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T&D: at least they warned you in advance of the "bait n switch" so you could avoid it. :-)~

Bridgewater NJ
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A soft swap couple contacted us. We opened pics for each other & everyone was interested in meeting. Spoke with them on the phone & set up a meeting. A couple days before our scheduled meeting, the male half e-mails & says "he's ok with full swap & has his wife's permission." Told him that if we played, one of us isn't going to full swap while the other is limited to soft swap. We'll just keep it at soft swap for all. They cancelled soon after. LOL!

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nj, true. Which is a shame, because from the little she had in her profile and emails, she seemed like a nice enough lady.

On the other hand, now my desk has an annoying dent that matches the front of my skull. *sigh*

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sorillo darlin' on the glass half full side of the spectrum: at least you were spared the omg what excuse do i use to *end* this date? phenom.

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SF emails me, says she likes what she sees/reads, asks for opinion on her photo (waist to neck only). I thank her and ask her to tell me a little about herself.

"I don't know what to say about myself, except that I like to have fun"

*sorillo bangs head on desk*

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Exhole~i like it

Thanks for the compliment. This pic goes back to some vitriolic jerkoff where the killing us all at large Sandy we're all drinking Dr Pepper and eating Cheetos and living in trailer parks so I ironed on the Dr Pepper logo on the seat of a pair of booty pants and if you look really carefully there's some orange hand prints on my waist with the thumbs up the little dimples. I was having a creative moment

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Not sure if I posted this one or not. "Like that tit". That was the whole message from a sm clearly outside of our age preference.

On a separate note I'm a fan of kibbles new profile pic.

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kibbs, darlin: rabbit coined a sniglet for that

"exhole"

Bridgewater NJ
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I think the asshole ex Gave me insight to the SM mentality and i didn't even realize it till now, years later. He was saying to reach out to people that I thought were attractive even if their preferences didn't match mine and even if they stated clearly they were looking for something else. His thoughts were that not everyone updates their profile and keeps it current and sometimes they have stated preferences but willing to do things outside of these preferences. Did i mention he was an asshole ex?

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From a single guy, no pics.

hola me gustaria conocerlos

(Hello, I'd like to meet you - I think)

His profile has only one line:

"I a guy"

Yeah. An ignored guy.

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