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Mr. Leeza, isn't a little satisfying to spell things out for people like that? Not that they will change their ways, but it can be a wake-up call.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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We got an e-mail from a single guy with no pictures and a three line profile...

Him: Hey guys i'm a good looking straight man who had one bi experience but more importantly i have a cute "curious" girlfriend who is looking for her first experience we have pics via e-mail and i find ur profile fascinating and ur pics sexy thanks.

Us: Thank you for writing. We appreciate the interest but we don't think we'd be a good match.

A few months later we got this:

Him: my girlfriend is shy and curious but loves your pictures she's a cute natural redhead curvy but firm - swimmer i'm tall dark and amazingly handsome lol not really but better than average looking we have pics via e-mail- for her first time i need someone cool she can be comfortable with we're new but excited is ur man 100% straight thanks

Us: I guess you didn't read our previous reply to you, or our profile. We are not interested. Good luck in your search.

Him: that's cool we're used to how many assholes there are on here no problem

Us: Assholes? You emailed us... we said no in a courteous way. You obviously didn't read our profile. Then you emailed us again... after we said "no" for a second time you got insulting. So who is the "asshole?"

Oh well, sometimes it's better not to answer...

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Thank you NJNYBIWFEMME, the member is a total gentleman and exactly what we were looking for and is an excellent addition to our friends. When someone takes the time to read your profile, then approaches you with the things he liked that shows he actually took the time to read what took us time to write. We may not be the traditional swingers couple (would have to read profile to understand) but we want nice people. Kindness goes a long way.

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couplelooking, welcome to the forums. great job by the member who approached you. enjoy!

Bridgewater NJ
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We would say that having something written in the tag line that is smart and the best line was very sincere. "Welcome to SLS, Please let me introduce myself" This gentleman then proceeded to write what has got to be the best intro letter we have ever read. Personalized to where we knew he read our profile. I don't want to give details on the letter, do not want to have SM starting to flood everyone with his approach.

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tag line rather than an email - but it made me send one...

The birds n the bees n the pervs that we please

S Pasadena FL
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We politely declined a single male, saying we wanted to focus on couples right now. His response:

"Well can I just watch?"

Say what ?

Clemmons NC
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You're right, gotta love it, it's just not where I was expecting this kind of message to come from. I'm a little worried about the direction a supposedly professional business network is going...!

Gibsonia PA
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You gotta love it that you're impressing, Leeza.

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That's funny Lou.

This doesn't exactly fit with the subject, but I thought it was too funny to skip - I got this in a Linked In message recently:

What a nice picture you have on here. I'm sorry for disturbing you,cause I know am contradicting the rules of this humble site and I apologize. I was perusing through my connections and came across yours and can't resist to say at least hi; cause no one can pass through your profile without doing so. You've nice profile that's impressing. I also wanna say thank you for the connection,please mind not that I ask personal question; are you married?Hope to hear from you soon...Warmest thought!!!

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