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lol@Inez : what way would you like to take me? Don't answer that...lol

" If they ain't already housebroke, I'll just rub their nose in it and put them outside."

I love you!................. :panting profusely:

Charles Town WV
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Rub

Mcallen TX
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Yeah. The 20 somethings hit me with that and they want me to "teach them". Oh HELL to the no! If they ain't already housebroke, I'll just run their nose in it and put them outside.

Mcallen TX
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888 I don't know how to take that really LOL thank you sweetie

Ronkonkoma NY
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Inez, you do look good...........................

For a woman your age.

:-D

Charles Town WV
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"I'm really into older women" ,Well thank you for reminding me of that , you fucking nipple head

Ronkonkoma NY
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Yeah, those crack me up, too...then i hit delete

Mcallen TX
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e-mail - "Hi how you doing, my name is ____ and I would like to get to know you guys if it is ok with both parties."

Is there anything about my profile that says I am a couple......I think not !!

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Girls night!!!!!

Mcallen TX
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I have not gotten a bad email in a while but this came in today;

No Subject, message read; Lets fuck. No picture open and I replied back asking if he had a picture. You never know, guy just may not have a clue.

Picture did not match his description at all. I replied how old was that picture.

His reply was he blocked me. My thought is the lying fool did me a favor. Why guys can't be honest and truthful never fails to amaze me.

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