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Wonder how many times he's offered it. lol

I'm relatively sure a dude in his 20's on a swinger site ISN'T a virgin! I have a big following in hte 20's crowd on my fetlife profile and when they actually approach me wanting to go out, I always worry they're lookng for a "sugar momma" and it's not happening! I'm already raising two boys, I don't need another one to raise.

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A 22 year old guy just sent me an email titled "Want to take my virginity?" and here is his message - I'm 21 and cute. If you want to pop my cherry let me know.

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I think you're right TB.. and they are right too!

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Lmao! I love both ideas!

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Well, Ms. Kibbs, some folks just can't read or they think you are lazy and haven't updated your tag line. Either way, its still a "no way". As for the pic, maybe a do not enter sign would be more appropriate for the uneducated peeps.

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33 male alamo 5'7 165 pds names {name omitted here} will provide pics. text me to {number also omitted here}

My reply: Thank you for your interest. However, I must refer you back to my profile and ask you to READ both my tagline and the very first sentence. ....unfortunately, my birdie mail is acting up again. {sigh} oh, well, it's not worth the extra effort. {and this is AFTER changing my default pic to THIS lol}

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Sounds like fun! Not that Mario would need one, but who would be his wing man?

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I imagine the delectable Mr Mario would prefer to be the backseat driver and let someone else drive (and watch in the rear view mirror)

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SO, let's see....that's SB, myself, TB, PG...who am I leaving out? This is an inclusive excursion, open to any "loose women" that want to join us!

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Hey mama I was wondering if you ever played in the daytime? Im at ymail under this same name

Oh boy what a day with emails, 27 emails this morning and I have shared two with you.

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