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I got one from out of state, no where near I life. Had something written in the subject line but nothing in the body of the message.

Subject line - Wow you are amazing and I am highly interested so please text me 609-XXX-XXXX.

My reply was something along the lines of "Are you for real, have you even read my profile, the subject line". I am sure this is a mass email for all the avail single ladies, and he has over 80 Certs. I guess his well has dried up and he has expanded to out of state.

Sarasota FL
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The latest good stuff from a single guy:

"iam (name) on kik"

That's it.

Windermere FL
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From a man much younger than myself, and much younger than my desired age, young enough to be my son actually.

"That means I gotta keep it hot, I'm sure I can do so and handle you. My hands griiping your waist as I breathe on your neck as my shaft is slowly sliding inside you warm moist box. Nice to meet you, pics are open would like to see more of you"

Pictures were not all that, I actually laughed. Poor guy, simple no thank you was replied back. It is so clear when someone does not read your profile and wastes your time.

Frederica DE
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I was bored this morning so I was approving some new profiles. I always look for Louisiana one's first (gotta make sure we always have a fresh batch of fuck friends). I approved a localish couple with a "needs work" approval as their profile had 2 lines in it with spelling errors.

5 minutes later we get an email from the couple I just approved. All it said was "Hello There"

*sigh*

Yes, I replied. I said "Hi, welcome to SLS. Funnily enough, I'm the person who approved your profile. LOL, small world."

That's it. Not a bad looking couple at all. Ball's in their court. If they reply I hope it's with more personality than their original.

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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A bulk email from a local group:

"Looking for 3 sexy couples too feature in our 8th Black Bulls for white couples gangbang party at (a local club). Only 3 couples will get in free and first pick of the BBC 's ."

Sounded more like a slave auction than a GB, we passed....

New Orleans LA
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Got a good one today from a guy. It started out " hey faggot, I want you to suck my 10 inch cock, with my old lady watching. Figured you might be able to show her how to suck a cock" Answered him back " hey asshole, it might say cocksucker on my forehead, but not teacher. Not into teaching her. " Blocked him

Lyons NY
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Ok, this dood (hope I got that right) decides to tell me how all kinds of wonderful he is, but before anything he needs to see my picture to see if I am worth his time and make sure I am gorgeous pretty. I so much wanted to tell him I have three eyes and two noses but simply said thanks but no thanks. I don't do cocky SM's.

Frederica DE
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A very generic message that I am sure was a copy and paste message from a SM. His message was confusing as if he was trying to market himself to many different SF's in one mass message. The thing that gave him away was in his message was;

"I have opened my pictures for you but i am not sure you can view them if your a free member". His usage of the word "if" shows me he did not read my profile, and if he did he would know I am a paid member. Reply was not interested.

Frederica DE
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Got this one from the guy who created a fake single black male profile.

"So.... I made the fake profile, and yes I used a real picture of a black guy (porno star) nothing to exposing , just one classy picture. It proved me right, when I said if I was a black guy I would have plenty of action...plenty of women wanted to meet. Needless to say I was kind of hurt with the way so many women jumped on it. I know that I'm not alone with this thought, many white men feel this way, like we have been shunned. This phenomenon has hurt so many white men."

So apparently just the idea of a single black guy getting more action than a married white guy has caused great harm to this poor soul. It does make me wonder if he is equally disturbed that many single white males are getting more action than he is. Nah...cause that would also make him a racist.

~S~

New Orleans LA
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I just got a message that was downright nasty, blocked his ass. I love this block feature.

North Port FL
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