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so I jinxed myself...today I got "text me" from some dude with one line in his profile.

really dude? Pretty sure in our profile it says you need to be able to send me a email that will get my attention. The only reason I even looked at the profile was to see if you were stupid enough to put your telephone number in it for public view. Sure enough you were stupid enough to put it in your tag line.

Delete.

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I feel ya, PG....but {sigh} what can one do?

Mcallen TX
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Luckily for me I've been getting mostly emails and texts from people that make me smile for the last few days. The only thing making me not smile is the absence of messages from someone I'm worried about.

PG

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well you are fucking cute ;)

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Personal favorite is one we received from a single male with one line answers on his profile and a cock-pic to add substance.

"Dam bro she fyne! U wana tagteam dat shit?"

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OK, this one made me laugh: "lets fuck" he still got a "no" but at least I laughed ;-)

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"...great photography, & an even better model." How sweet!!! {smilie!}

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I got one yesterday that made me smile, in response to one I sent about not making a trip I thought I was going to make. "I had "pirategirl" on my calendar for next week"

Now I need to see about getting back on that Calendar for another time!

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Just received this one from a SM, Free Member, O pictures, 1 line in each section: "You should let me love you be the one you run to give everything you want and need"

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"she hot. i can give all that you wished in profile. call."

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