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Hence the slight uptick in gym time...

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Age is a number alright. A very shitty number getting shittier every year

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Ann20: I've learned never never never to call a woman anything age related. Be it Cougar or Babe. Plus for me age is a number. I've met people chronologically older than me who had youthful outlooks with physiques to match and those 30 years my junior who oddly were channeling my mean-hearted grandfather.

Lovely eyes by the way...

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{He didn't "get" it} grrrr

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my girlfriend & i are looking to spend time with an older cougar...............uuuhhhh that will really convince me lmfao

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but, but, but... he's the exception! LOL!

I feel your frustration.

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AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGH! Dude sends birdies. 1. Hi. 2. How are you?.... them 3. Why don't you give me your number or email and we can text or email? I've given him noncommittal one word replies up till this. So, my response to #3: Hooked on Phonics, dude. Hooked on Phonics. His reply?!? What do you mean? I know how to talk. Here's what I told him: By benefit of Hooked on Phonics, you may have read my profile to know that I do not email or text with people I do not know. Had you read this, you would not have suggested such. That is all.

PLEASE, God, tell me this is simple enough for him to "get"!

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I enjoyed one from an apparently still living Neanderthal. It simply said...

"Me like you pics".

That sounded like a keeper!

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I'm not sure if this is a come on or a threat?

"Please let me know if you are interested or not. If I do not get a reply back, I will eventually send another email."

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OM effing G! SM contacted me several times giving me his # and amount me to text him. I've said no. He said didn't you look at my pics? I said yes and asked what he thought I *might* have missed that would make a difference.He literally said, "I'm pretty".

{Thunk} Needless to say, I didn't think he was so "pretty".

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