your ass AND she's also making out with you?

Windermere FL
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Got this the other day. It makes me sad. There's no reason why this can't happen, but it won't if it's the first thing you say to me.

"Free membership here and can't reply or see sent pics. My man and I want to give you the full monty with you alone or with your hubby. I'd like to see my man lick

your ass while you are getting fucked and I'm kissing you and he's eating me out... Mmmmmmmm text soon"

Aventura FL
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Got am email from a single guy who is a free member, no certs and calls himself a Bull right in his profile line. The following is directly copied from our profile:

"Single guys - if you reach out to us, please match the description above regarding what she is looking for. Also, if she cannot see your face as well as your body then there is no way she will even consider responding so please include in your initial email. If you call yourself a bull or a dom then we're not interested. Previous Certs for single guys are REQUIRED and free members will not be considered."

Normally we wouldn't even respond but I did just to point out the above from our profile. He responds back, not with an apology but saying how well he could please the Mrs. SMH.

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