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"Hello :). How about a male"

Seriously?

Pittsburgh PA
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Hello TB. I laughed at your "inner bitch" remark below. I can't imagine that side of you as you're one of the sweetest people I've met.

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Oh my goodness TB! That's a hoot. My favorite FWB told me early on that quality of "teeth" were one of his main criteria. It's ladies like that one which led to his policy. Though I know a certain gentleman from N'awlins who might feel differently.

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. . . actually we are very interested. Just not willing. It is critical to us that we NOT meet.

Danville VT
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Had this little gem come thru our mailbox yesterday..

Him: Uploaded a pic finally so..... Do you like to fuck younger guys

Us: Thank You for writing. Right now I don't think we are compatible, good luck in your search.

Him: What's that mean ur not intrested?

Duh...wtf else could it possibly mean????

Shamokin PA
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I know!!!! BLOCKED was my response!

Picayune MS
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NiN, ew, ew, ew! That's all I have to say about that email!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Just received: "My playmate died a month ago, but I know she'd want me to keep playing." NOT the way to get my attention!

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I know it's long but I have to share::

I'm just sitting in my office, It would be a good day for an office visit!! You come down to my office dressed as a sales woman, skirt, jacket, stockings, heels on! I meet you at the door with a big hug and a deep passionate kiss! We go into my office and I take your jacket off and remove your blouse. Your breast look so good in a black lace bra. I lift your skirt up to see you have matching panties on!! I leave your skirt on in case someone does stop by. With your skirt hiked up to your waist I get on my knees and slide your panties off, I can smell you and you smell awesome, I run my hand up and touch your pussy and its so wet with excitement ! You sit in the chair and I push your legs up and back, now I get a great look at your beautiful hot wet pussy. I can't wait to put my mouth on it, you taste so good, I lick and suck on your pussy and clit, your moaning and squirming and grinding yourself on my mouth! You cum again and again one orgasm after another!! You tell me you want me to fuck you now!! I get up have you turn around and put your knees in the chair, your ass looks so good! I spread your ass cheeks apart and slide my hard throbbing cock inside of you!! Oh baby its sooo hot and wet I slide in all the way to my balls!!! I smell our sex as I thrust in and out of you, its intoxicating !! I squeeze your ass and pump in and out till I can't hold back anymore, I tell you I'm ready to cum and you say you want to taste me!! I pull out and you turn around and get on your knees, then you put my cock in your mouth and I cum so hard, it feels fantastic , my orgasm last and last, and you take every drop I have to give!! The smell of sex is all around us! You stand up and we kiss, a deep wet kiss, I can smell myself on you and you can smell yourself on me!! We then pull ourselfs together thinking of how great that felt and already thinking about the next time we get naked again!!! How does that sound baby???

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Well perhaps it's a whole supply vs demand thing because I'm not meeting anyone. Lol

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