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Please do submit ims! When I need a laugh I have logged in just to read this thread. We haven't had any very "creative" messages in awhile, just the run of the mill "hi"s from people who have clearly not read our profile. I would love to hear from the writers of these emails as to whether they ever have sucess with their messages!

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IM or email seems fair enough; they are both electronic notifications. :-)

Charles Town WV
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Hey let me ask this, do IM's count???? I have had many of them!!!! I don't even know where to begin with them !!!

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True NJNY :-)

We've heard of people caught by the bait & switch.

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T&D: at least they warned you in advance of the "bait n switch" so you could avoid it. :-)~

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A soft swap couple contacted us. We opened pics for each other & everyone was interested in meeting. Spoke with them on the phone & set up a meeting. A couple days before our scheduled meeting, the male half e-mails & says "he's ok with full swap & has his wife's permission." Told him that if we played, one of us isn't going to full swap while the other is limited to soft swap. We'll just keep it at soft swap for all. They cancelled soon after. LOL!

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nj, true. Which is a shame, because from the little she had in her profile and emails, she seemed like a nice enough lady.

On the other hand, now my desk has an annoying dent that matches the front of my skull. *sigh*

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sorillo darlin' on the glass half full side of the spectrum: at least you were spared the omg what excuse do i use to *end* this date? phenom.

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SF emails me, says she likes what she sees/reads, asks for opinion on her photo (waist to neck only). I thank her and ask her to tell me a little about herself.

"I don't know what to say about myself, except that I like to have fun"

*sorillo bangs head on desk*

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Exhole~i like it

Thanks for the compliment. This pic goes back to some vitriolic jerkoff where the killing us all at large Sandy we're all drinking Dr Pepper and eating Cheetos and living in trailer parks so I ironed on the Dr Pepper logo on the seat of a pair of booty pants and if you look really carefully there's some orange hand prints on my waist with the thumbs up the little dimples. I was having a creative moment

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