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I suppose I should be impressed the kid wrote a few lines. I just received an email from a 52 year old single male. First time I've ever heard from him...
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Holly, I think he wants you to teach him a couple things.... ;-)
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Emeryville CA |
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Holly... You're female, he thinks you're hot, and he's horny... he's not thinking with the big head ;-)
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Visalia CA |
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Oh Lord... a 21 year old kid who loves smoking pot (according to his profile) just wrote me...
hey my name is XXX and have been looking for a partner with similiar interests as yourself... I live in pittsburgh and it says we live 1 mile apart lol. im 21 and a college student. text me xxx-xxx-xxxx i would like to get to know you and check out my profile :) I can't fathom what in my profile would make him think I'd be interested in that scenario. |
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I can't use SLS IM when I'm on my iPad so when I miss someone's request to chat, I always send a short email that explains that.
I immediately receive an email that tells me "that's ok" and can i open my pics? He ... of course.. has not opened his! LOL... I respond and point that out...To which he replies... "Only looking for NSA. Just being honest. If you are interested we can still talk, but I read your profile and not sure we are looking for the same things." I wrote back... "Perhaps you should read the profile BEFORE you try to chat" sigh |
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Pittsburgh PA |
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Deb, I failed condom-application in high school. Could you maybe help me with my home work?
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Danville VT |
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Guy emailed us last night, will be up in our neck of the woods soon to look at Goodard College, and did we want to meet? It is Goddard College, but they don't care too much about spelling, so maybe he will get in. If he DOES get in, it had better not be in my wife, as his dick (per pics, graciously supplied) looks about as long as my leg. Basically a par three for me, lol.
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Danville VT |
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Not a problem Totalbabe.
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Memphis TN |
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Very nice offer, D and TB...
I've been busy when she's gone with cooking, spring cleaning and there were two group dance classes today... but maybe it shows that I'm a bit randy! My wife gets home tomorrow, and so this weekend will be hot! I had fun with the yummy yummy fuck fuck song! ;^D |
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Gibsonia PA |
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Or fucky fucky!
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