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Here's my recent *winner*, "would you like me to go over for some fun. 6'2 male , good looking from mission, 31 yrs old "
My reply: "Thank you for your interest.....however, it is quite clear to me that you did not bother to read my profile."
YES! I resisted the urge to add: "Hooked on Phonics Worked for Me!" |
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I just received =This is the male half looking to play without the female half she don't know i play alone and i need to keep it that way
I responded = Try being as honest with her as you are with me |
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How does he write when he's not smoking crack rock?
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Mcallen TX |
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Would you even entertain this?
You sound like the women I've been looking for love to explore and find knew ways to please. If you don't get wet you are doing something wrong. I'm self employed, single, multi-orgasmic, I love to give oral and I'm 9". I would like to find out more and see if we click. Have you ever thought of joing the mile high club, or having multiple guy's on a plane. If you would like to find out and see more I am also on yahoo |
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hey im Allison I liked your profile headline.. I have a guy friend who is 27 and still a virgin.. he likes thicker girls.. do you want his info.. he isn't a swinger though but is interested in the idea.. anyway have a great afternoon :) Allison
Um, no. Hell no. Absolutely not. |
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Pittsburgh PA |
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ummm someone I emailed in Sept is just now getting back to me?
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SM, 22y.o., 5'6"/175, calling himself "average weight and height" {OK, I will concede: this IS the Valley, lol}, free profile, no pics, stating on his profile that "pics are only a text away". The birdie? "how's it going gorgeous"
really? you're limited on the volume of what you can do per day and this is all ya got?!? I wouldn't have been interested, anyway, but thought this was humorous and thought I would share. |
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Mcallen TX |
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I swear it wasn't me. Have not been back in a couple months next trip is World Series..
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For those of you who think Mr Leeza is exaggerating when he posts in Yinzer, I just received the following email from a single male here in Pittsburgh.
Hi, how are yinz doin? I'm vito I dont just hand my number out yet I see me and yinz becoming goor friend's if u feel the same call or text 412xxxxxxx |
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for forum posts? Hit report to moderator at the bottom of the post.
for profiles? Hit the report button on their profile. |
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Louisville KY |
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