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I never understood why some people insult those whom they approached in the first place.

This seems to be almost exclusively the realm of singles, both male and female. We've only once had a couple insult us back after they emailed us and we "no thanks" 'd them. All of the rest have been single males and females.

Single males have tended to call us ugly or stupid or losers. Single females have generally called us old or fat and insinuated that they can get anyone they want and didn't really want us anyway. The one couple told us that they didn't want to have sex with us anyway.

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so i sent a snarky reply to the clueless SM and he sent back:

hey good luck...i hope you find your "mr perfect" at the retirement age of "50"

~ bwahaha. ::block::

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From a single "straight" male.

"Hi. I'm close by and would love to suck your cock. Interested?"

I replied "Well my profile says ' not bi, bi curious or in doubt on the subject.' So what would your guess be dumbass? Or are you illiterate as well as being confused about your orientation?"

His reply: "I'm very discreet."

LOL. Oh, well in that case... Block!

Wenatchee WA
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Thanks Nin!! They're some crazy people in the world. Some of these are hilarious. Haha

Dallas GA
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"He said he read my profile and thinks we have a lot in common. Blocked. "

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! lol

"Or should we just show up with some BBQ sauce.. "

Just try to pick it up before hand and don't keep them waiting for hours on end. ;-)

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Jenna. was his wife's name Anyone???? You said your not looking for Anyone's husband????? Did she know he was missing????If you do find he PLEASE return him back to Anyone!!! Your cooperation is appreciated... XOXOXO Rosie

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Tell him "Sorry, normally I like guys who are smokin' hot, but you're just plain smoking. Smoking way too much of something, because you're unable to comprehend my profile."

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Hey njny, I did not know you were "guy's " ???? I always thought that you are a single female????? So I am guessing that if we come by with a carton of smokes and cheep wine in the box you won't be impressed???? LMFAO, I guess you can chock it up to, just being immature ... Some people think that everybody, or SF inpaticular are just an easy lay!!!!! they have a lot to learn.... Just like the A-hole who told me, since he opened his pics, I was expected to do the same... This KID, yes I said KID, needs a smack in the head, and go back home (he was 20) and let Mommy wipe his nose.. A lot of growing up to do..... Or should we just show up with some BBQ sauce.. Now I bet your turned on LOL... XOXOXO Rosie

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glad it worked out for you guys, A.

today's gem from a 28 y/o SM who is 5'8 and smokes:

"hi, single guy who would love to meet you guys. ---.---.----"

(his phone number)

....gonna think on a suitable reply.

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They have 12 certs, so that tells how well certs help in choosing. The Mrs. felt 2nd rate to a bottle of BBQ sauce, so now we're on mission to be better than BBQ sauce...lol

I threw out a hot date where we were and a couple we have been trying to schedule a night out with for a couple months walked thru the strip club's doors and showed us an even GREATER evening.

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