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BT- words are female porn.

I received this- so I was wondering if we meet at the club how long until we have sex?

My response. We will not be having sex and shame on you for assuming we would.

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"Loquacious but eloquent." -A recent email from the female-half of a couple in reference to my profile.

I love words. Her use of the word Loquacious made my member tumesce...a little.

Now, if that's the half that can talk, I can't wait to say hello to the other half.

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This from a single guy a couple days ago:

I'm a single guy...looking for friends and fun. I want sex that's why we're here for, in my case being single it's difficult and I anther stan. Like to party, I can play soft..... or only go out and dance. Email if the party is on

I'm afraid I didn't quite anther stan this one.

San Antonio TX
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dont u go werring yer hed. i tuld him no

Visalia CA
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Sassy: Once you send him your provet pics....he'll be expecting some het sox! Careful how you tread...

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LOL... me 2

Visalia CA
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Hay! I only share my provet photos with my fronds!

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"Will you send me some of that stuff you're smoking?"

I consider that little ditty one of the best compliments I've ever received.

BT

Los Angeles CA
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(in the subject line) hay can i see your provet Photos

UGH!

Visalia CA
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PREACH sista-girl!

Mcallen TX
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