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@Scott.... I like that it is a statement, not a question.
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Philadelphia PA
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You want a blow job. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX. Not THAT bad.
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South Beloit IL
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What she's looking for here is old, worn out models...no hair is a plus. Know any? Send um on over.
How YOU doin'?
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"At this point, I'd say she seems to be more into "fit, older" guys"
. Why Smooth...that's probably the nicest thing said about me since the last time Ahoy called me an idiot. Tramp
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Alpharetta GA
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Lol.
Another gem: "hi love to chat. I will be in Atlanta next month for a night" Replied: "So, you did read our profile...charming. Alas, we won't be chatting that particular night...maybe next chat night." Tramp
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Alpharetta GA
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At this point, I'd say she seems to be more into "fit, older" guys. But hey, that could change. Right? lol.
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Cocoa Beach FL
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Today:
"UR wife into young fit men?" Reply: "She'said got me for that. What she's looking for here is old, worn out models...no hair is a plus. Know any? Send um on over. " Tramp
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Alpharetta GA
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ok that was funny
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Hammonton NJ
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I'm envisioning a daily dosage of iron supplements and a XXX swinger variation of a movie called Meat the Fokker's.
~Allen
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Charles Town WV
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Allen just has to make sure not to have any metal with him. The magnetic breasts might pull him in.
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Hammonton NJ
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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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