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Aww come on Kibbs. It will be fun. Heck the car and hotel are already paid for!

Burleson TX
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BTW.....I've somehow misplaced this particular wifebeater. Ducks, because it was my favie sleepshirt. Oh well got a Harley shirt I can sleep in instead

Mcallen TX
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NOW y'all tell me! I have already made some travel plans in the not so distant future

Mcallen TX
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Yes! You and Lady get up here in NJ and I'll show you both a very good time.

Vineland NJ
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Oh there we go Kibbs. Come with me when I head to NJ next week. You need a vacation don't you?

Burleson TX
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Ms. Kibbles, let me know if you relocate to NJ.

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Ewwwww!

Mcallen TX
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"Y'all, I'm {this close} to looking into relocating!" Kibbles, as much as we would absolutely love to have your sexy ass living in our area...you may want to scratch Pa off of your list of possible places to relocate. This email that we received last night is just a small sample of what you will be getting in your inbox daily....

"""Possible Aggressive Rape Fantasy. I Am Close.. Here If The Scenario. I Walk Into Your Home Catch Get Playing With Getppussy(Hubby Is Hiding And watchiNg). I Then proceeded To Force Her To Suck Mr Off As I Play With Get pussy. Ice Interested Send Mail back""

I don't know if I should laugh about the silliness, or cry about the stupidity!!!

Shamokin PA
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After my polite answer, I just got back somethign to the effect this was a swinger site and everyone was supposed to be here for sex.

Yes, but not with them!

OOPS! {sigh} I politely explained that yes it's a sex site, but no, not everyone operated quite that way and their approach was offensive to me. I also pointed out that if they had taken the time an d trouble to READ my profile, they would have known that I'm not seeking additional playmates....and I'm not receptive to "wanna fuck?" birdies from strangers.

Mcallen TX
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{giggle}

here's a bigger doozie in my inbox today:"Can we eat ur pussy till u squirt ..text us 956 xxx xxx"

My reply, "What a rude introduction....and for the record, I don't "squirt!"

Y'all, I'm {this close} to looking into relocating!

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