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Not a wine drinker, but would a nice chianti go well with that?

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Well, he said he wants to "meat you".

I hope that doesn't mean all Hannibal Lecter....

Windermere FL
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"So I would like to meet you then my buddy in my pants has other plans of meating you"

All four of his profile pics are his cock through various items of clothing. Sigh.

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Got an email from a younger couple (mid 30's) that said they both looked over our profile numerous times and were interested in meeting.

The Mrs liked what she saw (which is fairly rare) so we replied that we would love to set something up and we opened our private pics.

They (he) responds back saying that we had plans to meet them several years ago but it fell through last minute. He mentioned meeting at a bar that we've never even heard of, so that's wrong.

He also says that we are too old for his wife's taste but he would still like to meet us. Ok, so you didn't notice our ages when looking multiple times?

Nice try dude.

Boston MA
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NJ . . . it did, it did. Such a character. Naturally, we live on opposite ends of the globe LOL

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Kj, that's a....standout line!

hope his profile lived up to the rather interesting sense of humour.

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I bet $20 I know who sent that.

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This one tickled me......laugh out loud, spit the tea across the screen tickled:

Very sexy pictures and profile!!

Truly stand out- like a big boner in sweatpants!! Impossible not to notice. All of my pictures are opened.

Respectfully, _______

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Thanks!

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Yes if they have it turned off they don't appear on yours and you don't appear on theirs when you look back.

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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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