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When I get those "traveling to Pittsburgh" emails I usually respond "I hope you enjoy your trip. It's a great city." They rarely email back

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You should email him that reply and see if he posts it in this thread. lol

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OK, this is not exactly about the best lines from my favorite emails on SLS, but...I keep getting IMed by this guy. There's nothing much in his profile, but he did follow our request by opening his face pic before contacting us. The only thing I'm attracted to in the picture is the electrical outlet because I can plug my vibrator into it!

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All his profile {and the first birdie mail} really talked about was how big his winkie is....Really hard to guage a personality that way....but then again, there's an expression they use down here in regards to the slender overly-enhanced telenovella {Mexican soap opera} actresses: "pecho-nalidad" pecho meaning breast so it sorta translates to breast-inality as opposed to personality. lol

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kibbles, he probably didn't think the warning banner at the top of the SLS home page had anything to do with him, or he didn't read it. And I've found not everybody on SLS reads the forums (go figure, right?). If you like his email and his profile, I'd give him a little more time.

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dude I replied to about not e-mailing pics and shame he didn't have any posted on his profile just birdies me again saying he posted a pic just for me.....and of course it hasn't been approved yet, so it still shows like he has no pics. Is it just me or shoudl he have realized that and waited til it actually shows on his profile?

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LOL.... Just received this bird a few minutes ago. "Hi we're Pete & Janice, and we are the coolest couple on this site.". Woooooo.... How awesome we can finally meet a cool couple !

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OK. Dude in his 20's {nice to know I have a really big following in the much younger crowd, I guess}: "I'd like to meet you"

I tried to be nice: "I'm truly flattered, but I really don't think that's going to happen"

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Received this email tonight -- Hello there how are you? I wanted to say hello and see if you might like to talk some???? Here is my info.... :) I am very easy going male like to do lots.... ....I am 6 foot with brownish blonde hair and blue eyes and an athletic build....180lbs built like a swimmer brod shoulders and narrow as goes down....I like to go to dinner dancing active sports golf pool darts lots....I try to have fun at whatever I do....I also like to listen to others and I also like to.... treat others with respect....I am a friend that stays around as long as I am wanted a huge shoulder to lean on and a HUGE ear to listen to you.... some other things I like to do include going to the theater and braodway shows as well as staying in and cuddleing with that special someone.... cooking them dinner and massage feet and shoulders as well as treat them like the queen they should be.... also I believe that a relationship should be equal trust and honesty is KEY to any successful relationship as well as being a friend.... well hope we can talk soon I can send you a picture if you like...! thank you....:)

Am I the only one who feels like he should be directed to eHarmony?

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oh I'm hoping for very nice indeed ;)

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