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the two posts below are my smile for the day...

Maybe I need "something" rubbed on my chest (ala Amy Farrah Fowler perhaps)

San Antonio TX
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Get well soon Gina :)

Windermere FL
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Well I for one am glad you are on the mend!

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Got a one liner email from a new "free" couple. They were cute, so I wrote an encouraging one back and then said we'd be out of town this (last) weekend but we'd see after we got back. here is what they wrote while we were away:

"definitely hit us up when she gets better."

Um...was I sick and didn't know it? Or am I supposed to get better at blow jobs? Driving? Mentally?

San Antonio TX
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If you pay for the hotel room, I'll bring a woman. Or maybe you can bring a woman.

Sounds a bit iffy but what the Hell...

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hoping to find a sexy female to have some fun and celibate with.

Toledo OH
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"Curvy...or Comin' Round The Mountin. Same thing!"

From a SF, while I was traveling in Nashville.

BT

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New one for me... from a Single BI Female... who obviously didn't notice the "straight" part of my profile or the line that says I'm not Bi or even curious.

Visalia CA
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Just 10 minutes ago.... from.... you guessed it - a single guy:

ga hi.how are yall doing today and what are yall up.to.trying to meet up.and chill and have some fun with.yall.

I dunno.. Mrs. VA might just cream her pants over this guy.... his fluency in gang signs will be a sure winner....

Windermere FL
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"I read your profile..."

75% of the emails we get, mostly from single guys or couples with no pics.

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