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Putting on break doesn't really make people stop emailing. That is why our profile is closed off to everyone.

Louisville KY
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"All of the instruction in the world isn't going to stop people who can't read from emailing you. "

Absolutely correct!

Today, first two sentences in an email from a paragraph from a SM: "I would be pleased to give her a good ,licking. From what I can see she looks great."

Our profile header: "Taking a break for our nesters' needs, you bunch'o pervs. :-D"

Our opening sentence of our profile: "Break time."

Charles Town WV
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All of the instruction in the world isn't going to stop people who can't read from emailing you.

Windermere FL
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sigh - The male half of a straight/straight couple emailed my SF profile. My old SF profile clearly states I won't reply to emails there and they should email our couple profile and that (as an SF) I am not interested in straight women, SMs or Married men with hall passes.

This is the email

"Good morning I haven't seen your face...but something about your body curves made my chimestry travel throughout my vaines..I or We love to meet with you...Can you handle sex maniacs couple.. Please email us if you think that you can"

I can't, I really, really can't. And I suspect he needs to see a doctor about the " chimestry" in his "vaines"

~rabbit~

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Wow...vabeach.

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"Hello just stopping by and saying hi to u beautiful guys.i just moved to Orlando few month back.love ur guys profile.i live near universal studio .i am new to all this but wanted to see and kinda like the lifestyle of "SLS" so if you guys interested let me know.i am 6"1 very clean ,professional,with no drama,if u guys wanted to have some some fun in your regular life send me massage.happy searching people ?? "

At 10:14 pm last night.

And 11:51 this morning.

And 3:44 this afternoon.

Windermere FL
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fun...HUNG shaved and horny...dave For some reason this didn't impress Mrs opmind

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I saw a woman in a string suit sunning by the pole recently.

OT: "Come on! Meet us for a drink! If I show up and my hot wife isn't with me you can punch me in the face."

-The LAST exchange between myself and a "couple" who reached out via another site.

Negative Ghostrider...

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Los Angeles CA
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Please note: typing is NOT my string suit.. please let me know if anyone is in need of a Kibbie to English translator

Mcallen TX
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OmFg. Message c written in 1st person singular from a couple profile. They had exactly 3 public pocs, and all three boob shots. I politely saris thanks but no thanks, alluding to my gut instinct. He wrote back sarong look again the pics were ooen, but after my reply they were no longer interested based on what i said. I replied nope, there were exactly three pix of boobage open to me, but thank you for confirming my initial gut instinct

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