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"Do u suck dick" and "Are you bi"

Both in the past week. WTF

Toms River NJ
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Nic, I would have normally jumped on this when TB posted it last night, but I was unpleasantly occupied and not feeling my playful, jovial self...or feeling anyone else's ;-)

I'm just thankful that she didn't share my phone number.

New Orleans LA
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From a SM in Akron, OH: "Does the wife like big thick cocks? Could you open pics"

Ummm, No (to the opening pics)

Visalia CA
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Permission granted....AND I scraped together enough paper route money to rent a cab AND a hotel room. All we need now is to pick a date.

;^D

New Orleans LA
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Lol Nic,

Make sure you ask your Mama first if you can come out to play!

Oakland TN
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another I saw your on break but saw you were on line, wanna chat?

Ummm first off I'm on break. Second I'd break your 135lb 24 year old body in half.

Louisville KY
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What I meant to say was, can you pick me up at the airport?

;^D

New Orleans LA
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"And since I flew in my car is out of town until I fly back and drive it back in....so yes you would have to pick me up.....but hey all good things may take a little sacrifice but I would make it up to you ten fold...I promise !"

Uh..no car, have to pick him up at his house where he can't host because of a roommate....is this kid even 18? Ha! He wanted to meet at a "neutral" place like a hotel or MY house...neutral! Really Dude? Did ya even read a portion of the profile? Lololol..the whole thing was classic...

Oakland TN
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Well, Leeza, thank you very much. You seem to be quite a hottie yourself!!!! I LOVE your brain & penis statement! Guess that's true, but I'm willing to bet you'd have more to offer! ;)

Picayune MS
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Well, Naughty, I don't blame the guy for trying... you're smokin' hot!

The main problem is that men have a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time! ;^)

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