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@Scott.... I like that it is a statement, not a question.

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You want a blow job. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX. Not THAT bad.

South Beloit IL
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What she's looking for here is old, worn out models...no hair is a plus. Know any? Send um on over.

How YOU doin'?

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"At this point, I'd say she seems to be more into "fit, older" guys"

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Why Smooth...that's probably the nicest thing said about me since the last time Ahoy called me an idiot.

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Lol.

Another gem:

"hi love to chat. I will be in Atlanta next month for a night"

Replied:

"So, you did read our profile...charming. Alas, we won't be chatting that particular night...maybe next chat night."

Tramp

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At this point, I'd say she seems to be more into "fit, older" guys. But hey, that could change. Right? lol.

Cocoa Beach FL
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Today:

"UR wife into young fit men?"

Reply:

"She'said got me for that.

What she's looking for here is old, worn out models...no hair is a plus. Know any? Send um on over. "

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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ok that was funny

Hammonton NJ
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I'm envisioning a daily dosage of iron supplements and a XXX swinger variation of a movie called Meat the Fokker's.

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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Allen just has to make sure not to have any metal with him. The magnetic breasts might pull him in.

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